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Zachariah , in love eating bread ties and bread tags
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It’s not “Windows III”

It’s Windows 3.11

Drusas , in love eating bread ties and bread tags

I have never seen anybody do that. All white people know that bread ties are cat toys.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Maybe the cats are the ones putting them on the window sill?

SolarMonkey ,

Those and milk bottle rings.

Mouselemming , in Checkmate, Atheists

It’s Sunday. Joe couldn’t go to church because COVID, so God made a house call.

Ghostalmedia , in We love our new Democratic Nominee, Don't We Folks?
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Trump also donated $1000 to Biden

TheRaven , in Checkmate, Atheists
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adespoton , in We love our new Democratic Nominee, Don't We Folks?

Great… Trump endorses Harris too! Maybe he can get the MAGA crowd to vote for her as well….

ouRKaoS ,

Too bad he can’t vote for her, being a felon…

MrJameGumb , in love eating bread ties and bread tags
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I’m white and it’s never occured to me to put any bread ties on any windowsills… Have I been missing out? Does that accomplish some sort of goal? 🧐

darcy OP ,
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yes if your goal is to amass bread ties on your windowsill ;-)

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

But why? I usually throw them away. Or I put them in the junk drawer for a few years in case I find another use for them and THEN throw them away when I clean out the junk drawer… Do they have some kind of hidden potential I’m not aware of? Does leaving them on a windowsill somehow change their properties?

shalafi ,

No lie, mine always end up there if they don’t get trashed immediately.

dumbass , in Checkmate, Atheists
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He stepped down on national ice cream day…

Jackcooper ,

Aw man he loves that stuff almost as much as he loves exposed shoulders

Brickhead92 ,

Someone close to him: You’re not getting ice-cream unless you drop out of the presidential candidacy!

Biden: Done… Now where’s my ice-cream?

He’s only human, anyone would do the same.

Lost_My_Mind , in Mario for president

I don’t know WHAT you’re talking about! Yes, the democratic party and the republican party both yell and scream…but there is a lot of screaming with Mario Party too!

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOST MY STAR TO MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY KONG???!!! I WAS JUST SITTING HERE, AND PEACH LANDS ON CHANCE TIME, AND NOW I’M OUT A STAR??? THATS BULLSHIT!!!”

And then you stab your friend in the knee with a fork.

Mario Party gets violent when you drink. Best to stick to Mario Kart. Nobody ever got hurt drinking and driving.

BudgetBandit ,

Dude of mine and I are some hard video game masochists and love hard games. We play Mario party superstars as 5 people, him and I sharing a pair of joy cons. And we get slightly drunj before we start, like a Maß for the both of us, the we proceed to drink while playing.

This made us realize: most of the games are playable with either the left or the right hand

We spend 90% of those games where we both have control over the character just laughing

boredtortoise ,

Tax the rich with blue shells

ChicoSuave , in Mario for president

The Mario Party is a monarchist platform. Don’t be fooled by the slick marketing and colorful characters; you go in to be a toad and end up a goomba.

LyD , in Boop

I doubt he trained for that long if he left the chinstrap unbuckled

MonkderVierte ,

Training duration increases chinstrab buckleness, got it.

lseif , in love eating bread ties and bread tags

Ha, a Ha, ha A ah Ha Ha-ha! :)

PP_BOY_ ,
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Feel good

Lost_My_Mind ,

…joker?

downpunxx ,

,,,,,,,,,, smoker

lseif ,

-------- midnight toker ?

darcy OP ,
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TERRIBLE ADDITION TO THIS POST.

tfw_no_toiletpaper , in Loading like a 90's dell computer

OP has a slow cache, might need to upgrade hardware

JackbyDev ,

Race condition.

Caboose12000 , in Make new friends today!

I dont get it

MelodiousFunk OP ,

Neither do I.

I saved this picture close to 20 years ago, just because it was ridiculous. I’ve always wondered, “What the everloving fuck is going on here?” And I’ve never come up with an answer. But last night, in a state of what I suspect was hypomania, I decided that now is the time for it to shine once again.

MelodiousFunk , in Mario for president

While I agree that Mario would be a better choice than what we currently have, he’s basically unelectable. His residence in the Mushroom Kingdom, ethnic accent, and the considerable amount of skeletons in his closet would be a buffet for the corpo media empires.

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