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rotkehle , in 🍆💦🦑

homie needs some hydration.

FartsWithAnAccent , in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.
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You know what? It's 2024, I don't really care if you fuck couches.

There, I said it.

marcos ,

That.

I care really a lot if you accuse somebody of being Hitler and then go work for him. But fuck anybody caring about fucking couches.

GBU_28 ,

First it’s just the couch.

Then it’s the couch with your wife on it.

Then it’s your wife.

This is a documented progression of predatory behavior

Schorsch ,

You didn’t think about the couch, do you? Animal.

sunbytes , in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

This is an excellent shitpost and made me laugh very hard.

ProIsh , in 🍆💦🦑

Why you gottta disrespect my boy like this

johannesvanderwhales , in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

I’m surprised that the US is so low.

gerryflap , in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now
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This scale is totally wack. The feet of the human bodies in the graph don’t start at 0 but somewhere between 4 and 5. Such a bad graph. That being said, we Dutch people are very tall and powerful and you should be terrified >:3

ALoafOfBread ,

They have ridiculous accents, though. They got nerfed in the tulipmanie patch

RizzRustbolt ,

I am 7 inches taller than the average Dutch person. Which, by this graph, means I am 50 times taller than you.

Pee-wee.

gerryflap ,
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Apparently i’m almost 3 inches taller than average. So somewhat better but still scary

entropicshart , in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.

Lenny needs some flair or global politics filter

Kalcifer , (edited ) in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way
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No shout out for my boi, LocalSend?

alteredracoon ,

Love LocalSend! Have been using it almost daily since I found it.

feddylemmy ,

This is why I love lemmy. Bookmarked! Thank you.

meliaesc ,

Anyone have any other cool crossplatform tools to share?

naught101 ,

SSH/SFTP?

pipes ,

croc is great, works even when devices cant find each other on the network, or with gigantic folders (I use it between computers).

Or Simplex chat, I dont use it to chat but only to quickly share between phone and laptop :)

Kalcifer ,
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You’re welcome 😊

1stQ ,

The only thing is that both devices need to be in the same WiFi net. But it also works on the road when the laptop uses the phones Hotspot.

DogWater ,

Is safe?

Kalcifer ,
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How do you mean?

DogWater ,

Is it vetted by someone reputable?

tatterdemalion ,
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So we’re reinventing scp now?

Ioughttamow , in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.

Gives a new meaning to loveseat

JoMiran , in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.
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…to completion…

Interesting specificity.

Is this satire? It is really hard to tell in this reality.

dmMeYourNudes ,

Sadly I’m only 80% sure it’s satire

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

It’s fake, Mountain Dew isn’t mentioned once.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Even for him, that was such a weird comment. Do we have his financial disclosures yet? I wouldn’t be shocked to learn that he owns PepsiCo stock.

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

I would actually be surprised if he releases anything of value. Trump refused to release his taxes, and emulating Trump’s destruction of democratic norms is a base-ante show of fealty right now.

dditty ,
unexposedhazard ,

Well yeah but is the above response also satire or a real denial of the satire being true?

jballs ,
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Damn Snopes could’ve just said it was False, but they went above and beyond by linking all the spiciest memes. Including this one: x.com/MeachamDr/status/1815389845897789815

crusa187 ,

This stood out to me as well, and I too find myself potentially eating the onion on this one.

What a time to be alive!

MystikIncarnate , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way

One thing that really got me while working on computers and networking right as LAN networks became a thing in the late 90s and early 2K years was… I’m connected to this switch, and so are they. Why do I need to burn a CD/use an external hard drive (later a flash drive), to move data?

Took me a while to figure out SMB/cifs, and when I did … Game changer. Since then I’ve also learned all I can about storage, networking and file sharing. Most of my USB drives sit on my desk and don’t get touched. I couldn’t tell you what’s on most of them. I’ve picked up a few thinking that I’ll use it, but the most useful thing I’ve done with flash drives is to move data between computers when upgrading other people’s computers. For me, I just make sure everything is backed up/synced to my local NAS, wipe the system and reinstall without a care in the world.

Steamymoomilk ,

SMB shares are Peak. I got one setup for my home network I haven’t used a USB since.

Teppichbrand ,

Please share your setup

Steamymoomilk ,

Its a CM3588 NAS board from friendly elec running openmedia vault Debian 11 with home-manager for nixpkgs. I run nextcloud for backing up my phone storage every night. And have SMB share setup for all my laser cuting files! Originally all my files for my business where running off a 4tb USB HDD which was starting to fail. And yes there was no backups. So after I made a little money selling my laser cut goods. Bought the CM3588 nas board with 2 one terabyte sata m.2 ssd’s which are in raid 1 for redudancy. Also have a off site backup on the computer that runs the laser. And another tid bit all the computers I use are exclusively linux. The computer that runs the laser is zoron OS. My main rig runs nixos, my LAN gaming machine runs gentoo aswell as the laptop where I do most of the fianaces and designing. The laptop is a t440p which is librebooted and runs gentoo :D.

Hope that’s enough detail!! Lmao

Diplomjodler3 , in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.

If God didn’t want us to shag couches, why did he make them so damn sexy?

thefartographer ,

To test those strong in will and trusting in faith.

And God forbade Moses from inserting himself between the couch cushion or folding the pillows in half for pleasure. A second and third time, God commanded Moses, “thou shalt not hump the armrest whilst spanking thyself and going ‘ungh ungh ungh ungh!’”

As Moses mounted the backrest of the couch, God told Moses he was starting to get pissed off. “What?! I can’t even make love to the back cushions?!” Moses exclaimed. “No, not upon any part of the couch shall you spread your seed, I just had it reupholstered.”

Defiantly, Moses did then crap upon his own hand and smeared his filth upon God’s couch. God grew impatient and chided Moses, “You bastard! I’ll fucking kill you before you ever reach Israel for that!” And He saw that it was good while Moses made faces at God and falsely claimed he did not wish to enter Israel anyway.

Cadeillac ,
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This is beautiful

ColdWater , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way
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Back in the day I had to use CD-ROM to move files around

n1ck_n4m3 , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way
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In Android just selectively enable wireless ADB debugging and then use ADB Explorer. Easier than plugging the phone in, wireless, and allows access to all folders on the device (including /Android/data/* which is blocked from being accessed using on-device file explorers). Turn it off when you’re done. Boom, wireless data transfer to and from an Android device at way faster than cabled SMB speeds.

Emerald ,

That would work great for me if it had a linux version. Theoretically someone could just use fuse for it

n1ck_n4m3 ,
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ADB Explorer is really just a wrapper for adb-pull, you can use that manually on Linux but without the GUI it’s true it’s not quite as seamless.

aBundleOfFerrets ,

Faster than a cable, unless your device has usb 3.xx

n1ck_n4m3 ,
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IDK, have you tried to copy files over USB-C/USB 3.0 to a phone? I similarly thought it was going to be much faster than it actually is, but it’s still mind bogglingly slow using MTP – especially with file creation operations. Want to move 5,000 small text files totalling 20MB? You’ll be there for 8 hours, haha.

In my experience ADB is significantly faster than a cable (even USB-C+3.0), even when ADB is connected wirelessly. I typically get 20MBps-40MBps using ADB regardless of whether I’m writing large files or a bunch of small files, where at best I will (and a cursory google search sems to indicate most people will) see 8MBps-10MBps over the cable for large files, and when I’m copying small files (e.g., game roms for ScummVM or something), I will get maybe 1Mbps at the top end. Results are consistent between computers I use to copy, cables I use to copy, and phones I’ve copied data to.

I’m honestly surprised that in 2024 copying data to a brand new flagship phone using a USB cable is as poor of an experience as it is.

BenVimes , in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

I’m 188cm (6’2") and grew up in a fairly insular community of Dutch people and their descendants. I thought I was average height until I left that bubble went to university.

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