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mudmaniac , in how it feels to be on Lemmy rn

I just heard that international standards now stipulate that when referring to Internet and the WWW, that it is no longer a requirement to capitalize. its just internet and the web now, if anyone still even uses those words.

Spooner ,

Hang on, i’m still using the Information-Superhighway? What do we call that now?

KreekyBonez ,

the old town information road

naticus ,

The fuck? I thought it was all a series of pipes… Did I fall behind?

orphiebaby , in how it feels to be on Lemmy rn
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Hexadecimalkink ,

Ngl this probably would make it easier to scroll websites without fixed widths, as well as diagrams.

Stan ,
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I use shift and the scroll wheel. That’s on Ubuntu though. Not sure about other OSes.

ininewcrow ,
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Two eyes … Two scroll wheels

Makes sense to me

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , in Will that straighten us out?

As a former professor, offer me twenty bucks and I'll laugh in your face and tell you to get the fuck out of my office. I say this as an honest educator, but the answer would probably be the same from a dishonest one.

n0m4n ,

Then, there was the Middle Eastern prince, who's father, the king, was funding chairs and paying for a major expansion of the college. We will leave it with his having a different set of relaxed rules guiding him. The king was generous when his son did well in his classes.

SrElsewhere OP ,

And what about $100?

somethingsnappy ,

They didn’t say former adjunct professor, so it might even be $200.

40hands , in how it feels to be on Lemmy rn

I feel like I’m back playing Ultima Online. Corp Por?

HandwovenConsensus ,

fizzle

mewpichu , in Time for bed

I’ve never felt so called out in my life

FartsWithAnAccent , in Buffalo v Jackass
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The style kinda reminds me of Bob’s Burgers

lowleveldata , in Hogwarts

Did the cat eat the bird or did the bird eat the cat? I need to know the outcome

casualhippo , in Bring on the Heat

Damn his face looks like he’s wearing a skin mask

RocksForBrains , in From the depths of the old archives

iirc family let this man’s sister bring all her friends on the family vacation and then while he was doing math homework they posed for this photo like hah dweeb

eestileib ,

Yeah what a dork not trying to nail his relatives.

Grimm , (edited ) in what a story

I couldn’t bring myself to watch these videos but I asked a friend who’s more resilient to cringe to watch for me and here is what she reported back:

  • In the first video he covers his marriage and then halfway through begins talking about why women and men lie about their age, then complains about Chinese people being in Japan, talks about going to a university, then cooks some pasta.
  • In the second video he complains about missing a package delivery and walks to the post office, gets his divorce papers, and vents about stuff he left in Japan. Discusses the contents of a letter his ex-wife sent him, and then his personal feelings about the divorce. Ends with cooking.
  • In the third video he talks about the financial benefits of purchasing a “rubberized girlfriend”, which cost him $328, how there’s no risk of pregnancy, STIs, bleeding, rejection ("she can’t say no”), or crying. Ends with cooking and doxes himself.
  • In the fourth video he talks about why he doesn’t wash his rubberized girlfriend because of how difficult it is to clean it. “It feels like washing a baby in the sink or a raw chicken.” He also states he likes the smell of himself. Currently lives with his parents. Ends with cooking.
PersnickityPenguin ,

Your friend is da real mvp

norgur ,
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See, that’s a thing AI ought to be useful for once. “Hey, CringeGPT, summarize these videos for me that make me nauseous out of sheer cringe”

pleb_maximus ,

Do you want to provoke an AI uprising? Because this is how you provoke an AI uprising.

Edit: Wait a second. How the fuck did I come to a post this ancient?
THE AI UPRISING ALREADY STARTED!!!11

NeatNit ,

I didn’t realise this was old until you brought it up. I got here from the sub, which I got to by misclicking on the sub portion of a post when I just wanted to see its comments.

HootinNHollerin ,

How old is he? Looks like 17 max

wesker ,
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Well that was a ride. Ends with cooking.

TairikuOkami , in how it feels to be on Lemmy rn
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It started good, but then people realized that it is not reddit, so they moved back, failing to embrace the change.

I do not blame them, I miss the content and my 15k account, but I have removed it, so there is no going back for me.

Mikekm ,

Yep, I’m here for good too. Reddit will never get that magic back that it once had.

Che_Donkey ,
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There is more variety of content here IMO. I like seeing more international posts even if i dont aleays understand the language or the context.

Back there it was all ragey clickbait bot karma removed.

SpaceX724 ,

I feel like it’s not dominated by the same sort of content, but a lot of smaller communities and niche interests (at least the ones I’m interested in) have yet to develop on lemmy.

The_Nostromo ,

I dunno this feels pretty reddit to me

gimmemahlulz ,
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This site feels like reddit from ~2010. IE back before all the monetization and add bullshit.

superkret ,

I’m amazed it doesn’t feel like 4chan in 2005. Like, how is it possible that it’s not full of spam and racism? I hope it stays that way.

Obi ,
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Shhhh they’ll hear you.

Really though, defederation is the reason why.

superkret ,

Can you explain why that makes a difference?

Obi ,
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Instance owners can have full control over who they federate with. From the start, the mainstream in the Fediverse has had a tolerant, open-minded and positive mindset. Over time instances that don’t follow this (e.g. by promoting hate speech) are defederated, leaving mostly decent discourse. Users that try to join instances that follows the Fediverse ethics while not belonging, and try to spread hate, get banned.

We’re still in early days but this will keep happening until the verse is wide and large, and you can choose your own little corner that aligns with what you want, whether that’s more like what we have today, or the opposite end of the spectrum, but for now we get to enjoy to still have mostly only tolerant instances, and the nasty ones are defederated into oblivion.

Shardikprime , in Just a quick reminder

Both of them have eyes. Makes you think

stebo02 ,
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the same amount even!

cantstopthesignal , in Every time I hear "Lemmy" this keeps bouncing around in my head.

Is that a corn cob cock?

ramplay , in Don’t be that guy

Is it shitbag steve?

Can someone please remind me wtf this one was called lmao

AZERTY ,

Dirtbag Devin obviously.

(I think it was Scumbag Steve though)

ramplay ,

I don’t hate that version though, for what it’s worth

zarathustra0 , in how it feels to be on Lemmy rn

I was told it was weird to use the phrase “surfing the web” the other day. I am not even that old.

meisme ,

??? I’m Gen Z and I use it sometimes, weird according to who?

Nerrad ,
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After Gen Z, do we start over with Gen A?

HandwovenConsensus ,

Kind of. People are calling the next generation after Z Gen Alpha.

But that’s subject to change. They used to call Millennials Gen Y or Mini Boomers.

_wampa__stompa ,

I thought Gen Y was the generation before millennials? Like millennial parents?

pomodoro_longbreak ,
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Gen Y eventually got named millennials is how I always heard, but I’m a ditzy millennial so probably wrong

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