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fence_prude , in I must know

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape backstory.

MrJameGumb , in You didn't bought it you rented it!
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I just read an article the other day that said LG is about to start charging subscription fees for washing machines 🙄

I will go old school and start washing my clothes against a rock in the river before I’ll pay a fucking subscription to use my own washing machine

MiddleWeigh ,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

That is crazy.

Like a damn laundromat. So is LG gonna supply water and power too? Wtf are the charging for? The right to buy their product? Lmao. Fuck off.

Go analog. Real analog. Sticks and stones baby.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

The article said the subscription was for “software updates” which really seems like something they should provide for free anyway so you’re really just paying for the privilege to use their precious machine that you already paid for lol

programmer_belch ,
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Software updates for what? New ways to wash your clothes? I only use like two or three settings in mine

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Knowing LG it’s probably updates to make it play Jingle Bells at Christmas time or something lol

Rouxibeau ,

Sounds like paywalling security updates.

cashsky ,

Those pesky hackers turning off my washing machine when I’m trying to do laundry!

pleb_maximus ,

Well, if your washing machine was connected to the internet you would also need security updates. Of course the only reason you’d connect your washing machine to the internet would be in order to get said security updates in the first place.

Great job creating a need by developing the fix for it in the first place.

joenforcer ,

Alerts for when the washer finishes its cycle. Reminders on when to do a tub clean. More detail when certain errors or anomalies are detected. Additional wash cycles for special load/fabric types that don’t fit on the dial.I have used the internet connection on my washer for all of these things and it has been very useful.

lemon ,
@lemon@sowhois.gay avatar

My magical washing machine somehow knows how to do those things without an internet connection.

_wampa__stompa ,

Potentially more serious than that. A poorly protected washing machine (or any other IOT device) can serve as an attack vector into your local network.

UID_Zero ,
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You’re not wrong, but why the hell does a washing machine need to be Internet connected in the first place?

And since the first answer is always “So it can tell me when the cycle is done,” set a frickin timer if it’s that big of a deal.

_wampa__stompa ,

Oh I agree totally.

electrogamerman ,

I think maybe to turn in on remotely. Lets say you leave to work in the morning and you want to have your clothes washed and/or dried when you arrive from work, then you can turn it on remotely, but its still stupid

UID_Zero ,
@UID_Zero@infosec.pub avatar

My washer has a delay timer on it. Is that not a common option?

I also have an option to start a small fan and spin the drum every few minutes, so it keeps wet clothes from getting mildewy. I use that every time, so I don’t have nasty clothes when I inevitably forget to swap stuff into the dryer.

electrogamerman ,

Oh, nice. I didnt know those were an option

Clocksstriking13 ,

I think it’s for “smart” washing machines that you can control from your phone etc. So that’s likely what the “updates” would be related too…why you’d need to control your washing machine from afar is beyond me but some people love smart gadgets and will by anything that connects to their phone.

thecodemonk ,

I hate the make everything a smart appliance trend… Grills, washers and dryers, dishwashers, coffee machines… WHY? No one needs this shit.

mayo ,
@mayo@lemmy.world avatar

There are cases for it, eg programming a wash to occur when energy demand is low.

In my opinion we should be pursuing technologies to do this that don’t require an internet connection. Even being able to program a schedule into the machine and it can detect if something is in there or not. That would be enough since energy usage follows a relatively consistent plot. These companies don’t give a shit about anything other than coming up with ways to make more money.

Gork ,

The cost of the laundry subscription is likely to vastly out cost the energy savings it may provide.

mayo ,
@mayo@lemmy.world avatar

Ya it’s a shit idea to go subscription in any situation. You really do not need any kind of ongoing updates/subscription unless the product was built around a subscription model. If it can done mechanically on basic programmable outlets then it can be coded the same way. I would be fine buying a laundry machine, asking my utilities provider what time to run it, and then programming that into the machine manually.

floofloof ,

Huh. I do my best to avoid anything that connects to my phone.

Perfide ,

Fucking software updates for a washing machine? If my washing machine needs a software update, that should be a fucking recall. A washing machine should be a fully embedded system imo.

DrQuint ,

It’s updates for the cybersecurity that exists strictly only because it is connected to the internet which in turn is something that exists strictly only because there’s software updates.

Megaman Battle Network was prophetic. Terrorist will flood your house using a phone.

DarkMatter_contract ,

Why would anyone connect a washing machine to the internet??? To play Skyrim?

Countsheep ,

I hope this is rage bait because I can’t think of any reason a washing machine would ever need a software update. Is it like a smart machine? If so then just let me disable it

moosetwin ,

man the world is so fucked up that I was more surprised that they weren’t already doing this

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah. I think I’d rather employ someone to wash my clothes for me than pay a subscription

joel_feila ,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

what is the difference between a subscription and a never ending loan

luffyuk , (edited )

With a loan you actually receive money at the start.

floofloof ,

A loan usually comes with full support and warranty service for the duration of the loan. With a subscription I bet you get to pay without receiving these benefits in return.

joel_feila ,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

Well any manufacturer warranty would apply to the machine regardless of how you pay for it

expatriado , in Trying to up your game on dating apps? Send nudes? Nah, send swords! [Low Effort]

pulls out envelope opener

RagingNerdoholic , in Who watches these?

I can’t be the only one who finds it silly just how quickly these mini docs are churned out.

Sludgehammer ,
@Sludgehammer@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t wait until we start having chatbots analyze the court transcripts and churn out a script.

On the plus side we’ll get to hear all about how Depp/Heard conflict was all due to how he kept hogging the Glorbo.

scarrtt ,

I’m confident that Claude.ai could do that in less than 5 minutes, given the transcripts

Seraphin ,
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“As we see here in exhibit B, the Discord chat logs clearly show Depp just wanted to grind the latest WoW update for Glorbo.”

ubermeisters ,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure there’s already YouTube channels doing similar things.

matt4542 ,

Man I’m so hype about Glorbo

SonicBlue03 , in I must know

Quintuple-XL might be underestimating these mammoths.

Reverendender , in We're all some bird's NPCs.
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I KNEW it!

LiamMayfair , in I must know

Leave poor Shrek alone!

Quatity_Control , in "Well, looks like we've got ourselves a reader!" - Bill Hicks

What the qanon is this?

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

Shit post covid.

Ilovethebomb , in Who watches these?

This was fascinating to follow while it was happening, so if this is well edited, it could be worth seeing.

It’s an incredible story.

isthingoneventhis ,

The one they did on Roger Stone (if it was Netflix exclusive, it’s been a while) was really well put together.

mustardman ,

Are you talking about Get Me Roger Stone? It’s been a while since I watched it but I remember it being really good. Roger Stone is quite the charismatic asshole…

isthingoneventhis ,

Yesssss that one!

blacklizardplanet , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

Subscriptions are out of fucking hand.

Zeroxxx ,

It has been normalized by Streaming Services. Sad situation.

WhatASave ,

Looks like pirating is back on the menu, boys!

TIEPilot ,

Never stopped my friend…

Signtist , in I must know
@Signtist@lemmy.world avatar

Bold of you to assume they can walk

Creazle , in Bill's Not-So-Excellent Legal Services
@Creazle@lemmy.world avatar

MFs gatekeeping esquire now

bernieecclestoned , in I must know

👻

unexposedhazard , in I must know

I know it a joke, but is this just a tank top like shirt, hung upside down?

LethalSmack ,

I don’t think so. There’s only one strap and it’s in the center

Carnelian ,

I think that goes over your back. Look carefully at the bottom right, you can see another hole

LethalSmack ,

Huh, I see that now. Pretty funny either way

wheelie ,

That’s just damage from wear and tear. I assume they get heavy use.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

And if it was undies they would reach the arm pits, even if the person is spherical.

db2 ,

tbh that doesn’t make it much better

Ilovethebomb ,

Where’s the head hole?

dilligasatall ,
@dilligasatall@lemmy.world avatar

It’s for a one-armed guy? This leaves me with a better mental image.

tool ,
@tool@lemmy.world avatar

A tank top would have a hole in the middle and two straps, not a single strap in the middle and two holes.

Those are tighty whities.

SamSpudd , in We're all some bird's NPCs.

Can’t tell if I like the bird or hate it

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