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Stamets , in It was a serious problem before the council took action.
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I didn’t mean to set a precedent

DaCrazyJamez , in Equally as good

Two? Those are rookie numbers…

Cryophilia , in Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad

In Africa, every 60 seconds, a minute passes.

rockerface ,

Together we can stop this

dym_sh ,
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  • just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found
  • want to know if its time to work? we had a tool for it, its called sunrise
  • «hello, i now want 200 microseconds of your time but only to compare your face with the one already stored in my brain» — sounds mentally deranged
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
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just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found

Found the time cube zealot.

Viking_Hippie ,

In Africa, it doesn’t matter if you’re gay or stra, because at the end of the day, it’s night. – Gustavo

KSPAtlas ,
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What about millions of years in the future if africa shifts towards the north/south pole?

Viking_Hippie ,

Won’t change when the night arrives. Might change the LENGTH of days, but at the end of them it’ll still be night

Socsa ,

If humanity continues on the current path, billions of people will die in the next century.

matter ,

Unless we invent extreme life extension and make it available to everyone and they all want it, yeah, that’s guaranteed, current path or no

reev ,

They didn’t say it’d be different if we weren’t on the current path.

jaybone ,

Cops in Africa pull over more black people than white people.

CitizenKong ,

In Germany, it is tradition to end the day with the closing of one’s eyes, and start the next with opening them.

uis , (edited ) in Apparently, it's not a gaggle.
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While in USA Karens are relatively yong, in post-Soviet countries they are… https://cs13.pikabu.ru/post_img/2020/07/09/7/1594289176135915539.jpg

A group of them called Grannys Near Entrance or Grannyguards https://avatars.dzeninfra.ru/get-zen_doc/1112006/pub_5adc5b99bce67e90d2a469f8_5adc5c3348c85e24da07a9c3/scale_1200

ShitOnABrick ,
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They aren’t Karen’s there babushkas

uis ,
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They are wiser Karens. And with dementia.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

But if they see you pissing in a corner, the entire street knows before you zip your pants

uis ,
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Also they keep your bike from being stolen

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Unless you ever park it in an unapproved place. They hold grudges for very long.

SrElsewhere ,

What then - THEY steal it?

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

They use trusty old lady bikes and would have no use for yours unless they have grandkids. More likely, they will just “readjust” the brakes.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

The younger babushkas (60-70) run flat associations (HOAs for blocks of flats) in my country. Very strict about what you can put on your door, mailbox etc.

Kolanaki , in It was a serious problem before the council took action.
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Take it to the pavement you silly lovebirds.

Zehzin ,
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That’s how you get scraped knees.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

You don’t keep your trusty pegging blanket with you at all times? Amateur move

Zehzin ,
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And having to wash it later? There isn’t a nut on Earth worth doing laundry.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Who said anything about washing? It’s all about that rustic petina here bucko

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass , in It was a serious problem before the council took action.
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Is it allowed on the non-grassy areas? Asking for a friend 👉👈.

Zehzin ,
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Username checks you

Cylusthevirus , in Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad
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If I can't do any of my favorite murders then what's even the point of traveling? Stupid woke Japanese ruin everything.

Poppa_Mo , in Equally as good

I’m so glad this doesn’t apply to me. I have 4 monitors.

LazerFX ,

I have two 4k monitors, and two laptops and a desktop controlled from one mouse and keyboard with seamless traversal across all of them thanks to mouse without borders. Desktop goes to one 4k monitor, split into 4 quarters to give the equivalent of 4 1080p screens, and each laptop is displayed side-by-side on the other monitor (plus their own 1080p screens to give 3x 1080p screens equivalent each… The picture in picture mode on these lg’s is actually usable). It’s an upgrade from the previous 4x 1080p screens to the equivalent of 10x 1080p screens, and I still need more screen space!

Kiwi_Girl ,
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What do you do that requires that much screen space?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s so that you can view whatever you’re doing in ADHD

LazerFX ,

Coding, system monitoring (Work / Home network), Slack / Meet / whatever… generally I’ll have 3 or 4x screens-worth doing work stuff, 1 or 2 for monitoring stuff, one or two for various chat sessions. It’s easier than alt-tabbing all the time.

ilikekeyboards ,

Can you show how you set it up?

petersr ,

Is it possible to learn power?

BirdyBoogleBop , in It was a serious problem before the council took action.

Guess there were too many party poopers.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
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Well doesn’t that just take the piss.

Resol , in a tale as old as time
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🍿the feud continues

Vilian , in Good google

most concise and logical imperial unit

Grass , in Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad

This is one of my favorite Japan related shitposts

Imgonnatrythis , in Equally as good

You’re not going to mention my chair? It’s two tone and has a cup holder, headrest, and adjustable lumbar support. Deserves some credit yo.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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That sounds luxurious

Badkid ,

Would you please share the model of this throne?

ikiru , in Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad

What? Sounds like a stupid fucking concept.

mrgoodc4t ,

Racist.

Seraph , in Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad
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The rest of us are so used to murdering people every day. I never would have thought about it!

I guess I can stop murdering for a little bit while in Japan. If you insist.

PP_BOY_ ,
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He can have a little murder as a treat

Blademax ,

“Illegal somewhere” Mad Lib:

"The rest of us are so used to *********__ every day. I never would have thought about it!

I guess I can stop ********* for a little bit while in (place)__. If you insist.”

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