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MrJameGumb , in There's Jews for Jesus, are there Christians against Christ?
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I’m always amazed that anyone actually thinks Donald Trump is a Christian lol

downpunxx ,
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the racists don't care, and they're all racists

Okokimup ,
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According to my grandfather, the fact that he’s supposedly anti-abortio makes him a “man of god.”

CrypticFawn ,
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Is your Grandfather aware there are people of other religions that are also anti-abortion or does his thought process not extend that far?

Okokimup ,
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He’s 95 and I’m positive he’s autistic. I have no idea what his thought process is.

Ragdoll_X ,
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Bet he wouldn’t vote for a conservative Muslim even if they opposed abortion.

HardlightCereal ,

I want to reduce abortions by providing easy access to sex ed and free condoms. Abortions should still be 100% legal and easy to get, but there ought be less of them cause they suck to go through.

Anyway, hail Satan.

PerCarita ,
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Hear! Hear!

sarcasticsunrise ,

Ironic and apologies for your dumbass grandfather; Trump has probably paid for enough abortions and NDA’s related to fund the capital of a small town

ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI ,

I mean, he probably is a christian, he’s just not very good at it.

can ,

So he’s a Christian?

sarcasticsunrise ,

Ain’t no way. The only “religion” that shitbird subscribes to is the narcissism of self-adoration. He doesn’t believe in anything, his life is eternally rooted in being seen. So yeah, a classic GOP Christian, right on

MrJameGumb ,
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No. He would show up holding the Quran, the Torah, or even the Satanic Bible if he thought it would get him a single extra vote. The only person Donald Trump worships is Donald Trump. He is incapable of believing that there could ever be any authority higher than himself.

ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI ,

a) Being a christian really only requires a declaration of belief, AFAIK b) I’m genuinely convinced a lot of grifters believe their own bs. Not all of it, obviously, but I think he really does believe that he is a christian paragon and that the US should be returned to being christian nation, and any falsehood he knowingly advances is justified because it advances those goals. Not to say that this wouldn’t change if the tides in US politics turned, but I’m pretty sure that most professional liars like him genuinely eat their own manure.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy ,

He posed for a photo with a bible once (just after having a peaceful protest violently disbanded), and he occasionally says the “God Bless America” platitude.

That’s all most conservative religious people need

MrJameGumb ,
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As I recall he also managed to hold the bible upside down for that entire shoot.

demlet , in There's Jews for Jesus, are there Christians against Christ?

Oh look, subverting a message of peace and love with one of violence and hatred created a monster, how shocking.

queermunist , in My favourite piece of Internet history
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I forgot about Bobson Dognutt!

Pandantic ,
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Surely the most American name on there!

Comment105 ,

Genuinely sounds super Texas to this northern european.

Hubi ,

Somehow this is the most realistic out of all these

balderdash9 ,
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Ah yes, my favorite. Bobson Dugnutt

LazaroFilm , in It's called shitposting because it's done on the terlet
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Why what are you drinking? — Oh it’s a Cabernet Sauvignon, 2003, with chestnut hints it’s delicious. — Me: it’s just moldy grape Juice. — no but you have to pay attention to the small nuances in the… oh.

scottywh , in Don't Make Me Tap The Sign

Why should we care what motivates people to upvote or downvote?

downpunxx , in There's Jews for Jesus, are there Christians against Christ?
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Protip: Jews for Jesus aren't Jews, I hope I've cleared that up for anyone still confused.

Taleya ,

I misread that as Jaws for jesus and now i’m oddly disappointed

FlyingSquid ,
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Technically, all Christians are Jews for Jesus.

luthis , in My favourite piece of Internet history

I apologise to my future son, Scott Dourque.

originalucifer , in There's Jews for Jesus, are there Christians against Christ?
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supply-side jesus cut out all that empathetic crap

EatMyDick2 , in Feels good to win boys

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    rinzler , in Here we go again

    Brave and chromium are still safe right ?

    QuazarOmega ,

    Don’t know about bare Chromium, most likely no, Brave on the other hand will still support them last I heard

    kattenluik ,

    Brave has never been a super safe browser, they’ve done some shady things. If you need Chrome just use Chromium with some settings and plugins.

    I’ve never seen someone who actually genuinely needed Chrome though.

    RagingNerdoholic ,

    I don’t know, but who cares? What does anyone have against Firefox? It’s fast, has a massive extensions library, open source, secure, private … there’s literally no reason whatsoever not to use it.

    flightless ,

    I mostly use Firefox but some Azure admin stuff only works in chrome or edge.

    complacent_jerboa ,

    fucking Azure

    BackStabbath ,

    People don’t like change. But I’m a hypocrite. I’ve tried switching to Firefox multiple times but I always go back, not even really sure why. I use it as a secondary browser these days.

    Engywuck ,

    Different choices? Bad UI? People like me that despise Mozilla? Fuck them.

    RagingNerdoholic ,

    By all means, continue being part of the problem.

    5redie8 ,

    If you HAVE to use a blink browser, try Vivaldi. Brave is not the “privacy alternative” people seem to think it is.

    pedz ,

    No, Chromium will not be fine. Apparently Google have already pushed the code for their “integrity API” with Chromium on git.

    github.com/…/6f47a22906b2899412e79a2727355efa9cc8…

    resetera.com/…/google-pushes-web-integrity-enforc…

    reddit.com/…/google_merges_web_integrity_api_drm_…

    Byereddithellolemmy , in Nice timing

    What app are you using?

    radusecrieru91 OP ,

    Infinity. I like it, but it has a few bugs. Also using jerboa in parallel

    FartsWithAnAccent , in There's Jews for Jesus, are there Christians against Christ?
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    Evangelists?

    NatakuNox , in Wait until you see the sequel!
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    I think of them as one long movie

    whiskeypickle , in There's Jews for Jesus, are there Christians against Christ?
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    If Jesus came along today, they’d cast him out as a socialist and probably kill him in a botched police raid.

    youtu.be/Gc-LJ_3VbUA

    Echo71Niner ,
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    There's no question that he would be apprehended and faced with terrorism charges.

    whiskeypickle ,
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    “He’s tuning the other cheek!”

    “Stop resisting!"

    c0mbatbag3l ,
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    Modern fundamentalist American Christians would have been in the crowd shouting for barrabas to be released, make no mistake.

    800XL ,

    Like modern fundie American christians know who Barabbas is or have actually read the bible.

    c0mbatbag3l ,
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    Some have, my own father has read it multiple times and is as conservative Christian authoritarian as they come.

    The real problem is they have this issue where instead of actually reading it as one would any other book, they lightly skim the words of the text while using the book as a channeling device to try and achieve some greater meaning/interpretation of the text given to them mentally by God. Reading it for what it says isn’t good enough, it’s not even the true purpose. They genuinely believe that it’s meant to be “understood” on a higher plane of thought than just READING THE DAMN WORDS.

    Which is fucking hilarious if you know church history, the protestant faith is literally based on the idea that reading the text is good enough and you don’t need any human to explain it to you, you don’t need some esoteric understanding of the text that you can only gain through additional seminary/linguistics education or personal revelation from God. The written word is the message itself, and just being able to read an accurate translation of it in your own language without someone else’s interpretation is supposed to be the only necessary thing for someone to understand God and the sacrifice of Jesus.

    Except the written word isn’t good enough, the ecumenical councils were democratic in nature and even the three major divisions of the faith can’t agree on which is canonical and what is heretical/apocryphal after thousands of years of deliberation. So now you get pumped full of interpretation from day one. The snake is Satan, not a talking snake (too close to other mythology for their liking.) The cosmological beliefs of this faith included after lives from the get go, even though Sheol translates to grave and most Jews (including Jesus, if his line about “outer darkness” is to be believed) simply thought of death as the end unless spiritual resurrection took place. Turns out afterlives were mostly included when the Greek converts started bringing their traditions into the faith, and it was deemed necessary since it keeps people from leaving the religion. You get told countless things that aren’t from the text, but rather a “what could have happened/what could have been intended” and how it applies to your pastors agenda/tithes your life.

    Gork ,

    “Barabbas? Isn’t that the Italian restaurant?”

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