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tobogganablaze , in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled

Haha, that reminds of this guy I knew as a teenager. He would buy a 500g lyoner sausage and just straight up eat it as it was. No bread or anything. And he’d finish the entire thing in one sitting.

Num10ck ,

what does that much sodium do to a person?

qarbone ,

He’s been perfectly preserved. He’ll write down how the last human passes, while eating another sausage

roguetrick ,

As long as your kidneys are working fine and you can drink water, all it does is make your pee salty and make you thirsty.

bitwaba ,

Make them happy

Crashumbc ,

Didn’t ever look at the sodium in one of those Asian ramen noodle bowls. :(

unreachable , in Life, huh
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Kanda , in Whatever you do, don't translate 'with' in Latin.

Summa cum laude

Jumuta , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

You are objectively wrong. 7+9 and 7+8 are god tier sums, how could you even categorise them in anything below S tier, that is literally treason. Actual fucking dumbass, your opinions are wrong and you should feel bad.

Enkers ,

Fucking math hipsters. The f(x) mod 10 = {0, 5} answers are classics for a reason. Get your head out of your ass. Sure 7+9 is a good niche answer, but it just doesn’t have as satisfying a resolution.

lseif OP ,

feel free to rank them to your taste. link in the post body.

batmaniam ,

You’re wrong. You’re so wrong. The warm light of everything good in this world has clearly never warmed your face nor caused the roaches to flee from the empty, echoing cavern that holds not but rot, mold, and regret where a brain is sorely missed. I pity you, your parents that birthed you, and all of humanity at large for now knowing a person could be so misguided. I pray for your strength on the inventible day when the faintest candle of reason illuminates the vaguest shadows of comprehension, and you may finally witness your errors, so long called accomplishments, as they loom over you like demon gods eager to drag you to hell in a cage you’ve spent a lifetime creating for yourself.

7+9 is dope though.

match , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?
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7+8=15 is fucking S tier fuck you fuck you fuck you

Deebster ,
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Yeah, the surprise ending was amazing the first time I saw it, and it’s still satisfying now after all these years.

Phen , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

I would switch 6+8 and 6+9

Wild_Mastic , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

3 + 5 overrated, 6 + 9 should be higher

lseif OP ,

u must be a fan of dozenal

match ,
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absolutely this, OP is a basic doubles-liker

stepan ,

Came here to say that!

remotedev , in Life, huh

Oh, it’s about me.

Wait no I’m 37, fuck

Nfamwap , in Water

Deep

I_Fart_Glitter , in Life, huh

Lol, same. Oh wait… fuck… I’m 40.

original_reader , in Caw caw motherfucker

The intelligence of a crow is estimated to be comparable to that of a 7-year-old human.

So I’d say yes, we expect more from a human adult.

Holding grudges is bad for us. It causes anxiety, depression and can even lead to feelings of hatred and revenge and other difficult outcomes. So yes, let it go. And if you can’t let it go, talk to the person who hurt you about it in a mature way. Often it’s just a misunderstanding. This will keep you healthy in more ways than one and contribute to happy relationships with those around you.

Easier said than done, but dealing with hurt feelings and letting go of resentment is always the healthy way to go.

Yrt ,

I know you’re absolutely right but holding a grudge helped me with my depression and anxiety, cause then I didn’t feel the need to be the best around a person and that everything could be my mistake. No, there is a stupid person that I dislike and most likely it’s their fault!

sp3tr4l ,

What if I do not so much hold grudges as have inordinate amounts of trauma related to certain individuals who I both wish to have nothing to do with and be far away from, but also frequently have nightmares about and are the reason I have PTSD?

Track_Shovel OP ,
Mouselemming , in Caw caw motherfucker

You’re just a birdbrain

EmperorHenry , in Life, huh
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I still look like a teenager to some people, even though I’m in my thirties now.

Not drinking alcohol and not smoking anything does wonders for your looks.

Harvey656 ,

How dare you. It’s the Gin that keeps me looking dashing! The cigs enhance my natural musk!

Gestrid ,

I still use a picture of myself that was taken in my late teen years whenever I need to upload a picture for some sort of ID or profile picture.

That picture is maybe around 10 years old at this point.

idiomaddict ,

Sometimes it’s just luck. I smoke weed and refuse to sleep normally and I still get carded for energy drinks (16+) at 33

No kids though… I don’t know how anyone can look young with kids.

Blyfh ,

Alcohol makes you look older?

EmperorHenry ,
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Yes and smoking tobacco and marijuana does too

bjoern_tantau ,
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For some reason Millennials look comparatively young and Zoomers look comparatively old. When you combine that into people’s perception it’s easy for an outlier to break through.

booly ,

I’ve seen some discussion hypothesizing an explanation that Millennials actually use more sunscreen, use less nicotine, and exercise more than Gen Z. I can buy it.

Sabata11792 ,

I need SPF 100 for that 1 day of the year total I spend offline.

Routhinator , in Massage
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Anyone else read “Transport NSFW” as his job title at first?

Jumuta ,

new south fucking wales

Tenniswaffles ,

That’s a fair reaction to the state tbh

biggerbogboy ,

Based and VICpilled response

Varven ,
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Transport not safe for work what the hell is that supposed to mean

Routhinator ,
@Routhinator@startrek.website avatar

I believe it means a transport where you get kock massages.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Water

If I had a garden hose that provided my Pepsi to me I would never leave my house.

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