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henfredemars , in You had your chance.

I want Clippy to replace Copilot.

Late2TheParty ,
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Well all do, brah. We all do.

Pantsofmagic ,

Or Rover the dog from Microsoft Bob

SolarPunker ,

Portal 2 vibes

cikano , in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

They clearly both forgot their towels

tpihkal ,

You’re a towel.

cikano ,

I could only wish to be so useful

Forester ,
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Wana get high?

nobleshift , in I wonder if it will be friends with me?
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Cool & Froody

FryHyde ,

what a hoopy frood.

randomdeadguy , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Yep. You can still order these at Steak & Shake, but they aren’t on the menu. My friends and I used to get these on a crazy whim, up until my buddy’s first heart attack at 17 years old. They’re almost inedible. It’s kind of like eating a slab of cheesy beef casserole, bigger than your face.

gentooer , in Eric Andre and the millennial experience

Downloaded the show because of this meme, was kind of a let down. Please pay back my Pirate Bay prescription.

EnderWiggin ,

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    gentooer ,

    English can apparently be difficult when drunk.

    CorrodedCranium , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
    @CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

    Is this for hammering down fence posts?

    Karcinogen ,

    Yes, it’s a T-post driver.

    solidgrue ,
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    Misinfo!

    That is a professional grade fleshlight with the liner removed for sanitizing.

    snooggums ,
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    It can be both!

    altima_neo ,
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    Sanitizing?

    empireOfLove2 ,
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    nah, it’s fer hammering yer nan AYOO

    joyjoy ,

    No, it’s my fleshlight.

    Nomecks ,

    No-knock warrants

    bobs_monkey ,

    Yup, I’ve also used them for driving ground rods before we got a rotohammer with the driver attachment

    ObviouslyNotBanana , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
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    First thing: I’d like it to be a bit smaller.

    Second thing: burger

    nifty ,
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    Agreed, I’d still cut it in half and keep the other half to eat later

    fubarx , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

    https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/2cc13d9f-2785-461b-95fb-67ed7c480a82.jpeg

    nifty ,
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    What’s in the glass, some kind of soup? And where might one get it? Asking for me

    fubarx ,

    Bloody Mary: huffpost.com/…/the-12-craziest-best-blo_b_6661562

    nifty ,
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    Well, I’ve been missing out, thanks 😊

    Etterra ,

    First time I’ve ever seen one that was more than 50% garnish by volume. At this point just get a plate, damn

    FelixCress , in Happy International Blue Screen Day

    Keep installing these compulsory updates which your overlords let you postpone but not to decline. Good sheep.

    MHanak ,

    “Stop installing updates to your security software and let it stagnate”

    FelixCress ,

    Good sheep. Updates good, no updates bad.

    MHanak ,

    I wonder how many unpatched zero days anything you are running has

    FelixCress ,

    How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they already screwed up everything they could.

    Strykker ,

    This wasn’t a windows issue you fucking neanderthal.

    FelixCress ,

    Baaah, baaah, four legs good, two legs bad

    psmgx , in what then?

    Nanomachines, nanomachines everywhere

    Alsjemenou , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

    That’s a lot of death.

    manucode , in CS:GO
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    HALT. STOPP. POLIZEI

    kamenlady ,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    EINS. ZWEI. DREI

    cmhe ,

    JUSTIZWACHTMEISTEREI

    Ghyste , in CS:GO

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/be6fe3b8-7011-49c4-946d-5c3d4f1ff0b7.jpeg

    papalonian , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

    My weak ass jaw dislocating 3 times trying to take the first bite.

    Actually I wouldn’t even try to take the first bite on account of the jaw.

    GeneralEmergency , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

    Where are the spices?

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