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hark , in That'll be another 10B plus tips, thanks 🇺🇸
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Can someone explain how the US benefits from Israel?

dingleberry ,

They keep all the Jews in the promised land so the rapture can happen soon. /s

DarthBueller ,

That is literally the reason, not sure why you “/s” flagged it. The USA would still support Israel without the American evangelicals because of the large jewish population of the USA, but Israel would have a much more conciliatory approach toward the Palestinians.

BubblyMango ,

It gives it control over the area by keeping israel dependent on the US. Part of why the US actually wants the conflicts at the area to remain. This is basically the cold war phase 2.

ICastFist , in Lemmy.world's servers right now
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You mean GLaDOS has been responsible for running lemmy.world? Goddammit, Chell, look at what your shenanigans did!

Spliffman1 , in Part of a balanced diet
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If you combine olives and beans I’m sure poop will be the inevitable outcome

turdsandwidge ,
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Oh my god, why

alp ,

Someone took shitposting a bit too literally…

Spliffman1 ,
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So glad that post and the idiot who did it got removed

chinpokomon ,

If you’re ingesting anything, I hope that would be the outcome.

Spliffman1 ,
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Well without being too graphic I was alluding to a different more copious and fluid type of poop

Phoenix3875 , in Daily routine

Gives a new meaning to Lemmy Shit Post.

EherVielleicht OP ,

Thanks, I was throwing in all my talent, squeezing it like lemon, pressing it like… You get the picture.

_haha_oh_wow_ , in Lemmy.world's servers right now
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Always happy to see Linux on a potato!

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Cannibal_MoshpitV3 OP ,

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PineapplePartisan , in anyone?
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No, but doctors are generally empathetic people. When I turned 45, I needed the exam for the first time. When I was bottomless and bent over the table, I told my doctor that I was very nervous about it.

He said to just try and relax and he placed a hand on my right should to reassure me. When the exam started, I said I was still nervous and so he placed his other hand on my other shoulder to continue to reassure me.

Kofu ,
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His penis is pretty tactile, was able to diagnose earlier than most machines and test avaliable today.

Diprount_Tomato ,
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Well, my armless doctor also comforted me when I got the prostate exam done

imposedsensation ,

Did he put his penis on your shoulder?

Diprount_Tomato ,
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No, nothing on any shoulder

newIdentity , in Daily routine

Me rn

EherVielleicht OP ,

Gl hf

PurpleRiver , in That'll be another 10B plus tips, thanks 🇺🇸

Lotta antisemitism here

imposedsensation ,

lol

Stinkywinks , in More of a uniform than a costume.

They are all so tough until they actually have to be around people. Then they gotta strap up to get a slurpy.

ElBarto , in anyone?

☝️

Kayel , in gender selection

Are we interpreting the humor as the absurdity of asking identity questions on a form for no reason OR silly trans, there be only two genders?

Up / down vote me respectively, I am curious how often these sort of posts appeal to all sides of the spectrum with different groups interpreting he humor.

Delphia ,

Im assuming this isnt a real checklist on any form being used seriously, it smacks of the sort of thing my boomer boss will show me thinking its the funniest thing on earth.

whataboutshutup , (edited )

I’ve seen it like Michael pushing diversity training sessions onto the office (US) in the first season. Complete misunderstanding and absurd enthusiasm. I bet he would spend a night educating himself about gender and sexuality on the first resources found in google.

Listen, Dwight. Why would you put a sign saying MALE over your desk?

I insist on keeping it. We, Schruttes, are born Schruttes first, and everything else is out of our concern.

But why? Even Jim picked his new gender. Thrice this lunch, actually. Why don’t you play into it to make our space more friendly for gendered people? Just for a day.

But…

You’ve heard me. Go take a break, and return with a new gender of your choice!

Next scene: a table sign saying GENDER-CONFORMING AMAB DWIGHT KURT SCHRUTE

It a little bit better as a satiric sketch than it is as a boomer humor. Especially, if Michael gets ridiculed for this senselessness in the end, like it happens every time.

Smokeydope , (edited )
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There’s a little bit of absurdity in how people tend to make up new gender and sexuality definitions every day just to feel special. At this point the + in lgbqt+ is likely hundreds of different genders and sexualities. ‘Gender’ is now an identity politics game. If you want to play it that’s fine a new gender or sexuality definition isnt hurting anyone but let’s not pretend it isnt getting a little out of hand.

grue , (edited )

The real joke is not just simply giving folks a damn text box!

(Edit: I’m curious why I’m being downvoted for pointing out bad UI. In general, something doesn’t have a short, fixed set of choices, it’s inappropriate to use a drop down list for it. Simple as that.)

Gamey ,

You don’t know what I type when they do! ;)

grue ,

Exactly! That inability to anticipate all possible answers is the reason a textbox is necessary.

Gerryflap ,
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It’s a bit silly, because this kind of meme can definitely be interpreted as both a bigoted meme and as a sort of “ironic” kinda meme that is quite often posted in LGBT+ circles. It uses a lot of outdated terms like “Transsexual” and “Hermaphrodite”, but then also has the more LGBT+ shitpost stuff like “pet walking on keyboard - Other”. And indeed the absurdity of asking gender everywhere in the first place. I choose to pick the LGBT+ positive interpretation, but idk whether that’s its actual meaning.

sdoorex , in I wonder what it means

This must be what that gay agenda is all about. I mean, look at them ripped aliens.

Roundcat ,
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(on our way to area 51)

What do we want? A man worth fighting for🎵

csolisr , in Not in my backyard

Fun thing you say that, one of my local attractions is a windmill park. Granted it’s on top of a gorgeous mountain range so I can see it from just outside of my house

feedum_sneedson , in anyone?

Eyebrow exam.

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