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chaorace , in False infomation being spread
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It’s all fun and games until Jerma985 shows up and tears apart your flip-flops, too. Tonedeaf posts like these are why he keeps getting away with it.

Static_Rocket , in they make a lot
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I’d also like an industrial drone for dispersing pesticides and liquid based fertilizers.

Yamaha: Would you like it to match your motorcycle?

sukhmel ,

And my piano, too

20gramsWrench , in they make a lot

is this a phone screenshot of a tik-tok screenshot of a tweet ?

norgur ,
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lemme post this on instagram, send it via whatsapp, upload it to imgur and have it recompressed by youtube real quick!

RGB3x3 ,

MORE JPEG!

JackGreenEarth ,

To convert that to open services: Let me just post this on Pixelfed, send it via Telegram/Signal, upload it to (hmm, can someone help me here) and have it recompressed by Odysee/Peertube!

kate ,

That’s a weird way to spell matrix

ObviouslyNotBanana , in they make a lot
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Me: I’d like to buy a smartphone

Samsung: ok

Me: I also need an apartment in Korea

Samsung: ok

max ,

Or medical treatment in a hospital. Or signing up for military service and using one of their vehicles.

Cybermass ,

Me: can I also get some appliances for that apartment?

Samsung: ok

Me: and you know I’ll probably also need a testing kit for these chemicals that I purchased

Samsung: done

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Me: I need assisted living facilities after a small chemical accident in the home

Samsung: no problem

Me: oh, and some sugar

Samsung: fine, there you go

techtalkf ,
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Me : I’ll also need a tank and a giant crane for… unspecified reasons.

Samsung: ok

Zehzin , in they make a lot
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I would like to buy some air conditioning

Hitachi: OK

And some science equipment, a crane and some train tracks

Hitachi: Done

Also I want to pleasure myself

Hitachi: I gotcha fam

0x4E4F ,
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Magic wand moment 😂.

Subverb ,

I would like to buy a business copier/printer/scanner.

Brother: Got you covered.

Any idea where I can get a good sewing machine?

Brother: Funny you should ask!

Seven , in they make a lot
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ᗜwᗜ - I would like to buy a smartphone
Xiaomi - ok>
ᗜwᗜ - I’d also like to buy a pressure cooker, flipflops, bicycle, suitcases, wine bottle o-
Xiaomi - 你不会相信我会说的话

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Me: I’d love any of these things without ads

Xiaomi: lmao no wtf

0x4E4F ,
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androidauthority.com/remove-ads-xiaomi-miui-10191…

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Yeah I’m fine with Xiaomi having ads on their phones. When I owned one I honestly rarely ever saw them.

Tentaclius , in the API changes occur tomorrow, gentlemen, it's been an honor (inb4 Lemmy completely crashes)

i kinda doubt that there will be hordes joining Lemmy. Most who cares already migrated

ParisHL , in Lemmy servers after the api change

They seem to be holding up better than I thought they would.

Dark_Blade ,
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Better than anyone imagined, really; I thought this place would be down for days.

Maybe it just means the migration was smaller than we thought…

Swaglordmusclewizard , in the API changes occur tomorrow, gentlemen, it's been an honor (inb4 Lemmy completely crashes)

Fellow RIFugee here moving in to the Fediverse. After 8 years, the moment I opened RIF and could no longer refresh my feed, it felt like the end of a chapter of my life. With every ending comes with new beginnings, so here’s to Lemmy and the Fediverse!

CreativeCider , in the API changes occur tomorrow, gentlemen, it's been an honor (inb4 Lemmy completely crashes)
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10 years on RIF and Apollo… but this here feels great. Glad to have such a nice alternative without the baggage

AmbiNine , in the API changes occur tomorrow, gentlemen, it's been an honor (inb4 Lemmy completely crashes)

Hiya Lemmy.world, another Reddit refugee here, pleased to join you fine folk.

FKLinguista , in So tomorrow, right?

Thanks for the reminder. Just deleted my Reddit account now. :D

Olabanderou , in the API changes occur tomorrow, gentlemen, it's been an honor (inb4 Lemmy completely crashes)

Rest in peace beautiful RIF 😥 10+ years went by quickly! Time for new adventures now with both old and hopefully new family at Lemmy!

HalfJack ,

11 years with reddit and RIF for me! I’m actually feeling a little rejuvenated being free from it and trying something new.

Olabanderou ,

Yeah, I can understand that feeling 😊 Having a bit of a giddy feeling in a good way myself 😁

renrenPDX , in the API changes occur tomorrow, gentlemen, it's been an honor (inb4 Lemmy completely crashes)

Man, if you told me a couple months ago, that I would stop using Reddit, I wouldn’t believe you. I’ve been on it over a decade. It took Spez ONE MONTH to undo everything and make that a reality.

von_zyl0 , in the API changes occur tomorrow, gentlemen, it's been an honor (inb4 Lemmy completely crashes)

10+ yr rif user, bring it Lemmy

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