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ultranaut , in Approved and endorsed by Estonia's Top White Nationalist!

Is he doing performance art?

lolrightythen , in Please clap

Kudos in the caption!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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When making rock-related puns, you gotta be stone cold.

lolrightythen ,

This convo has been nagging at me all year. I should have responded in kind - and it should have been this

ObviouslyNotBanana , in Please clap
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Rock sliding into them DM’s

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Stupid sexy minerals

TwoBeeSan , in he kitty

Would have to get other cats and name them after various senators and Romans.

Recreate the triumvirate only cuter

marcos , in Motivational

I absolutely can not disagree!

tubaruco , in The cumming will continue until the spankings stop.

it seems this will get too many downvotes, will you repost later like that other time?

sentient_loom OP ,
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This is the repost. I got upvotes for the original, “The spankings will continue until the cumming stops.”

Lemmy is a fickle bitch!

tubaruco ,

oooh that makes sense, though it isnt a repost if its different…

sentient_loom OP ,
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True, but you’re the one who said “last time” was a repost, when that was also a rearranged post.

Anyway, Merry Christmas!

tubaruco ,

oh what i thought that one was the exact same, my bad then

merry chrismtas

Cover_czar , in Please clap
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I hate my mind

MacNCheezus OP ,
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With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah

FrostKing , in Chicken soup

Yogurt. Not bad actually.

Resol , in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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I thought he always Yiddished his coffee.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I don’t even know what that means, but you gave me a great idea for another meme.

Also, Yiddish originates from the Ashkenazi community in 9th century Europe, Moses certainly didn’t know anything about that.

Resol ,
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I was just trying to make a joke about a different language that was also written with the Hebrew script. Turns out it sounds terrible.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Oh vey, what a shonda…

Real talk though, that’s honestly quite fascinating, isn’t it. Yiddish is a Germanic language while Hebrew is Semitic. Those are two entirely different language families, yet both languages use the same letters.

Also, Finnish and Hungarian belong to a common family even though they read and sound entirely different and have little cultural and no geographic overlap.

Resol ,
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This is what keeps me up at night.

ShortFuse , in Chicken soup

Cookie

EvilEyedPanda , in Chicken soup

NGL burrito is pretty perfect!

Ozy , in el striper

Cago

wetnoodle , in You wanted to
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR0gOEyK6Tg&t=25

Jubei_K_08 , in Chicken soup

Pozole 🥲

OpenStars , in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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Spitting ice cold verses like he… I dunno, I haven’t had my coffee ☕ yet.:-D

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Man, I haven’t even slept yet.

OpenStars ,
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Rest In Peace, friend.

Wait no! I mean… yeah, get a good rest:-D.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Unfortunately, there is no rest for the wicked.

OpenStars ,
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With enough alcohol you can at least pass out

I hope you find your path. [Insert funny & witty meme that is somehow highly relevant to the OP] Oh shit, I actually found one:

“I will give you rest maddafucka!” (Exodus 33:14)

rest

If you have to be awake, I hope you at least enjoy this thought:-D.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Yeah, come on, we all know there’s no rest till Chronicles (1. Chr. 22:9, that is).

After that, it’s another long haul till Matthew 11:28.

Time to knock back one of these bad boys and get crackin’

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/f129132e-f9f7-4a8a-ad93-2e82e21759ca.jpeg

OpenStars ,
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Holy moley now that’s a drink! :-P

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Refusing it would be unforgivable.

OpenStars ,
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Ephesians 5:18: put it in you.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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What I got, you got to give it to your mamma
What I got, you’ve got to give it to your pappa
What I got, you got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water

RHCP 5:9

OpenStars ,
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Who are you who understands life, the universe and everything so well?

spoilerAre you 42?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I am, in fact, 42. And I finally understand it well enough to understand that I don’t understand anything at all.

OpenStars ,
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Ah, the true beginning of wisdom then! A bowl is most useful when empty, and so on.:-D

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Depends on whether you’re hungry…

Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill

OpenStars ,
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Naw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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In my humble assessment, that only helps if you follow it up by chewing and swallowing it.

OpenStars ,
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Just don’t put it back in the bowl after that:-).

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Unless it’s a toilet bowl…

OpenStars ,
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At which point we’re back to it being most better-er-est-ish for it to be empty! :-P

The power of flush compels it.:-D

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Sorry, the correct answer was “if it’s a toilet bowl, you shouldn’t be eating from it”

OpenStars ,
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Don’t tell me what to do! (Help, skibidi is holding me hostage!?) :-P

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