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casmael , in ?? !!

Yes yes yes yes yes we need to go deeper who can give me one more set

agamemnonymous ,
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Replace Jon Arbuckle with a car parked in a driveway sideways; cut that out of a magazine, stick it in. Replace him there in the second panel with a food processor, okay. And then we put a picture of the planet in the third panel over Garfield. It still works.

JoShmoe , in Lloyds Bank coprolite is the largest palaeofaeces yet discovered

Imagine digging for weeks to only find this.

Trainguyrom , (edited ) in Title

I can’t quite read the top part because it’s upside down. What are flat earthers outside of Australia getting paid to do?

spoilerposted from an instance hosted in Australia

OneWomanCreamTeam OP ,

Like I’d believe that. Next you’re gonna try to tell me birds are real.

xlash123 , in don't drink and drive
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Sounds like a fun speedrun. What’s your PB?

YeetPics , in A handy reference
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

You‘ir

Pickle_Jr , in So do I kiddo

2hrs 15 minutes? Dang that’s a fast record!

elfin8er , in Pick a number. 1 or 2

2

Maven OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f0bd6db7-8e98-45a8-a076-ea22ffef2a0e.jpeg

elfin8er ,

2

elvith , in So do I kiddo

2h 15mins?

Those are rookie numbers!

Kolanaki , in Pick a number. 1 or 2
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1.5

Maven OP ,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

Okay now round up or down. I’ll let you pick

FriedRice , in And the most popular man in the whole Fediverse is...

And i thougt i was following strangers

HiddenLayer5 , in What animal could you take in a fight?

I could probably hold my own against a tardigrade.

Imgonnatrythis , in Dynamic animal vibes from this design

BMW spirit animal

Jerkface , in What if I ever need it?

Ah, yes! Another joke solved by Lemmy! Thank God nobody has to laugh at this amusing thought anymore. What an upsetting situation that would have been.

Dozzi92 ,
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Would you rather everyone just say “lol” next post instead?

Jerkface ,

I made a shit comment, I’ll admit. It’s just frustrating to see multiple top-level comments in meme, 196, and shit post threads shitting all over a clever joke because of a technicality. It’s a fucking giraffe, this is not a PSA.

pyrflie , in Pound of flesh

Penny short or a gram shy, and that door does not open.

bizarrocullen , in What animal could you take in a fight?

Dog, a Chihuahua to be specific.

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