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ScrollinMyDayAway , in I feel superior

For me, the only feeling better than dumping Reddit a month or so ago has been when I ditched Facebook years ago.

gentle_potato ,

leaving facebook was easier

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Well with Facebook for me it was more like a slow decline until I only used it for things I “have” to use it for. Whereas Reddit was a brutal, one day to the next cold turkey kind of thing.

ScrollinMyDayAway ,

The only thing I miss about FB was the Birthday reminders.

deadsenator ,
@deadsenator@lemmy.ca avatar

For anyone I care about, I set a yearly reminder on my phone. Works a treat!

PreviouslyAmused ,

Same here. Just dropped it, no questions. Went back to clear out any comments and useful saves … realized I didn’t miss it all

TheHotze ,

I ditched Facebook in 2017, the same time I got a Reddit account. Now I got Lemmy when I left Reddit.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I dumped FB after George Floyd. The stupidity of some people was just too much. I had Reddit but there is something to anonymity. I think I pay more attention to the content of the comments. I dunno. Maybe it’s me.

moody , in Finding out the hard way

One is covered in heat-resistant silicone, the other is covered in flammable wax.

mpa92643 ,

Silicone isn’t what makes parchment paper heat-resistant (and isn’t even used on most standard parchment papers). Cellulose pulp is treated with sulfuric acid to cross-link the cellulose molecules, making them more chemically and thermally resistant, and the result is parchment paper.

Stuka ,

Neat

DarthBueller , (edited )

I would prefer you to be correct, because I am reading other comments that say some parchment paper is teflon coated. PFA pollution arising from PTFE production for pots and pans is bad enough, but to use Teflon on a consumable item should be an obvious “ban the fuck out of it already” action item. I mean, all PTFE production should be banned based on what we’re learning about PFAs, but for fucks sake, disposable items? EDIT: google says the vast majority of parchement paper is silicone coated, not teflon coated like one German asserts in another comment in here.

Aux ,

Teflon is not silicone.

DarthBueller ,

Yes. I know. I am rereading my comment trying to figure out how you and your upvoters think I have the two confused, and I am coming up empty.

Vespair ,

Because the only comment that mentioned Teflon wasn’t a part of this comment chain, so your response feels like a total non-sequitur in the context of this particular comment chain. I assume you were responding not just to the original comment in this chain, but also to the other unrelated comment about German baking paper being Teflon-coated (which was incorrect), but without anything directly connecting the two comments it just seems like you went off of an unrelated tangent.

DarthBueller ,

Well, it just so happens that I’m Darth Total Non-Sequitur Bueller, so point taken.

Vespair ,

I love a self-aware king. Cheers and good vibes to ya ✌️

visak ,

WTF. I never knew this. All this time I thought I was being responsible using parchment paper. I did not know it was silicone coated damnit. Need to look for other options now.

Rachelhazideas , in Anon meets a girl

Tldr; Guy meets blind girl. They date. Guy gets his shit together. She proposes. They get married.

original_ish_name ,

At least include a spoiler tag

ThaijsClan ,

Thank you for the tldr! Should be mandatory if OP posts something like this

Very_Bad_Janet ,

I only see one looong screenshot- it ends with a peck in the cheek. (I'm seeing this in kbin so maybe thats why I'm missing a screenshot.)

FaeDrifter , in Lies and deception.

c/uselessredcircle

NessD , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

Well, IT IS fart free.

sbv ,

do we know that?

SonicBlue03 ,

Butt is it?

ImplyingImplications ,

I don’t care if it’s free! Take the farts out of the water!

Sharpiemarker ,

Technically it’s impossible for water to be fart free.

affiliate ,

i wouldn’t be so sure

Sharpiemarker ,

I mean there’s a finite amount of water on earth. Everything we drink came from somewhere else. The ocean; whale farts. A spring; farts carried in cloud of water vapor before raining down. You’re drinking the same water that has passed through Elvis and Genghis Khan.

benpo , in Sure it's artificial, but is it intelligent?

OK, but what happens to Sammy the snail?

instamat ,

Yeah I want to read the story

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Yeah after that summary I’m invested in Sammy’s tale.

BonesOfTheMoon , in More of a uniform than a costume.

He needs Oakleys, a goatee, and an antivax Facebook profile frame to complete the costume.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

And about fifty pounds of weight

BonesOfTheMoon ,

And a search history littered with bear cub porn.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

A what?

IceMan ,

Search history

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Bear cub porn is hairy chubby gay guys.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Unless they’re a furry, then it’s pedo shit.

Either interpretation is valid.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

But isn’t that just “bear”? it’s the “cub” part that makes it sound awful

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I think the cub part indicates it’s younger guys too, but honestly I don’t watch porn so I can’t really say for sure.

TurboDiesel ,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

We’ll also accept Grindr on his phone.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

nah this guy has a Sniffles account.

pwalshj ,

Pit vipers

Gamey ,

You forgot the confederate flag!

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Or maybe a Punisher tattoo.

Gamey ,

I bet someone fused those two before!

PersnickityPenguin ,

Backwards American flag in black and white

goddard_guryon , in this is the only way i want it

For those who don’t know, adrak = ginger and elaichi = cardamom in hindi (just to point out how smart the abbreviation is)

And009 ,

So funny it works and the creativity is genuine. I’d sip it, don’t know the language but could be Bangalore?

goddard_guryon ,

I don’t know the language either, and any guess I make will come off as North-India chauvinist XD maybe someone else here who knows the script will point it out

glorious_albus ,

The language is Telugu. So it’s either in Andhra Pradesh or Telangana.

The script does look really close to Kannada though, so you weren’t really that off.

zerozaku ,

Didn’t think I’d see a Telugu post here on lemmy this early into the fediverse xD

eager_eagle , in But have you tried Jerboa?
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Imgonnatrythis ,

Huh. Not sure what it is about this beard style and superiority but this Pic and this discussion remind me of xkcd.com/743

Occasionally people are just smug and superior because they are right.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

open source violin lol

droans ,

I mean, in fairness, the open standard Office Open XML format did win out.

But that also went public in 2006. Open Office XML, the not-so-confusingly named alternative, is practically extinct.

RBWells , in 100, here I cum

According to my kids:

0-30 is young.

31-60 is middle aged.

61-90 is old.

Over 90 is fucking old.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Fuck. I’m really middle aged aren’t I…

daFRAKKINpope ,

You and me both Obi.

jdsquared ,

I’m just about to get old LOL

nxfsi ,

How fucking old are your kids for them to say that? Real kids would definitely say that 25 is approaching retirement age.

EvilCartyen ,

All kids are real kids. Maybe the kids you know are just dumber than this guys kids 😂

RBWells ,

Youngest is 17, oldest is 31. But it was the younger ones when they were around 10 - I think they were just mathematically calculating the middle third. I’m almost in their “old” category now and think that because (fit) people are aging more slowly than past generations middle age is stretching out, if you are defining it as able bodied and working. That stretches it to like 75 for some people. I don’t think over 30 is “young” though, so if there are only 3 categories it’s middle aged, and no way is 75 not old, if you are fit, healthy, and working at that age you are a fit old person.

And who can’t rock a bikini at 30? WTF, where do you live?

ZzyzxRoad ,

And who can’t rock a bikini at 30? WTF, where do you live?

Yeah, wtf are these comments saying “many people have been nursing back problems for years by their 30th birthday” lmfao. Like what world do they live in? Realistically though, they’re probably 12 and think 30 is ancient.

Touching_Grass ,

Different generation. My dads generation had 8 kids and more banned chemicals plus decades of being hit by cars and falling out of trucks.

keyez ,

Same, even when I was in Jr High I thought people about to graduate college were old and may well be middle aged compared to me.

jayrodtheoldbod ,

The whole point of calling somebody “middle-aged” is that they’re in that indeterminate space where they definitely aren’t young anymore, but they aren’t like, old, old, yet, basically they’re still able-bodied enough to hold down a job.

Not one. Not the other. Somewhere in the middle. Middle-aged.

30 isn’t so old, but it depends hard on the person in question, some are still in great shape, but many 30-year-olds have been nursing a back problem and/or jacked knees for years by the time the birthday comes, they sure as hell don’t feel young. Some 30s haven’t had kids yet, some of them have kids in middle school. So that averages out, and we onboard you to this shitty party at 30. If you can still rock the swimwear at 30, do it, and don’t take it for granted.

For the record, we don’t care what children think old is. Children are insane.

indigocc , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

HP printers are now pure scamming dog shit. The HP printer division must have been taken over by criminals.

The first laser printer I worked with was a HP 4L and it was fantastic. So fantastic, that we implemented it company wide, and they were close to immortal. The last of them got killed off when we got follow-me print.

If you want a decent laser printer today, stay clear of HP and get a Brother instead.

rahgots ,
@rahgots@lemmy.ca avatar

Five years ago people were saying the opposite. My old Brother printer broke after 2 ink refills. I’ve had an HP for 2 years now and I’ve never had an issue with it. I was genuinely surprised people were trashing HP lately.

Jakeroxs ,

I’ve been hearing brother laser printers are the best workhorses for like 10 years consistently.

mcqtom , in 😷😷🤒

She said, with her titties out in her profile picture…?

Mdotaut801 ,

It’s like the chicks that that film themselves “working out” at the gym with tights that climb up their asses and sports bras with their tits hanging out and then yelling people for taking a look while on camera. All of it is intentional.

kautau ,

“Can you not look at me while I put this on my tik tok and instagram to get people to sign up for my onlyfans?”

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

yeah it’s meant to get clicks (and of subs)

Buddahriffic ,

Not to mention from the way her face looks, she must also like sucking some breasts. So people actually find that look attractive? It’s like uncanny valley territory for me.

saltesc ,

It looks like something I’d make in an Elder Scrolls character creation screen for lols. Load in a mod where Dovakiin’s voice is pitched up 5 octaves, and I’m dying in combat all the time because I can’t stop laughing.

Digestive_Biscuit ,
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Somehow reminds me of the old cluedo characters… But with boobs.

InternetTubes , in But if you close your eyes,

Trying to trademark a letter of the alphabet used by several international corporations prominently in their trademarks, another Musk-tier move. Lawyers love him!

awesome_person OP ,

also good luck searching up “famous person X”

ndsvw , in When Lemmy.world and Lemmy.ml go down
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  • mryessir ,

    Ich schlage vor, wir gedulden uns nur noch bis ÜBERMORGEN! Sende dir asap eine Meetingeinladung als Reminder an dein Handy.

    RobertOwnageJunior ,

    Ridikulöse Suggesterierung.

    cloud_punk ,

    Did you offer someone a handy?

    mryessir ,

    Hell no. I just extended and send him the demands to his smartphone in a perfectly secure way (unencrypted *.ical file).

    We will return here eta as said. Hopefully you guys will comply… For our combined future!

    Quacksalber ,

    For whatever reason (probably a mischievous one), “Handy” became the colloquial term for smartphone in Germany.

    Pancito ,
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    Because Motorola was producing a product called handie-talkie, something like a walkie talkie, for the ww2.

    ErwinLottemann ,

    Not just smartphones, Handy are all mobile phones.

    Zednix ,

    Stop appropriating culture

    Gork ,

    Yeah but we have to use the word dickety because the Kaiser stole our word for, “twenty.”

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Not until the Kaiser gives us back our word for twenty!

    TacoThrash3r ,
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    Murican here, my kids aren’t giving up the kinder eggs

    the_third ,

    Aren’t they illegal to sell for some reason over there?

    Lordran_Hollow ,

    They’re legal here, but only by having the toy removed.

    Candies like them were made illegal here in the states decades ago because there was concern (or it actually did happen) that a kid would attempt to eat the candy with the toy still inside and choke.

    It’s why the Wonder Balls stopped being sold here as well, and I loved those as a kid in the 90s. They were one of my favorite things to get when I went out shopping with my mom.

    gon , in muh nfts
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    I approve of this post (it is very funny).

    dopeshark ,
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    The post has been approved (it is really funny tho)

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