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MissJinx , in Karaoke place
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this can’t be someone’s dream job, it has to pay well

taiyang ,

There are more than 8 billion people on this Earth; chances are at least one dreams of this job.

bitfucker ,

Well, remember the news when one of those fucker even continue the procedure despite the patient SCREAMING in pain and he just doesn’t care?

Korne127 , in Jack and Coke
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That’s such a stupid troll move. I love it.

cmhe , in Bread

Isn’t all of it evil, because they bought bread in a plastic bag? Use a paper bag. And if the bread gets hard, steam it, bake it, and its fresh again.

ornery_chemist ,

In grocery stores in many parts of the US at least, it is extremely hard not to find bread in plastic bags. Even the one of 3 near me that has its own bakery puts the bread in a plastic bag, and then in another bag that is paper with a plastic “window”, and the paper part has a PE wax lining for god knows what reason.

cmhe ,

Well, you can always bring your own cotton bag…

Stez827 ,
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To what put the bread in after you throw away the plastic bag?

cmhe ,

I don’t throw away the plastic bag, because I don’t have the plastic bag. Because the bread I bought was in a paper bag.

I you live in a country where you don’t get bread in paper bags and you want to avoid plastic waste, you can put the bread in a cotton bag in the store, which you can wash and reuse.

_stranger_ ,
Takumidesh ,

You understand that the bread is in the bag already right?

cmhe , (edited )

Were I buy bread it is on a rack, and you use tongs to put it into a paper bag. You can also put it into a slicer first and then in the bag, but I rather slice it myself at home.

Or I buy it a a bakery, where some employee packs it for me, you can ask them to put it into your cotton bag, if they only have plastic bags.

I don’t buy prepackaged bread.

kittenzrulz123 , in We are legion

To avoid this problem I’m getting bottom surgery (still cis though) :3

roboto , in WW2

King Julien doesn’t want you to know this but Maurice let Mort loose to turn the tides against the Russians and he has eradicated entire species from this planet. Some villages don’t even have any signs of their existence left, we know they were there but when you give Mort the Panzerschokolade he literally becomes insane and he just leveled them along with anyone and anything living there. It must have been terrifying to witness and I remember I read somewhere that Mort alone was responsible for roughly 20% of all Russian casualties in the war.

Battle_Masker , in Billboard
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When Judas rings the doorbell frantically

Annoyed_Crabby , in Thank you!

Espresso concentrated coffee

some_guy , in Jack and Coke

I had a gf who didn’t believe that one could tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi, so we bought both brands so I could do the Pepsi Challenge. I took a sip of one of the cups and called her out for mixing them. She was shocked. I proved that they were distinguishable. Her jaw hit the floor. This was around 2000.

MeatsOfRage ,

I did the Pepsi challenge when they were setup at a booth in Vancouver. Ended up picking Coke

Kusimulkku ,

It’s alright, we can’t all pass on the first try

fluxion ,

It’s still one of the most effective ways to detect cognitive decline

pewpew ,
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I also couldn’t tell the difference, but is very slight to me

jawa21 ,
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I don’t understand someone having such a blown out pallet that they can’t tell the difference. They are markedly different.

NielsBohron , (edited )
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blown out pallet palate

FTFY. A pallet is a small bed or an object used for carrying things, a palate is part of the mouth or one’s ability to taste things. Pretty pedantic, I know, but I have this compulsion to correct misused homophones, so… Sorry? You’re welcome? Either way, have a great day!

snugglesthefalse ,

I prefer palette because tastes are kinda like colours.

jawa21 ,
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It wasn’t a misunderstood homophone, but an autocorrected one which I didn’t feel was important enough to correct.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Yeah autocorrect has gotten markedly more annoying about that.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Don’t apologize for being who you are, if only because the apology was more annoying than the patronizing correction.

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

They probably use different mixtures in the US, but here in Germany I think everyone can taste th3 difference. Pepsi is way sweeter and imo tastes more artificially (compared to coke).

EnderMB ,

In some European countries, Pepsi actually reduced the sugar amount and replaced with artificial sweeteners.

user1234 ,

That’s pretty much the same as in the US too.

Donebrach , in Temporary rule: No shitposts on vegan pets and feeding them.
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For fucks sake. Is this itself a shitpost?

Veneroso , in Billboard
DancingBear , in Shrooms.

C’est la vie

Nuke_the_whales , in We are legion

I have never seen that RDJ image used in a meme without it making me cringe

BuckWylde , in Regain Control in my ass
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The Yawning Abyss of Madness in my ass

NutWrench , in Regain Control in my ass
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Shock The Monkey In My Ass.

affiliate , in Jack and Coke

what happened to that guys sleeves

BeigeAgenda ,
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Their bulging biceps have torn them to shreds.

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