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merthyr1831 , in Maybe this is better for everyone

Lemmy dot world definitely doesn’t circlejerk, no siree.

HRDS_654 ,

I mean, they’re the biggest instance, of course there is going to be circle jerking, but it also has more dissenting voices to push back against people who are just plain wrong.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Lol

sramder , in Maybe this is better for everyone
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You guys 🥹

Look the beans were great, but our own bender-hookers-and-blow meme. You shouldn’t have ☺️❤️❤️❤️

Blackmist , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

So The Handmaid’s Tale then?

Pickle_Jr , in People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam

It’s so hard to use toilet paper after getting a bidet.

I mean sure, I use TP to double check the bidet did it’s job and to dry. But wiping twice as opposed to dealing with a marker butthole has spoiled me.

Dkarma ,

Twice? Try a dozen.

Pickle_Jr ,

I meant wiping twice as in I’d bidet, wipe once to dry, wipe twice to confirm clean, and then done. As opposed to marker butthole 😅

RememberTheApollo_ ,

That’s a grease pen, not a marker.

Surp ,
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Only reason you have a marker butthole is because you ain’t eating enough fiber motha fucka. Get some fiber powder and drink that shit bro wtf don’t spread misinformation like you spread your ass to shoot water up there to enema douche the bit of poop you left pinched off up your buttholy hole because you ain’t eating some God damn fiber my man!! EAT FIBER YO POO BE ONE BIG OL UNBREAKABLE LINK ITS WONDERFUL 👍

BallsandBayonets ,

My butthole is a marker unless I get a whiff of fiber, at which point it turns into a firehose. The only time I get a decent poop is when my diet is mostly sugar, cheese, and meat.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That’s a true American asshole.

manuallybreathing ,

^ this user does not wash their asshole

Surp ,
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Confirmed!

sentient_loom , in Open only once a month.
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Sadly, all dogs are temporary :(

nexguy ,
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Apparently so are parks

nexguy , in Be it ever so humble…
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If they ever tried to make a pizza in their oven it would take then an extra 45 minutes for some reason.

ArcaneSlime ,

Because those stupid fucking conveyers suck and they got a huge bubble in the first one, remade it, and then had to send it back through halfway because it wasn’t done yet.

Tiuku , in Zero, an Android app that does nothing

What if I don’t want to do anything?

rob_t_firefly OP ,
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Than it’s the app for you!

Marighost ,
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You won’t be doing anything, you’ll be doing nothing. Hope this helps.

felixwhynot , in Oil
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🫡🫡🫡

ArbitraryValue ,

I’d hit it (“it” being the trapped oil) with a force of 15,000 pounds per square inch.

Sibbo , in Oil

Not greenwashing but pinkwashing

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Looks like an anti acid medication label color palette.

TheRaven , in Oil
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You don’t choose from where you get your oil. There’s one oil market. You can choose to ban imports of oil from certain countries (like Russia).

The better move is just to migrate further away from oil usage altogether.

ArbitraryValue ,

It doesn’t have to be an outright ban. You could have tariffs on imported oil, subsidies for domestic oil production, or loosened regulations that make domestic production less expensive. Reducing oil use is important, but so is reducing reliance on foreign oil. While the former also helps accomplish the latter, increased domestic oil production could still be beneficial.

(I generally think that international trade is a net benefit, but there’s a lot to be said for avoiding dependence on not-so-friendly foreign governments for the supply of economic essentials.)

monogram ,

I seriously thought it was massaging/cosmetic oils that were advertised

Ghostalmedia ,
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The oil market actually has sub markets that break down by region and the type of crude that is being traded. Not all crude is created equal and there are different types of refineries that are designed to refine the different types of crude.

For example, a refinery that refines light / sweet crude won’t take the heavy stuff. Which is why places like North America export a lot of their domestic stuff. North America has a lot refineries looking for light crude, but pulls a lot of heavy stuff out of the ground.

Nurgus , in Those poor plants

Ew, Joe Rogan.

ngn , in Maybe this is better for everyone
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what - the only 5 active people in there got tired of getting bullied or something lmao

ngn , in Breakfast time!!!
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please commit unalive

socsa , in Maybe this is better for everyone

"We taught a lion to eat Tofu"

I mean what a fucking mountain to die on. Bravo to all involved this has been quite entertaining.

Enkers ,

I suspect the mountain to die was the admin actions removing moderators. Vegan cat food is pretty rarely discussed amongst actual vegans. It just happens to appear to be a “wedge issue” that kind of looks like a gotcha if you squint, thus it’s beloved by anti-vegan trolls.

Not_mikey ,

It’s the trans women in sports of veganism, it’s such a small part of the issue and no one in the group will usually bring it up. But people who are against them will use it to discredit and divide them even though they don’t really care about the underlying issues they claim to be for: women’s sports, cat nutrition and the way larger problems with them.

CreativeShotgun ,

Lol as a trans woman and a far left sympathizer get fucked

Beaver ,
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Do not misrepresent the facts.

It was about a plant based-diet for cats that contains taurine and b12.

socsa ,

It's a Futurama reference. Like the meme.

You are taking this too seriously. I would suggest getting off the internet for a bit.

Beaver ,
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But I like debating people a lot.

Soulg ,

Which is still bad for them. They’re carnivores.

Kolanaki , (edited )
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“You can’t, like, own land, man.”

“Well, I can. But that’s because I’m not some penniless hippy!”

mysticpickle ,
GregorGizeh , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

I hope someone simply linked a wiki definition of the word oligarchy, because that would literally be what this is. One in-group that practices democracy amongst themselves but excludes the rest from political power.

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