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solsangraal , in Veggietales Facts

depends on perspective. if you’re a billionaire, it’s right on track.

LordWiggle ,
@LordWiggle@lemmy.world avatar

That’s what the French and Russian aristocrat’s thought right before the French and Russian revolutions.

Blackout , in Veggietales Facts
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Vegetables is murder!

Beaver , in Veggietales Facts
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The United States is a cruel mockery of a developed nation especially when looking at the Mississippi

urquell ,

What’s up with Mississippi?

cheers_queers ,

it’s full of shit.

Stretches of the Mississippi River within the park corridor exceed water quality standards for mercury, bacteria, sediment, PCBs (polychlorinated biphenyl), and nutrients. Unfortunately, these “impairments” can make the water unsuitable for fishing, swimming, and drinking. Mar 6, 2023

Beaver ,
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The state has the highest obesity rate, is the least developed state, the life expectancy is at age 74.4, has the lowest high school graduation rate, one of the lowest tax rates in the country, one of the lowest unionization rates, the state government has been under republican trifectas since 2012.

JohnDClay ,

It has the lowest HDI in the US. (0.866) That would put it between San Marino and Chile on the country HDI rating. (44th highest overall)

Fades ,

Mississippi has been known for poverty and a lack of education and safety standards for quite some time now, not to mention the rampant sexism and racism that goes hand in hand with said lack of education

Zerlyna , in I'm so sorry
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His hands are too big.

Zink , in DuckDuckGoose

I have taken a half step in this direction and it’s improved my life greatly.

I still have a normal job, but my Covid project back in 2020 was to finally put a koi pond in my back yard. I spend way more time learning and thinking about it than keeping up on tech shit. And the job I have now is great - I’m not trying to escape from it or anything.

The best part is that even the guy I bought my recent koi from has a microbiology degree. He’s properly living the “x farmer” dream, but that “job” is much more than a 9-5.

stringere ,

Wait…you mean to say it’s feasibleto have a cottage-industry koi farm for a hobby/supplemental income? I’ve been considering putting in a pond and looking at different ideas for what to put in it and koi are a contender.

Zink ,

Oh no, the microbiology guy I’m talking about is beyond full time with his farm. He’s there 7 days a week when he’s not traveling to shows.

And that’s just taking care of the fish and growing them out, not breeding them. He imports from Japanese breeders.

As for breeding new babies and selling them, it’s certainly possible but there probably isn’t a ton of profit in it. Any time I’ve thought about it I’ve thought two things: I don’t want to deal with rando customers and I don’t want to turn my happy peaceful hobby into a job.

stringere ,

Good points, thank you for the followup!

dessimbelackis ,

Even farming eggs and gardening vegetables as a hobby is basically a p/t job for me. I do about 25-30 hours of work per week on my property, and some of that is just groundskeeping, then I work 40 hours at a 9-5.

But I wouldn’t trade it for anything lol

Zink ,

Yep, now with having my pond chores zen time and being able to enjoy the end results, I think I fully understand what gets people into gardening. I’ve just been forever obsessed with aquatic life.

HipsterTenZero , in Reasonable Blackman
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Wow, Kojima is really prolific, I had no idea he was writing characters into the history of the earth

TheTechnician27 ,
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I was definitely pretty blown away by the brilliance of the 15 straight minutes of dialog on the ethics of sentient AI child soldiers between Reasonable Blackman and Hot Coldman in the Peace Walker DLC.

Kolanaki ,
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Death Stranding had me laughing when it revealed why each character with a goofy name had their goofy name. Deadman is actually a dead man. Mama had a baby. Die-Hardman wishes he could just die hard. Higgs… Just wanted pizza and was a bozo(n).

abbadon420 , in Veggietales Facts

It was fun while it lasted, but it’s time for the crown to bring the colonies back to order.

LodeMike OP ,

Thr UK is worse.

abbadon420 ,

Didn’t say better, just order

assassin_aragorn ,

I’m not sure I believe that after the brexit shit show

abbadon420 ,

Brexit was the era of John Bercow and therefore the era of order.

FelixCress ,

UK political system needs a complete overhaul but it is not worse.

exu ,

“The UK political system is like the US, but whimsically worse” - John Oliver

From his piece on the UK elections. Probably not 100% correct, but should be somewhat close.

LodeMike OP ,

Also according to that show brits can’t use recordings of parlament in comedy shows which is so bad.

datelmd5sum , in DuckDuckGoose

Our previous CTO left by saying “I have enough money now. Peace out!”

stebo02 ,
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We need more of those people, people who find contentment in their wealth instead of endlessly pursuing more wealth.

m_f , in Reasonable Blackman
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This is interesting, but the post is very inaccurate. The first picture is Portrait of a Moor by Jan Mostaert, and there’s no indication that it’s a portrait of Reasonable Blackman:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_an_African_Man

The second picture was drawn by a modern person, and isn’t even supposed to be Blackman, that’s what the artist thinks Edward Swarthye might’ve looked like:

historyextra.com/…/black-faces-of-tudor-england/

All that aside, here’s what the book Black Tudors has to say about him:

A surname alone cannot confirm a person’s ethnicity. Although Reasonable’s surname would seem to indicate the colour of his skin, it is in fact an old English surname, derived from the Old English Blaec mann, as are ‘Black’, ‘Blackmore’, ‘Moor/More’ and ‘Morris’. It could also be spelt Blakeman, Blakman, Blackmon or Blackmun. A John Blakman was living in England in 1206 and the name was fairly common until the thirteenth century. By the Tudor period, the name was found in Eynsham, Oxfordshire, Fowey, Cornwall, and Berkhampstead, Hertfordshire. Henry VI had a chaplain named John Blacman, a fellow of Merton College, Oxford. A different John Blackeman was buried at Grey Friars Church, London, in July 1511. A third man of the same name was a benefactor of St John’s Hospital, Coventry. None of these men was African.

‘Blackman’ may have originated in reference to a dark complexion, but by the sixteenth century it cannot be assumed to signify African ethnicity. As William Camden noted in 1586, ‘surnames began to be taken up … in England about the time of the Conquest, or else a very little before’. Theoretically, a man called More in 1566 could have had a Moorish ancestor from five hundred years before, but it is a rather remote possibility. We cannot even assume that ‘Blackman’, or names like ‘Moor’ or ‘Niger’, were originally assigned to men of African origin. Wilfred Niger was nicknamed Niger or ‘the Black’ in around 1080, after he painted his face with charcoal to go unrecognised amongst his enemies at night. The names could also refer to dark hair (Black), or to someone who came from a place called Moore (in Cheshire), More (in Shropshire), Blackmore (Essex), Blackmoor (Hampshire, Somerset) or Blakemere (Herefordshire), or even to someone who lived on or near a moor. In Scotland, the surnames ‘Muir, Mure, Moor, Moore, More’ referred to ancient ‘residence beside a moor or heath’.

It is only because Reasonable Blackman was also described as ‘blackmor’ and ‘a blackmore’ that we know he was African. ‘Blackamoor’ or its variants was the most popular term Englishmen used to describe Africans, appearing in some 40% of references to individuals in the archives, and in literature from at least 1525.

Ersatz86 ,

High quality post 👍

Decoy321 ,

This was, by far, the most thorough research I’ve ever seen here on LemmyShitpost. Well done!

tacosplease , in DuckDuckGoose

You should say “This is how something looks” or “This is what something looks like”, but don’t put the “how” and the “like” in the same statement.

That is not how it should look like.

velvetThunder ,

This is what not it should look

Xeroxchasechase , in Veggietales Facts

Ok, but now who would bring back the Aztec empire?

tekKUh , in Skibidi Biden

This is the shttiest of shtposts

Kolanaki , in Reasonable Blackman
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“His next door neighbor, Unreasonable Whitewoman, was a horrible cunt that liked to complain about Reasonable Blackman’s skin color.”

Kusimulkku ,

So Reasonable Blackman bombed his neighbor’s swing

Mr_Blott , in Reasonable Blackman

Honor Blackman’s dad?

mojofrododojo , in Veggietales Facts

might be right, might be wrong, but I’ll be fucked if I take my news from a bunch of christofascist vegetables.

THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE ARMS!

LodeMike OP ,

They don’t have arms so they can’t self-pleasure (it is a “sin”)

prettybunnys ,

Which means they can only pleasure each other.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

mojofrododojo ,

yeah they’re left with mouths, vaginas and anuses AS GOD INTENDED VEG TO BE lol

Sotuanduso ,

Are we using christofascist as a way to call Christianity fascist now, or did I miss some fascist messaging in VeggieTales?

mojofrododojo ,

why not both?

Sotuanduso ,

Well, if you wanna call the religion evil, you do you I guess, but at least be accurate about it. The Bible doesn’t condone fascism (in fact, much of the point of the New Testament is that laws are not the way to save people,) so using christofascist as a term to refer to Christianity in general is diluting the definition of fascism. If you wanna use that term to refer to the people who use Christian branding as an excuse to push fascist laws, that’s fine, just don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

All it condones is slavery, incest, murder, the divine right to rule and a theocratic state, and the genocide of all non-Jewish people in Israel. Not fashy at all.

Sotuanduso ,

Slavery: Not condoned, not condemned, just regulated. See here for details. But that’s a fair argument to make.

Incest: Only condoned in the early generations of humanity when it was necessary, directly condemned afterwards. I guess I can see how you’d be confused if you heard about it secondhand, but any familiarity with the cases in question ought to show this. Incest in and of itself (discounting other problems like rape and pedophilia it tends to coincide with) is a problem primarily because it leads to a higher incidence of genetic defects, and there were no genetic defects in the first batch of humans as God created them perfectly.

Murder: Obviously against the ten commandments. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Is it the death penalty? Are you trying to gish gallop me? I don’t mind answering your points, but I’d appreciate it if you be more specific so I don’t have to guess what you’re referring to in order to address it.

Divine right: In the strictest sense, that God gives authorities their right to rule, sure, but they’re not above accountability like divine right typically says. The Bible says to follow the laws of men only where they do not conflict with the laws of God.

Genocide: That’s a tricky one, where the Israelites were to wipe out the Canaanites. I don’t have a good answer for it. What I do know is that God’s judgment is righteous, and that this one case is not justification for genocides at human convenience (though non-Christians might interpret it that way, including but not limited to a certain state. I’m not defending them.)

Also, just so we’re clear, incest is gross, but it’s not fascist.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

If that helps you sleep at night.

You might want to read the actual Biblical text of the “Ten” Commandments. They aren’t what Sunday School told you they were.

Sotuanduso ,

Exodus 20:2-17? Deuteronomy 5:6-21? They’re exactly what Sunday School told me they were (and what I’ve found through reading the Bible on my own,) and there are exactly 10. Is there supposed to be some kind of gotcha there? “You shall not murder” is written there plain as day. What are you trying to say?

Are you trying to draw attention to the fact that God’s judgment is fearsome? Because that’s a thing, God is both fearsome and forgiving. His wrath is justified because His judgment is unerring, while we shouldn’t pass judgment because we are flawed. His forgiveness is offered because He doesn’t want to see us go to Hell, while many do anyways because they don’t accept it.

I guess a lot of people try to sugercoat the Bible and downplay God’s judgment because it’s not fun to tell people hard truths, but that’s not a fair portrayal, and it can lead to crises of faith when people have an image of a super chill pacifist God and then read about things like Noah’s ark.

mojofrododojo ,

I guess I can see how you’d be confused if you heard about it secondhand

pffft endorsed in the bible is a funny way to put ‘secondhand’ lol

mojofrododojo ,

you do you I guess

thank you, I will.

Avatar_of_Self ,

THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE ARMS!

Confirmed, VeggieTales is anti-2A.

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