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Zaxo23 , (edited ) in Stinky fingers.
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I worked in Alaska at a canning plant for a salmon season once. All the men lived in one bunk house and we shared a bathroom with shower stalls…

there was one guy that thought it was the funnest thing in the world to leave a log in the shower he used that morning…

it happened so often that they called a meeting with everyone in the men’s bunk house. Just to tell us if it happened again someone would get sent home on their dollar ($1300 plane ride home). He pretended to be super grossed out and kept saying things like “this isn’t funny guys” and “this needs to stop”… sigh.

Anyways… he worked on the loading dock and got hit in the mouth by a crane. Broke all his teeth. the company payed $30,000 to get him a new set.

VikingHippie ,

Too few stories end with “anyways, he got hit in the mouth by a crane” these days!

Creyapnilla , in Hot day, cool treats.
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Somehow this doesn’t make coleslaw any more edible

n3m37h , in anyone else? i made this to represent my eternal struggle.

I can drink a bag of milk and eat a bar of cheese and have no problem

Imgonnatrythis ,

What about a bar of milk and a bag of cheese?

n3m37h ,

Well they are both wrapped in plastic

Agareth ,

Very based. Amazing.

cokane_88 , in anyone else? i made this to represent my eternal struggle.
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If you have dairy what happens to you? I’ll be shitting within 30 mins, get all sweaty, it’s horrible.

buycurious , in Wait until the palate cleanser shows up

Pallets did nothing wrong

nodsocket , in Death & Death Valley Heat [contains news coverage of actual death]

> goes to Death Valley

> dies

Monologue , in Hot day, cool treats.
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no.

Creyapnilla , in g*mer visibility anyone?
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There are two types of gamers:

  1. Those who post about being a gamer
  2. Those who are too busy playing games
Gorbachof , in Problem solved
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I don’t see the problem, I’ve never had my emergencies there, it’s not that hard

Creyapnilla , in Threads' daily active user count on Android devices dropped over 50% — from 49 to 23.6 millions
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“Oh shit, this is connected to Facebook?!?”

deletes app

Moxvallix , in Death & Death Valley Heat [contains news coverage of actual death]
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fitting name ig

stevedidWHAT , in Lemmy lifeblood
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Haven’t memes been cross posted between sites since the beginning of time?

Achsonaja , in Stinky fingers.

Mmm wafflestomp

thisbenzingring , in Stinky fingers.

Nothing says shitpost like memes about poop

xantonin ,

My man fully understood the assignment

Ryan213 OP ,
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I’m doing my part.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

If you eat beets you get pink poop.

miraclerandy , in Lemmy lifeblood

Snappity snail. I’m taking your ass to jail.

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