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tiefling , in ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

I’ve trained myself to eat banana peel. It’s a fun way to freak out people since it always gets a reaction. Watermelon peels are also a gross favorite. Far from the freakiest thing I do though.

Kiwis are weirdly better with the peel

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in Water Cycle
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Allow me to introduce all y’all motherfuckers to the joys of condom catheters. Piss the bed in your sleep, no mess, no docking fees. Uh, gotta have an external pisser to get 'em to work.

toynbee , in TIL

I misread the “c” as an “r” at first, but that did not diminish the perceived accuracy of the post.

Etterra , in Carebear countdown

How about not Care Bears.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Don’t care bears

Intensive care bears

Healthcare beats

Daycare bears

Nightmare bears

UndercoverUlrikHD , in Disaster strikes

Just buy the correct size…

MyRobotShitsBolts , in ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Damn. Lemmy is getting good. Keep it up people.

yemmly , in Just do it ✅

Oh come on, there’s no harm in some good, old-fashioned axe-play.

demizerone , in Water Cycle

I had two beers and was dreaming of pissing all over the front yard. Bladder couldn’t take it, luckily I got the point and woke up just in time. Just slightly damp undies. But fuck I hate getting old.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In , in Just do it ✅

Do Information Technology

hungryphrog , in I don't think it's true

Yes they do. I know this because I do my own research.

renzev , in Danger

Transcript:

DANGER
DO NOT OPERATE
THIS EQUIPMENT, SWITCH, VALVE, MACHINERY,
REASON Fucked.
Open your eyes, have a think about it
look
SEE ALSO OTHER SIDE

Schmuppes ,

Does it really say “look” and not “cock”?

Enkers ,

I am quite certain that that does indeed say “cock”. If those are L’s then it’d LOLK at best, which I find dubious. There’s no way the third letter is an O.

MTK , in Just do it ✅

Don’t let your dreams be dreams!

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