Actually there were four towers originally, with the mast being a middle finger to China. That’s why they funded terrorists to blow up the towers. The attack was only partially successful, knocking down just two towers. George Bush couldn’t bear to see only half of his towers remaining, which is why he sent the planes in to finish the job.
This is basically just them spitballing. Most of it is ridiculous but every once in a while you come up with something great and that becomes normal fashion.
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