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Snowpix , in Innovation cannot be stopped
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New speedrun category: Lung Cancer Any%

Worx , in A new angle

Actually there were four towers originally, with the mast being a middle finger to China. That’s why they funded terrorists to blow up the towers. The attack was only partially successful, knocking down just two towers. George Bush couldn’t bear to see only half of his towers remaining, which is why he sent the planes in to finish the job.

Spiralvortexisalie ,
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I would support NYC making this the new skyline

affiliate ,

the reflections on one of the buildings makes it look like the middle finger tower is a rocket that’s taking off

son_named_bort , in Peeble streamer on Doop

Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong.

Bishma , in Found a dentist
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It could be city planner proud they got Main Street renamed 2th Drive. Was this photo taken on 3nd Lane?

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

It was on Nth Court, actually

Cort ,

LMAO, it actually is on main Street.

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Wait, it really is on Main Street. Mom?

Cort ,

Not your mom, just Google-fu. State farm agent Dale woosley sign is in the background. Looks like the photo was taken in the DQ parking lot

abbadon420 , in When you've got to go to work on board a spaceship at 9am, but you've got a metal gig afterwards.

This isn’t even metal, it’s high fashion. Gotta admit, they got the black-metal-band-shirt-style down

AFC1886VCC OP ,

I know, that’s where I found it 😄 some of the stuff on there is hilarious

abbadon420 ,

I was convinced it was an actual band shirt. Started to look for the band name and found a fashion brand… colour me surprised black

dan ,
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why is fashion like this?

Whenever I see clothes that don’t make sense, I just assume it’s because it’s “designer” and I can’t afford it.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

This is basically just them spitballing. Most of it is ridiculous but every once in a while you come up with something great and that becomes normal fashion.

HEXN3T , in Dishwashing
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Does Spongebob use sponges

cAUzapNEAGLb ,

Technically… yes

Track_Shovel OP ,

Same with sponge baths, I suppose. Technically yes

MattWalsh OP , in but if you close your eyes...
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RandomStickman , in Found a dentist
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Who's the 1th Dr?

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

He was played by Billy-Bob Hartnell, Kentucky-born cousin of William Hartnell, who played the 1st Doctor

Ghostalmedia ,
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What about the thirth?

deuleb_biezelbob , in Dishwashing
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Fapper_McFapper , in Boeing Spacecraft: They'll never let you down!

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic port Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man, The skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

psmgx ,

Ain’t got no coconut to make shit in space tho

Fapper_McFapper ,

They’ll just have to make do with starlink satellites. Musk won’t mind.

FartsWithAnAccent , in wonder woman's got jokes
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I rate this riff good/10. No notes.

Vent , in Dishwashing

Fake. Squidward is eating a Krabby Patty.

joyjoy ,

And since when is the Krusty Krab such a fine dining restaurant to have plates and silverware?

assembly , in Boeing Spacecraft: They'll never let you down!

NASA and Boeing disagree on the safety of the return trip. I think I’ll side with nasa on safety related questions here.

Lucidlethargy , in What has he done to deserve this?

Lol this thread got spicy. Today I learned base 12 is actually superior to base 10 in a myriad of ways.

It seems the most reasonable people in this thread are arguing for a new system, not one or the other. I concur with this thought.

So… Fuck the imperial AND metric system. I’m team new system.

Shou ,

Same. Until then, I use both.

postmateDumbass ,

The base 12 system was real popular in Sumeria.

So your new system is akshualy the oldest.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh , in Dishwashing

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve shared it with all of my friends.

ApathyTree , (edited )
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For me it’s this comic (keeping to things related to SpongeBob). It’s kinda long, multiple pages, but definitely worth it.

stillinthesimulation.com/…/the-bikini-bottom-horr…

Track_Shovel OP ,
StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

I definitely thought about this comic while sending it to all of my friends

Shou ,

TIHI

StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

Ah I remember reading this as it came out. It was actually part of my schedule on Saturdays to read it lol

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