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Fapper_McFapper ,

My Republican co workers hooked on Facebook repeating these lies in 3, 2, 1…

Fapper_McFapper ,

Goddamn this motherfucker is stupid. I bet his audience ate that shit right up and then asked for more.

Fapper_McFapper ,

I hate to break it to you but Kyle Rittenhouse is Kim Jong Un’s illegitimate son. It’s true, it says so right in this comment.

Fapper_McFapper ,

I just donated. If you can, please do the same. Love is love!

Fapper_McFapper ,

No, thank you for posting that article! Seriously, I see you fighting the good fight on the daily. Keep it up friend, it doesn’t go unnoticed.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Fuck the NAB.

Fapper_McFapper ,

You couldn’t be more correct. The NAB became shills for Sinclair. I have to deal with Sinclair on a yearly basis, usually on New Year’s Eve when they try to bully people into accepting their shitty contracts. Fuck Sinclair too, they’re part of the problem our country has right now with the dissemination of misinformation. Fucking trolls the whole lot of them.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Yeah, they use it as a negotiation tactic since they know we have to have a team member at every location we own across the country on standby ready to pull the plug. Since no one wants to be at work on New Year’s Eve they think it works against us. What they don’t understand is that even though none of us want to work that night we will gladly pull the plug on their asses even if that means working on New Year’s Eve. Somehow a deal is usually reached just before midnight.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Imagine serving your country with honor, imagine the training required to avoid instinct and allow yourself to jump in front of a bullet to protect someone. And then you get assigned to Trump.

Fapper_McFapper ,

This plea keeps popping up on Truth social along with Dan Bongino, Kristi Noem and the usual cast crying all over Truth Social right now. Fucking snowflakes.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Yes. It’s a shit show over there. I mean, it’s always been a shit show but right now more than ever.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Yeah, antagonize the people that have your father’s fate in their hands. As usual, just more projection, also, clowns have more integrity than the Trump family.

Fapper_McFapper ,

They’ve been instructed to avoid reading or looking at anything about the trial as you probably already know. I just wonder how effective that really is. Like you wonder, how sequestered are they? Especially in the Information Age where the entirety of human knowledge is in our pockets.

Fapper_McFapper ,

This is amazing, thank you!

Fapper_McFapper ,

Correction, a man and his brain worm are having a conversation and accusing a company of action they are allowed to perform.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Line of succession and all that.

Fapper_McFapper ,

About to drink some tea I presume.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Yeah, transfer, out of a window.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Betcha he took a shower and forgot to put it in shower mode.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Of fuck, you just reminded me of that commercial. HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

Thanks Obama!

Fapper_McFapper ,

Better late than never.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Russia getting desperate.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Where does it end? Toilet seat advertisements? Telephone poles that project advertisements onto your windows? Alarm clocks that wake you up at 2 in the morning to play an ad? Bathroom mirrors with built in ads? Advertisement screen when you’re trying to pump your gas? Shoes that play an advert when you tie them? Ads when you open your closet door? Floor tiles made of screens that play an ad when you walk near them? Coffins with built in advertising? A toaster that toasts ads onto your bread?

Fapper_McFapper ,

Little advice for those getting this procedure. Do not forget to put your Neuralink in shower mode when you take a shower. You have been warned.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Translation: I’m tired of hiding underneath this white hood!

Fapper_McFapper ,

If by work you mean stoking the culture wars. Yes.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Hey now, pussies are pretty fucking tough. They can stretch to allow for birth and then return to its normal shape and size. Whereas Elon is a fucking thin skinned snowflake incapable of handling the tiniest of criticisms.

Fapper_McFapper ,

But you carried his water Bill. Didn’t you? And I’m willing to bet .25 cents that if he gets elected again you’ll be vying for a position in his administration. You fucking traitor.

Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote (www.engadget.com)

[Xitter] just announced a smart TV app for streaming video. Or, more accurately, that it claims it’s building one, with absolutely no launch date mentioned. The appropriately-named [Xitter] TV wants to be “your go-to companion for a high-quality, immersive entertainment experience on a larger screen.”

Fapper_McFapper ,

Great, now I’m going to have to put my TV in car wash mode…

Fapper_McFapper ,

Same thing happened to me in Kerbal Space Program.

New York prosecutors in Trump's hush money trial say former president continues to violate gag order (apnews.com)

Prosecutors said Thursday that Donald Trump again violated a gag order in his hush money trial, as the criminal case resumed on the same day that the U.S. Supreme Court weighed whether he should be immune from prosecution for actions taken during his time as president....

Fapper_McFapper ,

Consequences, what are they?

Fapper_McFapper ,

Russia would lose a war with Haiti.

Fapper_McFapper ,

The good people of Texas need to get their shit together and vote this tumor out of office.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Hail Satan!

Fapper_McFapper ,

Wait a second, according to another article only 4,000 cyber trucks have been shipped so far.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Yeah, I guess I should have worded that better. I was trying to bring attention to the fact that it’s almost 100% of their delivered trucks.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Do you think the dead notice the difference?

Fapper_McFapper ,

Do you think the living notice they weren’t murdered?

You tell me.

Fapper_McFapper ,

I think you’re lost Norbert, we’re not talking about your head.

Fapper_McFapper ,

My dude, dudette, I’m not here to argue with you nor am I obligated to teach you anything. Genocide has very little to do with the quantity of people killed. According to the other person’s estimate 30,000 Palestinians have been killed so far. Even if this wasn’t a genocide, that’s 30,000 people that are no longer with us. We just need a little empathy.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Looks like a poster for a Trump movie. Where Trump and his family are threatened by a huge rouge wave, possibly the biggest rogue wave never before seen. And so then, Trump summons his army of MAGA clowns to drive to Florida and shoot the wave into submission?

Fapper_McFapper ,

A search of her phone later revealed she had searched for “taser pain level, gun shops, prepaid cellular phones and how to get someone out of their house”, according to the affidavit.

The level of stupidity is absolutely astonishing.

Fapper_McFapper ,

We’re loving it so far.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Empathy only when it affects them personally.

Tim Kaine: Biden knows Netanyahu ‘played’ him in early months of Gaza war (www.theguardian.com)

Senator Tim Kaine, a former vice-presidential nominee and leading foreign policy voice in the Democratic party, has said Joe Biden now understands that Benjamin Netanyahu “played” him during the early months of the war in Gaza but “that ain’t going to happen any more”....

Fapper_McFapper ,

One of the greatest. RiP

Fapper_McFapper ,

It’s also the powerhouse of the cell!

Fapper_McFapper ,

I got an eye infection just looking at the grout between the tiles.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Yeah it’s more of a kleptocracy I think.

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