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BarrelAgedBoredom , in Night shift sucks

-Day shift:

Too many people

Higher expectations

Absolute slog

Managers breathing down your neck

-Night shift:

Broad discretion and autonomy

More free time

Quiet

No managers

Track_Shovel OP ,

You’re forgetting the liquid shits that come with night shift.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

It’s funny you mention that. I’m dealing with the squirts as I write this comment lol. Not sure if it’s the nightshift, the pulled pork I had for dinner, or my second cup of coffee causing this. Probably a bit of all three

therealjcdenton , in Oregonian driving

Argonian?

Trigger2_2000 , in What has he done to deserve this?

Uncle Sam couldn’t handle the success the metric system would bring. /s

Kaput , in Peeble streamer on Doop

Any of you have an address where I can get my Onion belt clip and a rocking chair. There’s some kids I need to yell off my lawn.

bluewing , in What has he done to deserve this?

This is among the dumbest internet arguments ever.

G20/G21. The machines don’t care, my digital calipers, micrometers, rulers, and 3D CAD software don’t care which system is being used. So why should I have my undies in a bunch about which is better? I use the measurement system best suited for the task at hand - whether that’s metric, US customary, or light years.

As for not knowing how many inches are in a mile, that’s about the stupidest internet point ever. No one cares about that, well maybe some civil engineer might need to very rarely care in some unusual situation. The scale of measurement is wrong for inches. In fact, most people don’t care much about the actual distance away something is, they mostly care about how long does it take to get there. The odds are pretty good you have no idea how far it is from your front door to the grocery store in miles or kilometers. But you DO know how long it takes to get there. Whether by foot, bike, bus, or car.

LarmyOfLone ,

Oh yeah? I bet you also use mebibyte instead of megabytes!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Weird how you think inches are only used for long distances and not, for example, making sure a beam is the right length while you’re building a house, or making sure a screw is the right size.

But I do agree that inches are not practical for long distances. That’s probably why people in the U.S. use miles.

phoenixz ,

I use the measurement system best suited for the task at hand

So you always use metric, gotcha

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

The machines don’t care.

People building those machines do

Nuke_the_whales , in Inspirational quotes.

You think Oprah has sucked a dick since becoming a billionaire?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Yes I do.

Rampsquatch ,

I wouldn’t stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It’s fun.

Crackhappy ,
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FQQD , in When you've got to go to work on board a spaceship at 9am, but you've got a metal gig afterwards.
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Why is it shaped like a Christmas tree

mathemachristian , in When you've got to go to work on board a spaceship at 9am, but you've got a metal gig afterwards.

Nah thats pure drip

phoenixz , in What has he done to deserve this?

Doesn’t the reason why the avg US citizen wants imperial units boil down to “sounds cooler”?

Kilometer vs Miles, the former sounds easier and cooler to work with

Centimeter vs inch, same.

How will they now call a two by four?

It’s kind of the same for the pro gun arguments, it all boils down to “but guns are cool toys!”

Vailliant ,

A “five by ten” I would say, doesnt sound to bad.

I think its mostly ingrained into the population at this point.

Capsaicin1337 ,

You forgot that a 2 by four isn’t actually two by four inches .

It is actually 1.5 inches by 3.5 inches. The 2 by 4 references the rough cut lumber before planning.

SLVRDRGN ,

Between the kilometer vs miles, isn’t the “former” here the kilometer? So you’re saying the metric system sounds cooler? But then you went on to say two by four which is an imperial thing… am I confused?

TheReturnOfPEB ,

A 2x4 is actually 1.5" x 3.5" so you are not standing on solid ground with that one.

postmateDumbass ,

Americans choosing the system with tougher math requirements is suprising.

postmateDumbass ,

How will they now call a two by four?

Stud wood.

phoenixz , in What has he done to deserve this?

One kilometer is 1000 meters, one meter is 1000 millimeters. One square meter is 1,000,000 millimeters, one cubic meter is 1000 liters.

1 liter of water is 1 kilograms, so 1 cubic meter is 1000 kilograms. Sand is about 2.3 times heavier than water, so 1 cubic meter of sand is 2300 kilograms, or 2.3 metric tonnes.

I’m 1.96 meters tall, or 1 meter and 960 millimeters, or 1 meter and 96 centimeters. I weigh about 85 kilos, or 85.000 grams. Being 65% water, I carry about 55.25 kilograms of water, which will fill a little over 55 one liter water bottles

I can do this all day

Now let’s do the same with imperial units! You first, cuz I’m not going to touch that shit with a 10 foot pole…

CommissarVulpin ,

One mile is 5280 feet, one foot is 12 inches. One square foot is 144 square inches, one cubic foot is 1728 cubic inches.

1 gallon of water is 8.34 pounds, and 1 cubic foot is 7.48 gallons, so a cubic foot of water weighs 62.38 pounds. If sand is 2.3 times heavier than water, a cubic foot of sand weighs 143.5 pounds.

I am 5 feet 10 inches tall, or 5.83 feet, or 70 inches. I weigh about 220 pounds, or 3520 ounces. If I’m 65% water, I carry about 143 pounds of water, or a little over 16 gallons.

Guh

AstralPath , in A new angle

Surely this is satire… Right?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Surely. Although the internet does have a strange way of memeing things into real life after enough time.

RecursiveParadox , in Peeble streamer on Doop
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I’m in this image, and I do not like it.

SLVRDRGN ,

For clarity, where in this image are you?

bitwaba ,

Bottom left

Steak ,

Peebles streamer on doop?

ikidd , in What has he done to deserve this?
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Try farming in Canada. I will actually use liters per acre as a unit to measure in liquid fertilizer into a sprayer, spray it at gallons per acre and drive the sprayer at kph with a pump pressure in PSI on a field that was surveyed in rods.

It’ll get harvested by a machine that has all metric bolts and uses a 30’ cutting platform, the grain will be measured in bushels on the yield monitor and sold in $/bushel with the selling agent but the contract will be in tonnes and delivered that way.

postmateDumbass ,

And you have to do it in two languages too.

ikidd ,
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Well, chances are the Quebecers will have to learn English because I think ag equipment is exempt from dual language laws. At least I’ve never seen a part number for French manuals.

TheReturnOfPEB , (edited ) in Peeble streamer on Doop

the enboomerification of genx is almost complete

it would have happened sooner but millennials need to complain about it first

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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These aren’t radically new forms of celebrity so much as new methods of circulating a fad. Thirty years ago we had Pewdiepie and Mr. Beast, they were just Talk Radio shock jocks and daytime TV game show hosts. The names and faces change, but the gimmicks are all the same.

“Oh, you don’t know who Octomom is? Oh, you haven’t heard about the Macarena? You don’t know all the call-lines to Rocky Horror Picture Show? I guess you’re not cool.” shrug These things come and go. You can follow them or not. But pretending the height of socialization is knowing the current crop of Mouseketeers-turned-pop-idols isn’t going to make you less of a Boomer than your great-grandparents.

the_crotch ,

Nah, this is millennial energy right here. “Fuck social media, why doesn’t everyone have a geocities page with a webring that links to their angelfire page and guestbooks and ICQ and stumbleupon KIDS NEED TO STOP HAVING A DIFFERENT INTERNET EXPERIENCE THAN I GREW UP WITH!”

Gen-x, as is their nature, simultaneously doesn’t care and complains endlessly about everything equally, even the stuff they like, especially the stuff they like.

To put it in a perspective that this audience will understand; boomers are superintendent Chalmers. Millenials are Principal Skinner. Gen-x is Comic Book Guy.

Blackout , in A new angle
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I'm pretty sure David Copperfield made it disappear few years earlier.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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He must have been radicalized online.

(You know, on that 1990s internet)

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