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stepan , in I wonder what they smell like.

Cool but please crop it next time, it’s annoying on mobile.

abbadon420 , in Want to see me with the covers off, big boy? [NSFJDV]

I do get a whole lot of joy.

When a big girl in corderoy.

Calls me her big boy.

cholesterol , in I wonder what they smell like.

I wonder if his memory of ‘seeing in the dark’ stemmed from his pupils being extremely dilated.

SirDerpy ,

Yes. But, I’m sure the visuals didn’t help.

abbadon420 , in I think my neighbor is hacking into my wifi so he can try to steal my beer wtf should I do?

Have you tried a bonary tree? They can grow very fast and are very resistant against digital attacks.

WereCat , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?

To stream piss from you into the devive

sexy_peach , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?
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Wireless pee

EvolvedTurtle , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?

This makes we want to buy a bunch of Bluetooth stickers and stick them in random objects

Crackhappy ,
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Be the change you want to pee.

plactagonic OP ,

Thanks I hate it (or like it).

Crackhappy , in Oregonian driving
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You laugh but this is not a joke. Oregon drivers are too fucking courteous and drive slowly. It’s like they are so happy to live in such a beautiful place that they can’t be bothered to rush about.

Shellbeach ,

Aka, niceholes.

Venator , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?

That’s how they make the water cool 😎

Got_Bent , in Innovation cannot be stopped

I remember when I was a kid, the Guinness book of world records had an entry for most cigarettes smoked at once. There was a picture of a guy with a whole bunch of cigarettes stuffed in his mouth smoking them. Great reading material for kids back then.

zxqwas , in I think my neighbor is hacking into my wifi so he can try to steal my beer wtf should I do?

You can use those plastic xmas trees as long as you have enough metal ornaments in them.

I recommend metal tinsels because they are easier to ground.

IsThisAnAI , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?

My guess is tagging employees when they service the bathrooms.

TheFrogThatFlies , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?

Did you ever think about how there is an average penis size measurement?

tetris11 ,
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Maybe finally someone will take into account Yaw

militaryintelligence , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?

So they can have an app on your phone. Easy advertisement through notifications, and can suckle the personal data teat

fubarx , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?

So you can play your favorite, relaxing playlist.

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