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1984 , in googl
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You are clicking a link to the largest advertising company in the world. You are brave!

nifty , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

It’s so you can connect to the pee cam in the urinal and broadcast it as you pee

oo1 ,

it’s called taking a “selfpee”

milicent_bystandr , in Ingredience

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=63NNuG-6-hQ

(My internet is rubbish right now so I hope this is the right one!)

AFC1886VCC , in Ingredience

Hey it looks like my kitty! https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/cbdf9ec4-a413-4998-b71b-54a7a0b49756.jpeg

bitfucker ,

Did he taste good?

Diddlydee , in New Lego set

Why would you put your thumb there?

MeDuViNoX , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

So it knows if you’re subscribed to urinal services.

bruhduh , in Ingredience
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Potassium

oo1 , in I think my neighbor is hacking into my wifi so he can try to steal my beer wtf should I do?

Replace beer with piss.

RacoonVegetable , in googl

This is misinformation. That should be an ai telling us to eat glue, several ads and then a few completely irrelevant results and only then google.

ChadCMulligan , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?

It’s got a built in speaker you can pair your phone to if you have an official pee song, mine is CombatCircus, by Talco

Sounds dumb but once you’re synced up it’s hands free and the experience is really relaxing

EvolvedTurtle ,

This is the most realistic sounding explanation and I’m really gullible

random_character_a , in I wonder what they smell like.
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not stupid, if it works.

nightwatch_admin , in I think my neighbor is hacking into my wifi so he can try to steal my beer wtf should I do?

Easy, buy a nice second hand microwave, remove any shielding from the rear part. Ask a skilled friend to make it microwave stronger. Put it as close as possible to neighb’s wifi. Switch it on, leave it on, hacking is now fixed.

rarbg , in I wonder what they smell like.

yahoo.com/…/ios-17-lets-crop-photos-073146402.htm…

https://support.google.com/photos/thread/223840042?hl=en&msgid=223842957

WashedOver , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?
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To alert staff when customers have eaten the cake and it needs to be replenished

random_character_a , in KDR = 0.60
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

…but while you’re dog shit you brind other people joy and sense of accomplishment. That’s a service for your fellow man.

If it was the other way around, people would just be upset, call you a fucking cheat and not play with you.

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