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psmgx , in what then?

Nanomachines, nanomachines everywhere

FelixCress , in Happy International Blue Screen Day

Keep installing these compulsory updates which your overlords let you postpone but not to decline. Good sheep.

MHanak ,

“Stop installing updates to your security software and let it stagnate”

FelixCress ,

Good sheep. Updates good, no updates bad.

MHanak ,

I wonder how many unpatched zero days anything you are running has

FelixCress ,

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they already screwed up everything they could.

Strykker ,

This wasn’t a windows issue you fucking neanderthal.

FelixCress ,

Baaah, baaah, four legs good, two legs bad

fubarx , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
nifty ,
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What’s in the glass, some kind of soup? And where might one get it? Asking for me

fubarx ,
nifty ,
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Well, I’ve been missing out, thanks 😊

Etterra ,

First time I’ve ever seen one that was more than 50% garnish by volume. At this point just get a plate, damn

ObviouslyNotBanana , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
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First thing: I’d like it to be a bit smaller.

Second thing: burger

nifty ,
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Agreed, I’d still cut it in half and keep the other half to eat later

CorrodedCranium , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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Is this for hammering down fence posts?

Karcinogen ,

Yes, it’s a T-post driver.

solidgrue ,
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Misinfo!

That is a professional grade fleshlight with the liner removed for sanitizing.

snooggums ,
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It can be both!

altima_neo ,
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Sanitizing?

empireOfLove2 ,
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nah, it’s fer hammering yer nan AYOO

joyjoy ,

No, it’s my fleshlight.

Nomecks ,

No-knock warrants

bobs_monkey ,

Yup, I’ve also used them for driving ground rods before we got a rotohammer with the driver attachment

gentooer , in Eric Andre and the millennial experience

Downloaded the show because of this meme, was kind of a let down. Please pay back my Pirate Bay prescription.

EnderWiggin ,

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  • gentooer ,

    English can apparently be difficult when drunk.

    randomdeadguy , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

    Yep. You can still order these at Steak & Shake, but they aren’t on the menu. My friends and I used to get these on a crazy whim, up until my buddy’s first heart attack at 17 years old. They’re almost inedible. It’s kind of like eating a slab of cheesy beef casserole, bigger than your face.

    nobleshift , in I wonder if it will be friends with me?
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    Cool & Froody

    FryHyde ,

    what a hoopy frood.

    cikano , in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

    They clearly both forgot their towels

    tpihkal ,

    You’re a towel.

    cikano ,

    I could only wish to be so useful

    Forester ,
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    Wana get high?

    henfredemars , in You had your chance.

    I want Clippy to replace Copilot.

    Late2TheParty ,
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    Well all do, brah. We all do.

    Pantsofmagic ,

    Or Rover the dog from Microsoft Bob

    SolarPunker ,

    Portal 2 vibes

    deegeese , in Nancy back in the 80s was different than I remembered it...

    I know this is a fake, but Olivia James has done a good job modernizing the strip.

    Late2TheParty , in I just lost the game guys :(
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    LMMFAO I hate you. 🤣

    Fuckfuckmyfuckingass , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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    I once got too vigorous with one of these and dropped it on my head.

    bitchkat ,

    One of my teammates bent over to get leverage and whacked her forehead on the up stroke.

    Sanctus , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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    My fucking back tensed just looking at this shit. Never helping plant signs again. Though it was cool the signs were made to use one of those instead of just stabbing it in the ground like those weak ass wire frame ones.

    SchmidtGenetics ,

    Plant… a sign…?

    I think I’m going to advertise my next fence project as all natural “planted” fencing.

    bolexforsoup ,

    Have you never heard “plant your feet”?

    SchmidtGenetics , (edited )

    Yeah, doesn’t involve burying or getting into the actual ground itself from anything I’ve seen about it.

    Using that phrase, to “plant” a sign would be to lay it on top of the ground. So it wouldn’t be wrong for a large weighted sign I guess, but the pictures about pouring something into the ground.

    bolexforsoup ,

    Planting means to root firmly

    SchmidtGenetics ,

    You said plant your feet, that has a specific definition, which is different than the one you’re using now for planting.

    Language is tough. But yeah, no planting a sign is not a correct term for what you would do. Like at all, no matter how you try to stretch definitions.

    Revan343 ,

    Language is tough

    For some people, apparently

    SchmidtGenetics ,

    Yep plant has multiple definitions, and neither is for placing signs in the ground, and it also is different in the specific phrase “plant your feet”. Neither refer to rooting.

    The nuances are tough, but they are there.

    Maybe provide the specific definition that you’re confusing the right one with and we could clear this up.

    Revan343 ,

    You are the only one here who appears confused; everyone else understood exactly what was meant by ‘planting a sign’

    SchmidtGenetics , (edited )

    I’m not confused, I know what they meant, hence my original joke at a statement that while makes sense, doesn’t work using any real definitions.

    Yeah using random words in place of the proper ones can make a logical statement, but that doesn’t disclude it from not being a proper phrase language wise.

    Again, hence my joke using the term in another incorrect usage…. The fact that you need this explained is quite frankly hilarious if you’re coming here to call me out or something lmfao.

    Machinist ,
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    Planting fence posts is totally a thing, planting a sign would be correct usage. Southern US vernacular.

    You start trying to tell me ain’t and y’all ain’t words, we’re gonna have a problem.

    SchmidtGenetics ,

    I’ve been honestly waiting for someone to point out “planting a flag”, highly disappointed.

    Revan343 ,

    You start trying to tell me ain’t and y’all ain’t words, y’all are gonna have a problem.

    Ftfy

    Track_Shovel ,

    Yeah, if you add some organic matter you have a might billboard in a few years

    bahbah23 ,

    Loosen your grip right before it hits, not enough that you lose control but enough that you’re not going to take much of the impact. It might take an extra hit or two, but it also might mean that you can push it down a little bit harder as well knowing that you don’t have to absorb the impact

    Edit: or don’t, I don’t care

    constantokra ,

    Shove a hunk of 2x4 down to the bottom too. Changes an irritating noise to a satisfying thunk.

    joyjoy , in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

    Hello, ground!

    casmael ,

    What a good name!

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