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moistclump , in Eric Andre and the millennial experience

I think if we got enough millennials together we could crowd source $20 to get Ted Danson nude. No more than that though.

Branch_Ranch ,

Don’t you mean $20 dollars?

T00l_shed ,

£20$ dollars?

Dicska ,

Straight from an automatic ATM machine.

SpaceNoodle , in Eric Andre and the millennial experience

Five dollars dollars?

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ever seen Trigun?

Land_Strider ,

I wonder how much 30.000.000.000 single dollars would be?

eager_eagle , in Goodbye, old friend.
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

maybe the real friends are the mineral samples we collect along the way

Snapz , in A legend has left us

Wow, and this was from a verified account, so it’s definitely real. Shit…

Oh well. Rest in piss and blood emeralds, you bloated fuck. Your kids hated you and nobody loved you (especially your dad that has sex and children with your sister).

salvaria , in Eric Andre and the millennial experience
blaue_Fledermaus , in Goodbye, old friend.
@blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io avatar

Go go gadget anthropomorphization

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Henshin

Lost_My_Mind , in Goodbye, old friend.

No no no. Unacceptable. I say we send a manned mission up to Mars, and reunite the rover with the pet rock.

This is the most important thing of this or any other generation. This will be the Zoomers moon landing moment. Disney will somehow own the copyright to this moment in 200 years, and make a largely ficticious, but partially inspired animated film based on this mission.

This is the first I’m hearing of this.

partial_accumen ,
alekwithak , in Eric Andre and the millennial experience

Ted Danson is a treasure.

Eric Andre is an outspoken Zionist.

tjsauce ,

Eric Andre specifically came out in support of Palestine

alekwithak ,

There’s why he signed the letter to Biden in support of Israel?

Traegert ,

m.jpost.com/diaspora/article-802133 Don’t really know the guy but it took about 3 seconds to Google

alekwithak ,

That’s great that he clarified his personal feelings… After the blowback from signing the open letter to Biden in support of Israel. I’m also a “self loving Jew who supports a full ceasefire” and it hasn’t been difficult at all not to make any public actions contrary to that belief.

tjsauce ,

Or maybe he realized he was wrong and decided to do the right thing. The dude went to a birthright trip in his 20s; it makes sense he would have started out in support of Israel.

alekwithak ,

Maybe. More likely he realized the backlash from his fans was affecting his wallet and career. The conflict isn’t new and Andre isn’t dumb. he was raised in the faith as was I, except he’s a few years older. My family and I have been thrown out of multiple Temples for the mere suggestion that Palestinian lives matter even remotely. I was offered birthright as well, as all white passing and rich Jews are, and turned it down. It’s that easy. What I will never understand is why people rush to defend the rich and powerful. Do you really think he needs, wants, or cares about your help?

tjsauce ,

I’m interested in figuring out why he would switch positions to such a large degree. If it were truly to prevent backlash, he would have said something sooner and appear neutral.

I’m defending him because I enjoy the art he makes and think he’s as capable as you or I of self improvement, and because I want to encourage others to do the same.

BigBananaDealer ,
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nobody is perfect. ted danson went to a comedy roast in blackface

alekwithak ,

Good point about Danson.

Only_Slightly_Bent , in Dumpsters

“Thanks for the F-shack. Signed Dirty Mike and the boys”

aggelalex , in Goodbye, old friend.

Reached its destination.

Toes , in Virginia is shrinking!

Wait until you see it in 2034

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Will there be any left to see?

rickyrigatoni ,

Sure hope not.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Its not the size that matters. It’s motion of Virginias ocean!

Brosplosion ,

Virginia has some interesting laws that kick into effect then. Google “Virginia Rule '34” for more info

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

Virginia Rule '34

Here’s what I found

Wonder if that’s what you are referring to.

exanime , in Goodbye, old friend.

Longer than a lot of my relationships…

RememberTheApollo_ , in Goodbye, old friend.

That is the first rock to be picked up, carried for a year, and deposited elsewhere on the same not-Earth planet, by humans via the rover. That rock would never have ended up where it did were it not for chance human intervention.

While fairly pointless, it’s still interesting.

madkins ,

Reminds me of this: youtu.be/ndj_dS4jImA?t=436

Decoy321 ,

Truly one of humanity’s greatest accomplishments.

Land_Strider ,

Rock moving has been a part of our existential comfort/answer/justification for so long that now we are even having a joy out of it when we can do it on another planet.

RaoulDook , in Eric Andre and the millennial experience

Danson hit the ranch so hard his hair went white

BobbyNevada , in How do they do the blood test?
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