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sxan , 1 month ago in Ummm... What? But… what if its a real deal? Can you afford to not reply? I’ll admit, the request for an email address is suspicious. Seriously. It rules out anyone under 50, in any case.
But… what if its a real deal? Can you afford to not reply?
I’ll admit, the request for an email address is suspicious. Seriously. It rules out anyone under 50, in any case.
FmbyMF OP , 1 month ago Update: i replied with some of my cursed images and asked them for their and they admitted to being 15.
Update: i replied with some of my cursed images and asked them for their and they admitted to being 15.
sxan , 1 month ago Oooo, hope you noped out in time before the FBI showed up.
Oooo, hope you noped out in time before the FBI showed up.
todd_bonzalez , 1 month ago in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" Just redirect my urethra and install a single Y-Valve. Flip the switch up and I cum out the tip, flip the switch down and I cum out my taint. Ultimate pull-out method.
Just redirect my urethra and install a single Y-Valve. Flip the switch up and I cum out the tip, flip the switch down and I cum out my taint.
Ultimate pull-out method.
Grimy , 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) You could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!
You could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!
todd_bonzalez , 1 month ago Saving up cums so I can do one huge pint-sized cum. Googling “What is the shelf life of cum?”
Saving up cums so I can do one huge pint-sized cum.
Googling “What is the shelf life of cum?”
bitwaba , 1 month ago I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.
I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.
PenisWenisGenius , 1 month ago in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" I discovered this amazing life hack. If you never talk to women, you’ll never have sex with one and then you’ll never have kids.
I discovered this amazing life hack. If you never talk to women, you’ll never have sex with one and then you’ll never have kids.
lemmytellyousomething , 1 month ago I discovered a life hack to have sex without such a tool without getting anyone pregnant… 🏳️🌈
I discovered a life hack to have sex without such a tool without getting anyone pregnant…
🏳️🌈
AlligatorBlizzard , 1 month ago And I discovered a life hack to get pregnant through gay sex! 🏳️⚧️ D:
And I discovered a life hack to get pregnant through gay sex!
🏳️⚧️
D:
SlothMama , 1 month ago in Heathens! This made me read her name, not as Heather, but like Heather, like more Heath.
This made me read her name, not as Heather, but like Heather, like more Heath.
brbposting , 1 month ago Heather? I barely even know ‘er!
Heather? I barely even know ‘er!
Klnsfw , 1 month ago in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" Forget the Codom and Get STIs
Forget the Codom and Get STIs
Wilzax , 1 month ago Bro forgot about committed and closed relationships
Bro forgot about committed and closed relationships
Klnsfw , 1 month ago As a matter of fact, I’m in a committed and open relationship.
As a matter of fact, I’m in a committed and open relationship.
Wilzax , 1 month ago Hence why STDs are a concern for you, but not necessarily for everyone
Hence why STDs are a concern for you, but not necessarily for everyone
brbposting , 1 month ago Safe folks don’t need marketing. Folks taking risks can be helped by marketing. The comment makes sense to me as stands. Guess it could say “20-70% of you!” as an addendum (wonder what the percentage is…)
Safe folks don’t need marketing.
Folks taking risks can be helped by marketing.
The comment makes sense to me as stands. Guess it could say “20-70% of you!” as an addendum (wonder what the percentage is…)
Rayspekt , 1 month ago in T Diddy This is peak art.
This is peak art.
PseudorandomNoise , 1 month ago in I'm an adult, I do whatever the fuck I want Liam Neeson tried eating Trix and got his ass beat. Stay safe OP!
Liam Neeson tried eating Trix and got his ass beat.
Stay safe OP!
merari42 , 1 month ago in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" This, but I want the voice command changed to “Go go gadget genitalia”
This, but I want the voice command changed to “Go go gadget genitalia”
rob_t_firefly , 1 month ago I’d just want the Super Mario power-up/power-down sound effects.
I’d just want the Super Mario power-up/power-down sound effects.
irreticent , 1 month ago And when you insert it you hear the sound effect from when he goes down into a pipe.
And when you insert it you hear the sound effect from when he goes down into a pipe.
Gestrid , 1 month ago And the underground theme plays while doing it. As you get closer, the sped up version plays.
And the underground theme plays while doing it. As you get closer, the sped up version plays.
irreticent , 1 month ago I’m in a loud public place so I didn’t attempt clicking/listening, but I heard both those sounds/music in my head anyway. I spent too much time on that game as a kid.
I’m in a loud public place so I didn’t attempt clicking/listening, but I heard both those sounds/music in my head anyway. I spent too much time on that game as a kid.
captain_aggravated , 1 month ago Can you reset any of the voice assistants to respond instead of Siri or Alexa or Bixby or whatever to “go go gadget?”
Can you reset any of the voice assistants to respond instead of Siri or Alexa or Bixby or whatever to “go go gadget?”
v4ld1z , 1 month ago Go go gadget dick
Go go gadget dick
Rolando , 1 month ago in Some of y'all need this inside you there are two clowns https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/265eb74a-6a55-46d6-8e1f-02e42c42df79.jpeg
inside you there are two clowns
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/265eb74a-6a55-46d6-8e1f-02e42c42df79.jpeg
MeatPilot , 1 month ago in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" This seems more practical for a temporary birth control for men. www.planaformen.com Still under development, but works like a microscopic net to prevent sperm from exiting and can be dissolved later if you do decide to have kids.
This seems more practical for a temporary birth control for men.
www.planaformen.com
Still under development, but works like a microscopic net to prevent sperm from exiting and can be dissolved later if you do decide to have kids.
PenisWenisGenius , 1 month ago An even better birth control is Arch Linux. It’s free and open source. I use Arch btw.
An even better birth control is Arch Linux. It’s free and open source. I use Arch btw.
prettybunnys , 1 month ago As a fake internet doctor this is all I need to diagnose you as STi free
As a fake internet doctor this is all I need to diagnose you as STi free
enbyecho , 1 month ago in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" Wait won’t this turn off their brains? How will they breathe?
Wait won’t this turn off their brains? How will they breathe?
Viking_Hippie , 1 month ago in Heathens! 🎵The Heath is on!
🎵The Heath is on!
Senseless , 1 month ago German 🎵 Hold the heathen hammer high
🎵 Hold the heathen hammer high
unexposedhazard , 1 month ago in T Diddy This is a video makin fun of trump. Are you guys ok? Why all the downvotes?
This is a video makin fun of trump. Are you guys ok? Why all the downvotes?
Nutteman , 1 month ago Song is mid, everyone knows Trump rapes and nothing will be done, as per usual. It feels kinda like a moot point, I guess.
Song is mid, everyone knows Trump rapes and nothing will be done, as per usual. It feels kinda like a moot point, I guess.
TexMexBazooka , 1 month ago Probably because it’s been posted across several communities back to back
Probably because it’s been posted across several communities back to back
unexposedhazard , 1 month ago Ah makes sense, that is annoying. Must have missed the other ones somehow.
Ah makes sense, that is annoying. Must have missed the other ones somehow.
TexMexBazooka , 1 month ago It’s also OP’s own video, so a bit of self promotion. Puts people off
It’s also OP’s own video, so a bit of self promotion. Puts people off
pH3ra , 1 month ago in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" Remember to flip the switch back on when you need to pee
Remember to flip the switch back on when you need to pee
RememberTheApollo_ , 1 month ago Not the same plumbing.
Not the same plumbing.
Schorsch , 1 month ago Contrary to common belief, pee is, in fact, stored in the balls.
Contrary to common belief, pee is, in fact, stored in the balls.
RememberTheApollo_ , 1 month ago Yeah, TIL about the meme. Whoosh for me.
Yeah, TIL about the meme. Whoosh for me.
luciferofastora , 1 month ago Congrats! You were one of today’s lucky ten thousand!
Congrats! You were one of today’s lucky ten thousand!
pH3ra , 1 month ago knowyourmeme.com/…/pee-is-stored-in-the-balls
knowyourmeme.com/…/pee-is-stored-in-the-balls
RememberTheApollo_ , 1 month ago TIL. Thanks.
TIL. Thanks.
HelixDab2 , 1 month ago in let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things 👏 😬
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