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sxan , in Ummm... What?
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

But… what if its a real deal? Can you afford to not reply?

I’ll admit, the request for an email address is suspicious. Seriously. It rules out anyone under 50, in any case.

FmbyMF OP ,

Update: i replied with some of my cursed images and asked them for their and they admitted to being 15.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Oooo, hope you noped out in time before the FBI showed up.

todd_bonzalez , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

Just redirect my urethra and install a single Y-Valve. Flip the switch up and I cum out the tip, flip the switch down and I cum out my taint.

Ultimate pull-out method.

Grimy , (edited )

You could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!

todd_bonzalez ,
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

Saving up cums so I can do one huge pint-sized cum.

Googling “What is the shelf life of cum?”

bitwaba ,

I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.

PenisWenisGenius , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I discovered this amazing life hack. If you never talk to women, you’ll never have sex with one and then you’ll never have kids.

lemmytellyousomething ,

I discovered a life hack to have sex without such a tool without getting anyone pregnant…

🏳️‍🌈

AlligatorBlizzard ,

And I discovered a life hack to get pregnant through gay sex!

🏳️‍⚧️

D:

SlothMama , in Heathens!

This made me read her name, not as Heather, but like Heather, like more Heath.

brbposting ,

Heather? I barely even know ‘er!

Klnsfw , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Forget the Codom and Get STIs

Wilzax ,

Bro forgot about committed and closed relationships

Klnsfw ,

As a matter of fact, I’m in a committed and open relationship.

Wilzax ,

Hence why STDs are a concern for you, but not necessarily for everyone

brbposting ,

Safe folks don’t need marketing.

Folks taking risks can be helped by marketing.

The comment makes sense to me as stands. Guess it could say “20-70% of you!” as an addendum (wonder what the percentage is…)

Rayspekt , in T Diddy

This is peak art.

PseudorandomNoise , in I'm an adult, I do whatever the fuck I want
@PseudorandomNoise@lemmy.world avatar

Liam Neeson tried eating Trix and got his ass beat.

Stay safe OP!

merari42 , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

This, but I want the voice command changed to “Go go gadget genitalia”

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I’d just want the Super Mario power-up/power-down sound effects.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

And when you insert it you hear the sound effect from when he goes down into a pipe.

Gestrid ,

And the underground theme plays while doing it. As you get closer, the sped up version plays.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

I’m in a loud public place so I didn’t attempt clicking/listening, but I heard both those sounds/music in my head anyway. I spent too much time on that game as a kid.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can you reset any of the voice assistants to respond instead of Siri or Alexa or Bixby or whatever to “go go gadget?”

v4ld1z ,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Go go gadget dick

Rolando , in Some of y'all need this

inside you there are two clowns

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/265eb74a-6a55-46d6-8e1f-02e42c42df79.jpeg

MeatPilot , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

This seems more practical for a temporary birth control for men.

www.planaformen.com

Still under development, but works like a microscopic net to prevent sperm from exiting and can be dissolved later if you do decide to have kids.

PenisWenisGenius ,

An even better birth control is Arch Linux. It’s free and open source. I use Arch btw.

prettybunnys ,

As a fake internet doctor this is all I need to diagnose you as STi free

enbyecho , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Wait won’t this turn off their brains? How will they breathe?

Viking_Hippie , in Heathens!

🎵The Heath is on!

Senseless ,

🎵 Hold the heathen hammer high

unexposedhazard , in T Diddy

This is a video makin fun of trump. Are you guys ok? Why all the downvotes?

Nutteman ,
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

Song is mid, everyone knows Trump rapes and nothing will be done, as per usual. It feels kinda like a moot point, I guess.

TexMexBazooka ,

Probably because it’s been posted across several communities back to back

unexposedhazard ,

Ah makes sense, that is annoying. Must have missed the other ones somehow.

TexMexBazooka ,

It’s also OP’s own video, so a bit of self promotion. Puts people off

pH3ra , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

Remember to flip the switch back on when you need to pee

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Not the same plumbing.

Schorsch ,

Contrary to common belief, pee is, in fact, stored in the balls.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Yeah, TIL about the meme. Whoosh for me.

luciferofastora ,

Congrats! You were one of today’s lucky ten thousand!

pH3ra ,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

knowyourmeme.com/…/pee-is-stored-in-the-balls

RememberTheApollo_ ,

TIL. Thanks.

HelixDab2 , in let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things 👏

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