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Cosmicomical , in Never give up

Sir, this is the internet, nobody is allowed to quit

Jumuta , in Reject reality

Silver of Straw

Pilon23 , in Reject reality
jwmgregory , in Reject reality

i misheard lady gaga’s bad romance the first few times. “want you in my rear window, baby, you’re sick;” came across to me as “while in morrowind, your baby is sick.” thought it was a commentary of some sorts lmao.

ArmoredThirteen ,

It’s the ash storms, babies drop like flies in that kind of weather. Probably why you don’t see any kids in Vvardenfell is because they get stored away somewhere keep them safe from ash, blight, and disease carrying imperials

Quetzalcutlass ,

How old do you think Dunmer are before they get the face wrinkles? Maybe they hide their infants because they all look like charcoal raisins?

ArmoredThirteen ,

They do look the way they do because the Tribunal are assholes who got them all cursed. So I like it, they’ve made peace with their faces but never the shame of having super ugly babies so they all get hidden away

Blackmist ,

🎵 I don’t wanna be French! 🎵

WhollyGuacamole ,

I always heard it as, “Want you tomorrow when your baby is sick.”

angstylittlecatboy ,

I thought it was “want you in my room when the baby is sick” until today

cajunflavoredbob , in Reject reality

Hold me closer, Tony Danza.🎵🎵

rc__buggy ,

Hang my poster of Tony Danza

PenisWenisGenius , in Never give up

Nuh-uh

BleatingZombie , in Reject reality

“Blitzkrieg Bop” always sounded to me like “let’s get fucked” for some reason

Sylvartas ,

So that’s the real lyrics. Never looked them up but it definitely sounded like “let’s get fucked” to me too

PenisWenisGenius , in sure you can have latkes :)

The government took bribes by Big Toilet Paper to ban asbestos

lath , in Reject reality

“I just want to set the world on fire”

hardcoreufo , in Reject reality

Superchunk has a song called hyper enough and I think the first verse ends with “lofter gusts” but it sounds like he’s saying “laughter guns” to me and many others. So much so the band made an EP with the title. Features a college radio show doing a deep dive on the subject.

DScratch , in Reject reality

Mastodon - Show yourself

“Start a line.

Stars align.

Stars can fall and get you into trouble.”

==== Is actually===

“Stars align

Stars align

Stars will fall and get you into trouble”

TheDannysaur , in Reject reality

I heard “carved my name into his legacy” instead of “leather seats” in Before He Cheats.

Liked the idea that the truck was this bozos legacy. Considering the line prior is “I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive” - I thought she keyed her name into the side and that sounded awesome.

kazren ,

Yeah! That was so metal! It also made me think she keyed her name into the side of the truck, which would be much more visible.

NikkiDimes , in Reject reality

The fact that it’s lyrical gangster and not leprechaun gangster makes me sad to this day.

Abba , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Xbox blimp

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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mostNONheinous , in Reject reality

I always heard the lyrics to Cake’s I want a girl as “ I want a girl with the right eye locations”. Seems reasonable enough, nobody wants to date Sloth from the Goonies. And then one day a girl I was talking to told me it was “the right allocations” like measurements, and I’m not sure if I’ve ever felt dumber.

VindictiveJudge ,
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I heard it as ‘aisle locations’ which seemed to kinda fit the corporate success stuff.

gamermanh ,
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Short Skirt / Long Jacket

Great song whose music video includes some beautiful shots of early 2000s Sacramento (where they’re from), including local news anchorwoman Dierdre Fitzpatrick when she was an in-the-field reporter!

mostNONheinous ,

I knew I got the title wrong haha

Mac ,

i mean, they’re kinda the same thing, tbh.

electric_nan ,

I always sing it “I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong mustache”

Brickhead92 ,

Moustache by LittleBig, might be up your alley.

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