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ininewcrow , in Props to my bro Luigi
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The problems always boil down to money and power.

Everyone wants to rule the world and think and believe that they can become masters of the universe.

No one can … a few of us might be able to attain that possibility momentarily but it will never be possible to make it last.

So the problem lies with money and wealth.

Remove and outlaw excessive wealth. Go ahead become a millionaire with ten million, no one will stop you but you are no longer allowed to gain any more than that.

Once excessive wealth is removed and more people are able to share wealth and power … then we can talk about world problems like adults … equal adults who have an equal chance at the benefits but also an equal share of the risks of failure.

Right now, the few people holding the power have no risks and only stand to benefit, no matter what happens, so they have no incentive to change. The majority who have no power risk losing everything but have no power to change anything.

MargotRobbie , in Thanks...
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Better a cat gifts you a dead rat than a grown-ass man gifts you a living rat, like I always say.

And rats are social animals that gets lonely, so the least he could have done is gift a pair of rats.

cadekat , in Where it all started going wrong...

I’m complaining to you about censoring. Without your permission. Because we’re on the internet. Censorship is fucking stupid. Take a new screenshot.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Take a new screenshot of what exactly? I’m sorry, I have no ability to uncensor an image that was censored before I even saw it. Those are beyond my elite hacker powers.

cadekat ,
OutlierBlue , in Setting the record straight

Am I the only one outraged that this is obviously a photo of a screen where someone left the mouse cursor in the middle of the shot?!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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You should be happy it wasn’t printed out, faxed, and photocopied on top of that.

Crashumbc ,

Dot-matrix

lars ,

We scan all our faxes. Does someone know how to pdf this??

RecluseRamble ,

Easy: Take a photo and embed it into a new document.

VonReposti ,

Sounds like how some of our customers are sending bug reports. At least replace the damn magenta ink, Bob!

RecluseRamble ,

Of course. That one time I blissfully missed the cursor, someone has to rub it in my face and ruin my Friday!

httperror418 , in every company right now

Angry upvote 🤬

nexussapphire , in every company right now

Inspiration bot that speaks out of a crappy speaker every time the pen touches the paper.

setsneedtofeed , in every company right now
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The answer to the original riddle is “Sure, can I have your phone to make a demonstration. Great. I’ll sell the phone and pen back as a package deal for $100.”

Agent641 ,

This is theft of the phone, so it does accurately demonstrate how corporations work.

Olhonestjim ,

I always thought a good one was to put the pen in your pocket and refuse to give it back. Make him name his price. Clearly it’s yours, not his. Otherwise how could you sell it to him?

setsneedtofeed ,
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To a person like that a mere pen is basically worthless as a hostage.

Olhonestjim ,

Thats exactly the kind of unethical salesmanship he used to hire for.

setsneedtofeed ,
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That’s why my proposed solution is to take the phone though. Much more valuable hostage.

nifty , in It's been a week
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Chug it chug it

/s

MechaGrima , in Don't.
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Doot

dingus , in The four stages of procrastination
Track_Shovel , in Setting the record straight

How management views technical staff.

RustyNova , in There's rupees in there

Then I forgot

ummthatguy ,
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ccunning , in Real

“…I am also the size of a dorm fridge”

thefrankring , in The longer you look, the worse it gets
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So many green flags.

ummthatguy , in Real
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