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40hands , in how it feels to be on Lemmy rn

I feel like I’m back playing Ultima Online. Corp Por?

HandwovenConsensus ,

fizzle

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , in Will that straighten us out?

As a former professor, offer me twenty bucks and I'll laugh in your face and tell you to get the fuck out of my office. I say this as an honest educator, but the answer would probably be the same from a dishonest one.

n0m4n ,

Then, there was the Middle Eastern prince, who's father, the king, was funding chairs and paying for a major expansion of the college. We will leave it with his having a different set of relaxed rules guiding him. The king was generous when his son did well in his classes.

SrElsewhere OP ,

And what about $100?

somethingsnappy ,

They didn’t say former adjunct professor, so it might even be $200.

orphiebaby , in how it feels to be on Lemmy rn
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Hexadecimalkink ,

Ngl this probably would make it easier to scroll websites without fixed widths, as well as diagrams.

Stan ,
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I use shift and the scroll wheel. That’s on Ubuntu though. Not sure about other OSes.

ininewcrow ,
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Two eyes … Two scroll wheels

Makes sense to me

mudmaniac , in how it feels to be on Lemmy rn

I just heard that international standards now stipulate that when referring to Internet and the WWW, that it is no longer a requirement to capitalize. its just internet and the web now, if anyone still even uses those words.

Spooner ,

Hang on, i’m still using the Information-Superhighway? What do we call that now?

KreekyBonez ,

the old town information road

naticus ,

The fuck? I thought it was all a series of pipes… Did I fall behind?

Chev , in Will that straighten us out?

Honestly that sounds cheap. The professor probably earns more per hour than that.

How much time would it probably cost him to teach the student, to get his grades straight? 10-20 hours? Double that worth his salary and maybe it will be worth for him. Lets say he would normally earn 25€/h x 10-20 x 2 = 500-1000€

goodnessme , in how it feels to be on Lemmy rn

It does feel very fresh, indeed!

elouboub , in Job interview be like
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Interviewer: What's your biggest flaw?

Interviewee: I'm too direct.

Interviewer: I don't think that's a real prob-

Interviewee: I don't give a fuck what you think.

ezmack , in Will that straighten us out?

One time I wrote a desperate email to my English teacher. Let me do some extra credit anything to not take the class again. He corrected all my spelling and grammar mistakes, attached a picture of my attendance record, and told me to go fuck myself

TragicNotCute , in No, his name is Prince.. A Nigerian Prince.
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I know we’re shit posting, but this is 22 billion dollars. More pics and detail here. joe.ie/…/pics-this-pile-of-cash-worth-22bn-was-fo…

contextual_somebody ,

It’s only $207 Million

www.snopes.com/fact-check/drug-money/

“$1 billion in $100 bills would be 10,000 feet tall – imagine 10 Eiffel Towers stacked on top of each other.”

donut4ever ,

Does that mean all these rich people have just numbers and there aren’t actual currency that can cover all of it. Let’s say every billionaire wanted to cash out, would there be this much cash in the system at all?

juliebean ,

correct. the latest numbers from the federal reserves estimates the total value of all physical US currency in circulation at about $2.3 trillion. meanwhile, this analysis of data from forbes puts the combined wealth of US billionaires at about $4.2 trillion as of April 2021, and that number has almost certainly risen since then. billionaires don’t run on cash, they run on manipulating numbers in computer systems, and most of their wealth is in the forms of stocks and such, rather than money in a bank account anyways.

electrogamerman , in How did crocs come back?

Crocs dont make your feet smell. Bad hygiene makes your feet smell

howdy , in Posting images from my meme folder until c/lemmyshitpost gets 10000 subscribers / Day 1
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DrPop , in Clarification

All jokes a side, I don’t know if that’s right, it could be a UTI which kills cats. RIP Luna we should never have let that bitch have you.

redditcunts , in How did crocs come back?

Comfy and I couldn’t give a shit what you think. You should smell less I don’t have the issue.

0x4E4F , in Every. Damn. Time.
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Walk in on your mom while she’s changing a few times and just stay there, like, not even being embarased… she’ll get around, trust me 👍.

Hextic , in Like bath time

“Down here, Woke is a way of life.” “Obviously the environment down here is all woke. The ceiling is woke, the floor is woke, the walls are woke, and to an extent the air is woke. And you breathe that in, and you constantly taste the woke.”

RickRussell_CA ,
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wat

ClemInFrench ,
RickRussell_CA ,
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Context, sweet sweet salty context!

Foresight ,

No in the west it’s people obsessed with identity politics typically held by liberals who are constantly perma offended

dangblingus ,

2012 called, it wants its unproductive and boring observation back.

Foresight ,

Funny however it is true

dangblingus ,

Doubling down on it doesn’t trigger the libs, friend. Go touch some grass.

Hextic ,

West?

Only Russians are so obsessed with “the decadent west”.

Why the fuck aren’t you mobilized yet?

Dingus93 ,

You can walk the woke but can you woke the walk? Check mate, curious!

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