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RocksForBrains , in Like bath time

Reality is hard for conservatives, they have to invent new cope every day

grue ,

“Reality has a well-known liberal bias.”

EfficaciousSkink , in Like bath time
@EfficaciousSkink@lemmy.world avatar

Back in the '90s everything messed up was “gay.” The teacher won’t let you turn in late homework, that’s gay. Recess was cut short by a fire alarm, so gay.

I thought we’d moved past that immaturity.

Ensign_Crab ,

It’s almost as though “woke” is being used as a euphemism for something that people can no longer say without getting pushback.

yesman ,

Woke is the exact same criticism the right has had for the left for about 60 years. Before it was “woke”, it was “politically correct”, and before it was politically correct it was “bleeding-heart”.

Conservatives love to recycle, at least when it comes to ideals.

TheYear2525 , in I don't care as long as they're not wearing pants

Depends on if he’s cuddly or horny.

Creazle OP , in I don't care as long as they're not wearing pants
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Thurii ,

I have a question I need answered before I can choose: would gravity mean the half horse/half centaur stands with all six legs on the ground? I failed centaur physics, so please ELI5 :/

Sloth , in Gotta get that calcium

malk

habanhero , in Never forget

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

Pinklink ,

Bitch ima quarter-ass four things. Somebody stop me

rob_t_firefly , in I don't care as long as they're not wearing pants
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

None of these. You wouldn’t be in a human bed, you’d be sleeping in a bunch of hay somewhere just a few feet from the pile of wood shavings where your centaur pisses.

The living situation with a centaur wouldn’t be comfortable, but it’d certainly be stable.

Pinklink ,

Had to go to the hospital for shoving too many horse figurines up ass. They said my condition was stable. Is this the same?

ZombiFrancis ,

You did it. Followed through and everything.

Black616Angel , in right place, right time

Yeah, I doubt the “live for free in the metaverse” part. If there even will be a real usable metaverse, it won’t be free.

PrivateNoob , in Never been more confused

I mean the right bag seems more like red to me tbf

grillgamesh0028 , in Good boy
@grillgamesh0028@lemmy.world avatar

where is the dog tax, OP?

WE NEED THE FLOOFER PICS!!!

Scoutbravo , in Sugar helth

Anon already on type 5 diabetes

Racingradar OP ,

Better then these normies stuck on type 2, anon true god.

hitwright , in Sugar helth

For people who don’t know. Sweet piss smell is associated primarely with STIs and Diabetes. Anon likely is shit out of luck.

Racingradar OP ,

I don’t think we have to worry about STI’s in this case.

bernieecclestoned ,

The most common cause of urethritis is a lack of hygiene near the genitals which causes parasites to enter the urethra…

loz , in Clarification

Does that imply that the cat was still licking the vet’s penis at the usual rate?

0x4E4F , in The Top 5 Reasons My Son Will Not Fight With a Robot in a Cage Match
@0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

Quick question, what kind of a name is Elon, it sounds like something taken from a white appliances brand.

“Trust us, once you try the Elon 4000, you won’t be able to live without it!”

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

something taken from a white appliances brand.

X Æ A-12

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

What is that supposed to mean 🤨?

Mercival ,

The name of one of Elon’s latest misbegotten hellspawns.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

Jesus, he really named the kid that 🤦… poor kid. How do you even pronounce that.

abbadon420 ,

Bob

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

You already got an answer, but your username reminded me of that godawful name they chose…

MurphysPaw , in We got a competition

Swordfight!

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