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maporita , in looking forward to the comments

Next thing people will be pronouncing SQL as “sequel” and then where will we be?

c0mbatbag3l ,
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That one makes perfect sense though.

optissima ,
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No it’s absolutely Squirrel

Hextic ,

“Squeal”

As in “databases will make you squeal like a piggie”

optissima ,
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Squirrel like “who the fuck tore through this and denormalized it”

TheSaneWriter ,
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Nowhere good, that’s for sure.

samus12345 , in We must all submit to the unseen orb.
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influence1123 ,

Bootlicker

samus12345 ,
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Praise the sun capitalism!

Duchess , in Lovely Neighborhood
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sex work is real, valid, and good work. that being said the juxtaposition of advertising the onlyfans next to one of those stick figure families is what gets me.

xX_fnord_Xx , in We must all submit to the unseen orb.

I don’t believe in the sun.

How can it shine down in everyone, and never shine on me?

butter ,

Niche. Love it

b147 , in Disgraceful
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oh thats an old one , even when it spread around 5th graders over 15 years ago we thought it was farfetched bullshit

noname_yet2077 , in Lovely Neighborhood
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Not worth these $3

halvar , in המשחק

Nah, it doesn’t count if I’m reminded on purpose.

Poppa_Mo , in looking forward to the comments

This is the reason I say Gesus and oh my Jod, now. Can’t say everyone appreciates it.

0ops , in Shrodinger’s Megamind

What always bothered me about multiverse moves is how a person’s life could be so different across universes, even though their ancestors lives must’ve been fairly consistent across universes or they wouldn’t exist. Hell, forget about whether you would be born, would humans even evolve? Would life even evolve? A lot happened between the big bang and your conception. A lot could’ve happened. I’m just talking out of my ass though

GBU_28 ,

Such movies generally explain it as there are other universes locally clustered to yours. As in, there are so many universes that some are only a few decisions/variables off yours

samus12345 ,
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Although ones like Star Trek’s Mirror Universe are absurd. If humans remained that warlike and aggressive the timeline would be drastically different, with few counterparts existing.

ultratiem ,
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One small change can lead to a totally divergent path. Think about it this way. You are supposed to meet your SO today at work. But you forgot to brush. No big deal. Right? Well your SO says hello, so you say it back and then she gets a whiff. Well end of conversation and that’s that. No wife. No kids. Not with her.

Or maybe you miss that buss that you barely caught. Or maybe you win the lotto at 19 and that changes everything for you.

You’re thinking wrong if you think lives have to be drastically different in every way for it to manifest as a whole new life. It can be the smallest thing but that tiny, infinitesimal thing can lead to a cascade of change or shunt people down an entirely different path.

Lastly, your ancestors would also be subject to these events, making all their lives very different as well.

Butterfly Effect.

bric ,

right, but some movies show universes with very different pasts that still show a weirdly similar present. As you said, the smallest of things in the past should cause the present to be even more different, but in many movies that’s not the case

samus12345 ,
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Lith ,
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I often think about the silicon lifeform from A Martian Odyssey because of how uniquely different it is from the carbon-based lifeforms we’re used to seeing even in science fiction.

misterundercoat ,

You are correct in thinking that there would be an infinite subset of universes where humans never evolved. However, there would also be a much smaller, but still infinite, subset of universes where humans did evolve. And there would be a muuuuuch smaller, but still infinite, subset of universes where the history of the universe and all of human history transpired exactly as it did in our universe, up until the point it diverged with the necessary changes in order to be relevant to the plot of the movie. That tiny tiny tiny subset is the only thing we talk about in movies, because otherwise it would be too confusing for general audiences. Hope this helps.

0ops ,

That’s a good point. A fraction of infinity is still infinity

Perhaps , in looking forward to the comments

The letter G itself is pronounced with the “j” sound.

I started out pronouncing GIF by saying the letters: “g-I-f.” It eventually shortens into “jif.”

Deuces ,

Weird, you could totally spell G as jee. I wonder how many letters you can accurately spell without using the letter itself

Perhaps ,

Geigh

Deuces ,

This is the best I can do. a,b,see,d,e,eph,jee,h,eye,ghey,caigh,l,m,n,o,p,cue,r,s,t,yew,v,double-you,ekes,whi,z

HangoverTuesday ,

Graphics Interchange Format. Not Jraphics Interchange Format.

samus12345 ,
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Joint Photographic Experts Group. Not Joint Potographic Experts Group.

National Aeronautics and Space Administration. Not National Ah-ronautics and Space Administration.

Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Not Self-Contained Oonderwater Breathing Uh-pparatus.

zaph ,
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So you pronounce graphics as jraphics?

lanolinoil ,
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that’s a single word. When we make acronyms, they’re subject to the pronunciation rules of the new word they’ve become, not the word the letter is sourced from – This is pretty obvious if you think about it for a minute.

It’s NATO but we say atlantic It’s SCUBA but we say underwater

zaph ,
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I was addressing “The letter G itself is pronounced with the “j” sound.” because letters can make more than one sound.

lanolinoil , (edited )
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right but their position relative to other letters form syllables and does have (some) rules. GIF GI-F, like Gi-raf-fe

jerrimu , in Disgraceful

I am a Sunni imam, this is fake. Coke is haram because it has lard in it.

RobertOwnageJunior , in looking forward to the comments

I don’t really care for a logical explanation. JIF just sounds fucking stupid and yall know it.

solstice ,

I call it Jife just to piss off everyone.

StillWatersPony ,
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Zhaif! XD

lanolinoil ,
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That’s how I feel about Giff though – yuck what an ugly word.

I grew up eating Jif and we loved it

RobertOwnageJunior ,

Nah, too damn close to jizz.

lanolinoil ,
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You should see a doctor and stop eating peanuts immediately.

brewdtype ,

Not to mention it’s literally a “Choosy devs choose GIF” joke, aping “Choosy moms choose Jif”. Soft-g homies for jife.

samus12345 ,
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I’m guessing you sip on ghin and juice (laid back)?

db2 , in For the ape that taught us about keeping our word

🦍💪

faintedheart , in Who are those people who still let Big Tech piss on their face, thinking it is the lord of the rain?

I don’t trust them. I use them and throw them. I know it can go down anytime or it can change it’s rules and regulations anytime. Enjoy until then and if it fucks like reddit, move on and find new place. Sometimes when everyone around us is using big tech products for work or personal, we have to use it.

Hazdaz , (edited ) in Organic, huh?

More like “purchased at the cheap supermarket in the bad part of town and then brought to the farmer’s market stand in the rich part of town and the price jacked up 3X”.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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The farmer’s markets here are pretty legit, but I live in the midwest, so we have a ton of farms. I got some amazing goat cheese the other day at the farmer’s market. The problem is the prices are ridiculous so we only go once in a while.

We did discover the lady we get our dog treats from though.

Num10ck ,

Lifehacker tip: instead of buying dog treats by the ounce, just use another type of dog food as treats and buy it by the tens of pounds. If you’re excited they’re a real treat.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Oh we’re more bougie than that. Like I said, we get dog treats from a local baker. Trust me, my dogs like them so much more than treats you could get from a store, and definitely more than a 10 pound bag of different food.

jscummy ,

I have a local “Barkery” that makes amazing dog treats. Definitely way better than store bought, and it’s nice to support a local business. They also give my dog freebies worth more than what I’m buying most times I stop in, so I can’t complain about price too much

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Yeah, I’m really happy to help this lady. She’s super nice and she just does this as a business out of her home. Every time I order, I tell her to mail it to me (and pay the extra for shipping) because I just don’t want the hassle of arranging a pickup and every time she says, “are you sure? I hate to charge you extra!” Plus, she makes dog treats that look like Indiana- where we live- which is just fun.

ApathyTree ,
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I do this with my cats. I get kitten kibble for them as treats. I can give them several bits cuz the kibbles are small, they love it, and even though kitten grain free food is wicked pricy, still cheaper than treats!

They normally eat wet food, but have a mix of dry stuff available at all times, so it does really work. They don’t know the difference.

Peppycito ,

And then get a Mennonite to sell them. “Farm fresh mangos” in Halifax.

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