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Static_Rocket ,
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I’d also like an industrial drone for dispersing pesticides and liquid based fertilizers.

Yamaha: Would you like it to match your motorcycle?

sukhmel ,

And my piano, too

20gramsWrench ,

is this a phone screenshot of a tik-tok screenshot of a tweet ?

norgur ,
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

lemme post this on instagram, send it via whatsapp, upload it to imgur and have it recompressed by youtube real quick!

RGB3x3 ,

MORE JPEG!

JackGreenEarth ,

To convert that to open services: Let me just post this on Pixelfed, send it via Telegram/Signal, upload it to (hmm, can someone help me here) and have it recompressed by Odysee/Peertube!

kate ,

That’s a weird way to spell matrix

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Me: I’d like to buy a smartphone

Samsung: ok

Me: I also need an apartment in Korea

Samsung: ok

max ,

Or medical treatment in a hospital. Or signing up for military service and using one of their vehicles.

Cybermass ,

Me: can I also get some appliances for that apartment?

Samsung: ok

Me: and you know I’ll probably also need a testing kit for these chemicals that I purchased

Samsung: done

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Me: I need assisted living facilities after a small chemical accident in the home

Samsung: no problem

Me: oh, and some sugar

Samsung: fine, there you go

techtalkf ,
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Me : I’ll also need a tank and a giant crane for… unspecified reasons.

Samsung: ok

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I would like to buy some air conditioning

Hitachi: OK

And some science equipment, a crane and some train tracks

Hitachi: Done

Also I want to pleasure myself

Hitachi: I gotcha fam

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Magic wand moment 😂.

Subverb ,

I would like to buy a business copier/printer/scanner.

Brother: Got you covered.

Any idea where I can get a good sewing machine?

Brother: Funny you should ask!

Seven ,
@Seven@lemmy.world avatar

ᗜwᗜ - I would like to buy a smartphone
Xiaomi - ok>
ᗜwᗜ - I’d also like to buy a pressure cooker, flipflops, bicycle, suitcases, wine bottle o-
Xiaomi - 你不会相信我会说的话

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Me: I’d love any of these things without ads

Xiaomi: lmao no wtf

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

androidauthority.com/remove-ads-xiaomi-miui-10191…

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah I’m fine with Xiaomi having ads on their phones. When I owned one I honestly rarely ever saw them.

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