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JustZ , in Elon Musk: "zuck is a cuck"
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Every single person I’ve ever met that has used the word “cuck” has been an absolute loser with nothing going on.

BaroqueInMind ,
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Joseph, Jesus's father is the the GOAT cuck.

collegefurtrader ,

OR the sometimes richest man on the planet

rambaroo ,

When did Bezos call someone a cuck?

AfricanExpansionist ,

Yeah, people who don’t get laid use this word as an insult

akai , in Elon Musk: "zuck is a cuck"
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Elon is a moron

Captain_Patchy ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/91efcdc3-886c-4acb-a160-b5c333ea55f1.jpeg

SomethingBurger , in Public Servant

Why does that cop look like the singer of Smash Mouth?

SrElsewhere OP ,

Is it because he’s the Smash Mouth singer?

TinyPizza , in Elon Musk: "zuck is a cuck"
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wouldn't Elon be the "cuck" in this scenario, as Mark is taking what was his as he watches intensely?

andrewrgross ,

Unfortunately you’re operating too far above his level.

He noticed that a mean word rhymed. That’s apparently where he’s at now. I wish he’d hit rock bottom, this is just sad now.

glimpseintotheshit , in Elon Musk: "zuck is a cuck"

It’s real, i feel dirty after looking it up. You’re welcome

conditional_soup ,

Thank you for your service

errer , in Elon Musk: "zuck is a cuck"

Elon is a felon

embit , in We’ve all been there

Titta my shitta

ki77erb ,

For some reason I read that in Timmy’s voice from South Park.

biff , in Heartwarming
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Had me up until the last sentence, then faith restored.

plain_and_simply , in We’ve all been there

I just woke my baby up with my laugh, just spent an hour getting them to sleep. Lol

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Oops

RyruGrr , in We’ve all been there

I have to admit, I’m a tough crowd. I do find some things funny, but rarely does anything affect me more than a faint side-smile. This actually got me pretty good - like, totally off-guard. I hope no one heard me. I don’t like my laugh.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Your laugh can’t be that bad. My grandma used to sound like a dolphin impression, but it never stopped her. Enjoy yourself, you only live once.

Tordtorden ,

I rarely cry-laugh at memes, but the “titta” absolutely cracked me as a scandinavian. Had to share with my gf, who promtly choked on her sparkling water.

Heisme , in We’ve all been there
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They should have used their poop knife.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.

I_Has_A_Hat , in Heartwarming

Keep going. If this shitty screenshot continues to be shared on the internet, I’m pretty sure in just a few more years the quality will have deteriorated to the point where it’s unreadable.

deegeese , in The Finger of Contempt

Is this the last step before challenging someone to a duel?

eestileib ,

This is the social penalty for refusing a duel. OP asked for one, got told to fuck off, and is now seething.

weirdly_austin , in We’ve all been there
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Thankyou, sometimes it takes that post that’s so far out… that I finally put my phone down and complete my tasks. Titta.

No_Eponym , in many reasons to eat fruits
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My GF agrees about the dark powers of pineapples.

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