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2319 , in Elon Musk: "zuck is a cuck"

He could’ve at least been creative with it and called him Cuckerberg

Norgur , in Stay-at-home dad

Imagine being stuck in your "I am the provider of this family" gender role so much that you turn down this kind of offer.

Ghost33313 ,
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Shit. I took this offer for 10k more than I was making and benefits.

STUPIDVIPGUY , in We’ve all been there

lol it scares me that some people are this chronically constipated/ afraid of shitting in unknown places. like is that not extremely uncomfortable?

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Oh, it most certainly is. But, as someone who regularly clogs toilets, it’s wayyy worse when there’s backup. I’ve had some horror stories though lol.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

thank god I have IBS

Alico , in heartbreaking moment

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

A_Random_Idiot ,

Cant tell if this is like legit idiot, or the best parody ever.

MetaCubed ,

It’s a copypasta

apotheotic , in What is your name?
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Good thing those bits at the top were highlighted in yellow or I wouldn't have gotten the humour

SrElsewhere OP ,

It’s importatnt to hilite printed memes.

SubArcticTundra , in The Finger of Contempt
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Forget arguing over the internet. Arguing over the newspaper is such a killer move

Jimmycrackcrack , in We’ve all been there

I saw a British comedian do this bit some years back. Still great appreciate seeing it in frog based format.

EdibleFriend , in They do kinda look alike
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Did I break Lemmy? This and a bunch of other posts are completely blank. There’s no link at all. But people are upvoting so I guess they can see it? What did I do?

I just left Reddit I can’t lose this place as well :(

Existential_prices ,
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Lemmy.world is under attack, so maybe they e stopped access to new images being uploaded, the website part keeps showing porn.

SrElsewhere OP ,

You wouldn’t happen to have the URL for that website part would you? So I can avoid it, of course.

lunaticneko , in Ask your doctor if Air-X is right for you.

As a local, yes, this fixes my meteors well.

SrElsewhere OP ,

mai pen rai

CascadianBeam , in What is your name?

Who is going to be selling the pies?

SrElsewhere OP ,

I don’t know. What are they selling?

DogMuffins , in The Finger of Contempt

What’s up with the “s” in “insult” and “refused”?

Monkeyhog ,

Thats the way they wrote S back then, it can also be found that way in the Declaration of Independence.

HardlightCereal , in Buffed af

Beauty standards for women focus on what men find attractive. Beauty standards for men also focus on what men find attractive.

Syrc ,

As far as I know there’s not much difference in beauty canons between women and gay men or men and lesbians. So it’s not really saying much.

HardlightCereal ,

That’s not true at all. I’m a nonbinary femme attracted to nonbinary femmes, and I have a similar sense of beauty to many lesbians, when it comes to pretty women. When I see an image of a woman that’s framed to appeal to male sexuality, I feel a sense of revulsion. Sapphic porn is way more respectful, more humanising, and way more hot to myself and lesbians than porn made for straight men.

Women have similar taste in men to gay men, because both are sexually attracted to men. When I say beauty standards for men focus on what men find attractive, I’m talking about the average man. A straight one. Movie stars like The Rock appeal to a straight male power fantasy, rather than to sexual desire. Beauty standards for women are about sex. Beauty standards for men are about power.

Jackolantern , in This is aging incredibly well.

He is really not that bright is he

fazalmajid ,

I think he is probably bipolar and refusing to take meds for what is nowadays an often treatable condition.

Zeth0s ,

Why bipolar? It doesn’t look like he has down periods

spittingimage , in This is aging incredibly well.
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Elon Musk is what you’d get if you gave 10-year old me a couple billion dollars.

That’s not a compliment, Elon.

metaStatic ,

you know, I wonder how soon after making my own car and rocket ship 10 year old me would become a far right crackpot?

Thteven , in Ask your doctor if Air-X is right for you.
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Oh thank god, my meteors have been acting up lately.

SrElsewhere OP ,

Meteorism is serious business, not to be taken lightly.

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