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HR_Pufnstuf , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

Yes, actually. A few times, no joke. I just had the quick help of those around me to make sure I didn’t stay dead.

remotelove , in blindsided lmao
style99 , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.
@style99@kbin.social avatar

Technically, you could die and be recovered. I'm not sure why they'd want to know about something so specific, though.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Who wouldn’t want to know? They probably invite all the people that say yes to a party and serve beer and popcorn and have everyone tell their stories. That’s what I would do.

fprawn , in Part of a balanced diet

Had this for dinner last night. Paired it with some tortilla chips to help round out its nutritional value. Might do it again tonight. It’s called The Mediterranean Diet.

Ddhuud ,

It tastes like the Mediterranean too!

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

My typical dinner tastes like the Aral.

qbus ,
Torvum ,

Where’s the protein…

GoosLife ,

At the store, busy being expensive

Torvum ,

Beans are cheap and if you just want nutritional value they hit both carbs and protein in a great amount per ounce. Of course there’s the studies showing regional genes benefit more from specific macro sources over others (IE an Asian would utilize rice glycogen better than oats), but if you want to hit the basics: beans

GoosLife ,

That’s good advice, but tbf when I’ve done something like this, it’s not because I’ve had a little money and decided to go for olives and chips

5redie8 ,

Me eating an entire can of chickpeas with a spoon

okmko ,

XD I did this once and it was surprisingly delicious. I was tired and hungry, opened the can to cook it with other prepared ingredients. Decided to spoon some in my mouth, and then another, and then another, until I ate all of it right there.

ech0 ,

Tortilla chips have nearly 0 nutritional value tho…

BigNote ,

Yes but typically they come with a ton of sodium, as do olives. Won’t anyone think of the sodium? Blood pressure be damned!

_Sprite , in This company makes memes like a 80 year old who just discovered meme generator.
@_Sprite@lemmy.world avatar

I thought Replika shut down all the horny ads and denounced using it for that even though that was the only reason people used it

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I used to have the Replika app before it had these weird avatars to appeal to incels. It was just some AI chatbot, similar to chatgpt but friendlier and less smart. The bot could even help with your mental health. It’s sad how much Replika has changed since then…

ThrowawayPermanente , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

I got better…

Rakonat , in Blue or red door?

Red Door cause I know myself enough to know I’m gonna make all the same mistakes even if I had perfect recollection of years of details I don’t even remember now.

CaptPretentious ,

Why would you go back in time only to make the same mistakes again when you can now have ample opportunity for whole new ones!

_bug0ut ,
@_bug0ut@lemmy.world avatar

Big brain thinking right here. Variety is the spice of life.

Blackdoomax ,

I can’t imagine all the mistakes i could do with 10M xD

dullbananas , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

I apprieciate easypeasymethod.org

Akuma , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

Answer “no”. Next question: “would you like to have one?”

tias , in This company makes memes like a 80 year old who just discovered meme generator.

They actually stooped to this level? They used to advertise it as emotional support.

Bread ,

And it did what it said it was supposed to do at the time. I can’t say I am surprised that this happened, but knowing its original purpose and watching the creators talk about why they made it. I am disappointed.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Wasn’t it Replika that started telling depressed people to kill themselves?

Bread ,

I have no idea, but it was fine when I had tried it.

DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

euronews.com/…/man-ends-his-life-after-an-ai-chat…

NVM, it was one called Eliza, and gave himself an existential spiral.

Would be a good explanation for the pivot from therapy to e-thottery though. Maybe they just realized it was a liability nightmare, and most of the dudes were just horny anyways…

LEDZeppelin , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

I can only wish

sebinspace , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

I’ve been involved in an accident that resulted in my living, does that count?

hemko ,
ClarkDoom , in my single most hated emoji

The people that use it this way ruin it for everyone else.

TubeTalkerX , in aggravated assault

Hey, look at that Pontiac Aztek!

Thteven ,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Bold words from someone driving a PT Cruiser.

SapienSRC , in my single most hated emoji
@SapienSRC@lemmy.world avatar

I use it as an acknowledgement at work, and to be a sarcastic asshole with my friends. Context is key.

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