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Asudox , in Anon meets a girl
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That seems interesting. Bookmarked to read later.

TheKarion , in Xitter Tanks

Where’s the Ben Garrison watermark

kitonthenet ,

Not enough labels

TheKarion ,

Ahh yea that explains it

db2 ,

Also it would have to get everything wrong with complete confidence.

flucksy_bango ,

Yeah, who’s the man and the toilet and the child holding the sign?

r00ty Admin , in Xitter Tanks
r00ty avatar

Ah yes, they're standing in x-crement.

wheresmypillow ,

Xitter… pronounced like shitter.

Blackout , in Xitter Tanks
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

they forgot the saudi king sitting on a throne of dead migrant bodies

_hovi_ , in Geography test

Bring back Karakorum 🙏🔥

Hazdaz ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a8c8726f-76f0-4c25-bb08-c754c961ec81.jpeg

WtfEvenIsExistence , in Geography test

Well I guess the capital of the United States is London? Capital of China, Koreas, is Tokyo. But wait, wasn’t Capital of China also London? 🤔

London is the Capital of the world?

Okay folks, it’s over. London is now the official Capital of Earth. The redcoats have won, we’ve lost this timeline. I gotta go… to dump some tea in the water.

_hovi_ ,

My brother in Christ, tis but a shitpost

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

Pardon me? I am enjoying posting this on my toilet thank you very much.

MonkderZweite , in Anon meets a girl

Any way to make long images like this default short in the preview in Liftoff?

Iron_Lynx , in Do they also know C++ or Python?

En dit is waarom VS-Standaardisme zo’n groot probleem is op het internet. Iedereen spreekt Engels, en de Verenigde Staten zijn de grootsten wat betreft het aantal Engelssprekers. En daardoor ontstaat een situatie waardoor de meeste gebruikers worden gezien als Amerikaans tenzij anders vernomen.

luciferofastora ,

“And this is why US-centrismis such a big problem in the internet. Everybody speaks Engliah, and the United States are the biggest in terms of English speakers. And through that a situation occurs where most users are seen as Americans, unless stated otherwise”

About right?

Iron_Lynx ,

I would translate VS-standaardisme to US defaultism, and beyond that, you’re pretty much spot on.

original_ish_name ,

I honestly think we need to standardize language. English is the most widely spoken langauge in the world and (nearly) anyone can speak it so it’s a good contender. Most programming languages use English


<span style="color:#323232;">#include 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">int main(){
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        printf("hello world!n");
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        return 0;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>

And honestly as much as it makes my heart cry to say this, American English is more efficient. After all it might be a one letter difference but why include “u” in color? If I remember correctly the “u” was dropped because adverts used to be payed per each character, and even today considering the usage of color tags in css it makes sense to drop the “u”. Even if it is a small difference in terms of size, it still makes writing faster and adds up

Konn , in Touching grass is
@Konn@lemmy.world avatar

cat_irl

traveler ,

Some cats do bite randomly but that’s their way of showing affection. They see you as one of them, so they bite you. They just don’t understand (or really don’t care) that without an entire layer of fur they’re hurting you.

Urbanfox ,

Mine always bites when she’s love drunk. Proper double edged sword.

traveler ,

Nothing screams more of a cat person than a hand full of scratches

Noodle07 ,

Toddlers do that too

traveler ,

Yeah cats also can byte for the same reason: growing teeth.

Noodle07 ,

Now to explain why girlfriends in high-school also bite like that…

traveler ,

Chances of a zombie attack are low, but never 0… GG mate

notenoughbutter , in Do they also know C++ or Python?

literally?

yaha pe kisine Hindi me abhi tak nhi likha?

lagta h Lemmy pe Indians km h

StoicLime ,

Aur Bhai kya haal chaal

notenoughbutter ,

Sab badhiya
abhi me acting classes jaata hu

tum kya side activity kr rhe ho?

jungekatz ,
@jungekatz@lib.lgbt avatar

Nahi aisa nahi h !

NotSpez , in Anon meets a girl

Nowadays I read so much stuff on the internet that I wish wasn’t not true. I hope this one is.

PS: not OP, check username difference please.

spez OP ,

ah yes, my arch rival!

NotSpez ,

Our battle will be legendary!

AA5B ,

Yeah, it is a nice story that I also hope os true.

However

— I always wondered whether this 4chan style of writing is real, or just parody

— now I wonder if ChatGPT can do it

Edit: yes it can! In honor of this post, I asked ChatGPT to write a love story in 4chan style, and it did!

NotSpez ,

There was a whole subreddit dedicated to AIgreentexts, it was quite good sometimes

Corkyskog , (edited )

It’s both for sure. People have discovered real live green text authors (people give out too many details, and yes there have been some very creepy “sightings”)

If Jessica is real, it’s very likely someone found Anon. There would likely be like 1.5 Million ppl within 3 degrees separation. Assuming American, that’s probably 1.3 M Americans (to underestimate). If you remove people over 55 and under 13, that means that ~1% of the people you know have seen your greentext.

Gryxx , in incredible

Not my idea, but sometimes it’s just enough to listen to “crazy” people. They might not know what to do with wire seemingly spinning itself, but you will have much better idea what can be created with it. RIP Terry Pratchett

VikingHippie , in so tiring, why not get a real familiar like a raven or something

Ravens are too traditional. You need to show up with something unique and challenging like a platypus!

VikingHippie , in Touching grass is

Out of aggression, sexual lust or hunger? More than one of the above?

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

All thanks

ZILtoid1991 ,
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

It's an autism thing.

Stoneykins ,

My teeth crave violence, I am simply a host

VikingHippie ,

So THAT’S why you stopped hosting dinner parties!

S3verin , in Algebraically, right?

Love it.

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