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newthrowaway20 , in Uno reverse 🔁

I’m gonna call it Twitter even harder now.

abbadon420 ,

Yeah, I ve got such a hard twitter right now

kinsnik ,

i’m going to stop calling it twitter when twitter.com redirects to x.com, and not the other way around

at that point i would stop talking about it, because X is just too stupid

BrudderAaron ,
@BrudderAaron@lemmy.world avatar

His obsession with the letter X is like that middle school kid who used to talk about how many girlfriends he got and how good he is at being a bad ass…

Basically, he’s a less likeable version of Zane from Hypnospace Outlaw.

Cabrio ,

He’s a wannabe Steve Jobs who has chased his own one letter legacy for 30 years, pathetic.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f3af3ef8-90a7-4ac7-b2d9-dfad51b225eb.jpeg

ericisshort ,

I wrote that meme out in a comment like a month ago because I was too lazy to put the text on the image, so thanks.

AffineConnection ,

“X” already happened. Musk even stole the logo.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/X-Window-System.png

stochasticity ,

By stole the logo you mean it’s the same letter?

DrYazman ,

I guess he’s claiming the font having that little white separation between parts of the letter is some unique identifier, but so many fonts and logos do this that I don’t think it passes a distinctiveness test at all.

zurohki ,

BTW, there’s a Mastodon instance at wayland.social.

mcqtom ,

Tight reference.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If you want him to fail, help him destroy Twitter’s brand.

Call it X.

I has worse brand recognition, terrible brand loyalty, and if only highlights that the product has changed for the worse.

funkless_eck ,

my little bit is to say “what’s twitter?” (sigh, alright then… X) “…what’s X?”

over_clox ,

TWITTER

wheresmypillow ,

Call it Xitter. Pronounced like “shitter”.

thanks_shakey_snake , in Weapons Grade Drag - MilSpec

But surely you’d at least agree that it’s just common sense to require background checks for men to purchase dresses in the first place?

kluevo ,

I feel ashamed to not have realized that the original image was mocking the gun argument until I read this comment

thanks_shakey_snake ,

LOL happy to be of service

regalia ,

Gotta check the women too just to make sure. These guys don’t believe women have rights to their own body, so they’d be down for that. Society will literally break down if people with the wrong genitals are wearing dresses.

TurboDiesel ,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

COMMON SENSE FROCK REFORM NOW

itsgroundhogdayagain , in tru do

hooray wildfires???

ladicius ,

No.

FlyingSquid , in Uno reverse 🔁
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yep. One of many reasons I’m not catering to the whims of a billionaire and calling it what he wants it to be called. It’s going to continue to be Twitter as far as I’m concerned.

Depress_Mode , (edited ) in tru do

Perhaps in the short term regarding albedo, though IR still largely shines through. Once the smoke dissipates soon though, it’ll be back to “normal”, except now with a large boost in CO2 levels, leading to more heating. Except it won’t be normal because the blackened forests then decrease the albedo even further than it was before. Burnt forests also get less snowpack, which again further reduces albedo. Anyone who’s dealt with heavy wildfire smoke knows the smoke tends to trap heat under it like a big blanket, too.

Wildfires (especially as big as we see them today) are definitely a net bad thing for the environment, health, communities, etc.

Jumper775 ,

Wildfires are actually an important part of a forests life cycle, and they have always been around. They kill off massive swaths of old forest allowing new forest to grow, and diversifying the environment. They have been around since the forests have been, and there is a reason why they are not cited as one of the many things that is so bad for the environment. It is because they are necessary. The native Americans used to do controlled burns which would allow us to coexist with the forest fires without damaging either life form. We Americans, however, killed the vast majority of them so we could take this land. This is why it has gotten so out of hand today.

Depress_Mode , (edited )

Yes, this is all correct. It was my intention to differentiate the extreme hell-blazes we often see today that completely destroy forests (soil and all) from the much smaller healthier, and more regular fires that merely thin them. Fires are important, but because of gross forest mismanagement, now for forests to undergo their natural burn cycle is to completely burn to a crisp.

HawlSera , in We all need to heal.

Minimalism sucks

mustbe3to20signs , (edited ) in Donald Trump teaches his student, Socrates, about morality and Western philosophy.

You know morality? Well, morality, I don’t know a lot about it but my great-uncle was a philosopher, very well known and he knows everything about morality and he told me that me, my family and my party got the biggest morality ever seen. It’s so big, he said, it’s in fact immoral to be so great with morality so you see I’m a stable genius with perfect morality. /s

sebinspace , in Uno reverse 🔁

Whatcha gonna do about it, pussy boi?

girlfreddy , in tru do
@girlfreddy@lemmy.world avatar

That was one of the craziest things I’ve read in a while.

I mean who knew??

GreenMario , in Uno reverse 🔁

The only thing that gets me hard is billionaires not getting their way.

blanketswithsmallpox ,
@blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social avatar

So when you win the Powerball you'll have to be a masochist to fuck?

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I mean…im already a masochist when i fuck so…I…I really don’t know how we got here to be perfectly honest.

GreenMario ,

If I win the Powerball I’ll be able to afford a good Dom.

Now the real paradox: if I can only cum when billionaires can’t get their way but I’m a billionaire and my mistress denies me orgasm, what happens? Does the universe implode on itself?

elscallr ,
@elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

We obey the laws of mathematics in this house!

assassin_aragorn ,

Nah just donate to charity until you’re well below a billion. Even a hundred million sets me up for life, and it has the added bonus of not being so much that my descendants end up as fucking idiots like Musk.

diocan ,

Edgy AF

mothersprotege , in Olé

Confused about whether to upvote! Down is good, and up is no.

AlmightySnoo , in Donald Trump teaches his student, Socrates, about morality and Western philosophy.
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

Funny how hands are always a reliable indicator of whether some art was generated by AI or a human.

db2 ,

They’re definitely not small enough.

eric5949 ,

Honestly the right hands look mostly fine but the left hands look like lumps of flesh.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Also Socrates has 4 fingers

jopepa ,

And how about those Corinthian Cronanberg Pillars? Looks like Jeff Goldbloom mixed DNA with marble.

db2 , in Donald Trump teaches his student, Socrates, about morality and Western philosophy.

You again? Go unalive in a hole.

Custoslibera , in If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach

“Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.”

EvilHankVenture ,

“What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula”

Cabrio ,

You can cannibalise my peninsular.

Tetsuo ,
raptir ,

Wow. “These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they’ll be friendly!”

butterflyattack ,

“They don’t speak the same language as me, but I’ve got faith that God will figure something out.”

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

Greenland has entered the chat

Jtee ,
@Jtee@lemmy.world avatar

The cave of hopelessness!

Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness?

Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror!

rustydrd , in We all need to heal.
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

The Fairphone 3 has a translucent case, and I will never understand why they didn’t stick with this design. It’s like childhood memories in phone form.

JenIsBringingTheDrugs ,

Nothing phone has a transparent aesthetic going on also. Shame they don’t have one with an audio jack or I’d go for it for sure

Nothing phone 2

Rodeo ,

But is it available outside of Europe yet?

sent from my Chinese spy device

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