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CaptainKickass , in Dumpsters

To be fair, there is usually trash inside…

Senseless , in Goodbye, old friend.

https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/0ca98a02-181c-4f83-946c-4b8b53bcc20f.png

Tartas1995 , in How dare he

Don’t know what idea I like more,

  1. He is doing the weirdest troll
  2. He is mistaken
  3. We are mistaken to think that he means Epstein and he is totally right and on the money. (Geoff made have a vacation love Affair with his wife or something)

I can’t choose

eezeebee , in Speed
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/d87c5f9f-9025-4c60-b546-85a58413abdc.webp

dingus ,

I want to put this on my car

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s a real sticker. I want it too, but, knowing the drivers in my area they would take it literally.

partial_accumen , in Goodbye, old friend.

Future Martian geologists. “This rock has no business being here. There must have been a glacier at some point that moved it here.”

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

“this structure is not a natural formation. someone must have built it, so it must lead somewhere.” vibes

maccentric ,

Aliens!!

deegeese ,

The tracks lead to the rover.

Ferrous ,

I wonder if there’d be a different prefix for a Martian geologists. I suppose they could be called areologists?

variants ,

What are you, an etymologist?

thesporkeffect ,

Those brave men and women who gave their all to study the areola, no matter the cost

E: but aresiologer sounds cool

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

I used to think that data was easily preserved, so clearly it’d be around for future generations

I no longer think this to be true - not without extensive work to keep it alive

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Crazy haired martain: EARTHLINGS

TotallyNotSpez , in Goodbye, old friend.

So long and thanks for all the dust.

ReeSilva , in Dumpsters
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Isn’t cybertruck already a dumpster?

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Yes

Scribbd , in Virginia is shrinking!

Just like magnetic pole flips, Virginia is due another shrink snap. It might snap out of existence when it happens.

HEXN3T , in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The fact that there’s a period in the caption bothers me more.

Cowbob12 , in How do they do the blood test?

Who would be Blair in this case?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Fozzie Blair, of course.

imPastaSyndrome , in Dumpsters

Why is it that I can’t open anything from catbox? I get a security error. I see it for a second then it blinks out in any lemmy app and just doesn’t load in browser

dditty ,

Sounds like it might be a network issue

imPastaSyndrome ,

Nope, same on verizon, home Network and on the go

bulwark , in Speed

Has anyone ever seen a baby on board sticker and thought “well I was going to drive recklessly, but I better not”

not_that_guy05 ,

Nah, but I do think of bonus points for crashing into them.

moistclump ,

Apparently it’s more to let paramedics know in case of crash that finding and saving baby becomes priority #1. I know this from a 2011 meme so not sure how accurate the information is.

bulwark ,

Guess that makes sense. Still not putting a stick person family on my car.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’d be willing to bet paramedics and other first responders have actual training as to how an accident scene should be triaged, and don’t depend on which cutesy decorations the occupants may or may not have.

explodicle ,

Hey what’s that tiny seat with extra padding in the backseat for? Meh, no sticker, whatever.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Single adult life hack: get baby on board sticker, always get first attention from the paramedics when you DUI

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

Ah you beat me to it. I was taught this an my child seat training course at work, it’s true.

ramble81 , in Virginia is shrinking!

So has anyone calculated by what year it won’t exist?

Colonel_Panic_ ,

2025

HEXN3T , in Speed
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Pop quiz, hotshot!

RaoulDook ,

What are you doing in the bathroom, Keanu? I thought you were driving a bus???

Quexotic ,

Shoot the hostage.

stinerman , (edited ) in Virginia is shrinking!
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

I wonder what the source is because in 1784, Connecticut made claims on the northeast part of Ohio (the Western Reserve). Virginia did have a claim on some part of central/southwest Ohio called the Virginia Military District, but that’s all I’m aware of.

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