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obinice , in stop asking for a karma system
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I said what I wanted anyway, the karma system didn’t affect your ability to say what you want. But yes, the karma system wasn’t perfect, nooo way.

ram ,

It did if your karma was low enough. It also affected whether your votes were counted or not.

faceless , in Sofía Vergara, Joe Manganiello To Reportedly Document For Divorce After Seven Years Of Marriage
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wrong number

lowleveldata , in Nature is calling!

Lemmy users with commitment

XEAL , (edited ) in it's about damn time

Why is it called “bite” tho?

They use their pointy tube-like mouthpart to poke into our skin and get the blood. Isn’t that closer to stinging?

_CottonCandyUnicorn_ ,

Would you rather we call it penetration?

jdf038 ,

2 thoughts:

  1. there is a dick joke there
  2. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
XEAL ,

I saw the message in my inbox and I was thinking of replying just with a lenny face. Well there it is already.

jdf038 ,

Lenny on lemmy

It’s got a ring to it

lowleveldata ,

singing

Is that how you sing? Sticking your mouth to others’ skin?

ThePantser ,
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Does Dracula bite or sting?

XEAL ,

Bite.

FlyingSquid ,
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For the same reason we say a snake is poisonous, I guess.

XEAL ,

Snakes are venomous…

FlyingSquid ,
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Yes, that was my point.

Hextic , in That'll be my last word

Real chads use UNIX time. It’s 1690462184 as I post this.

TerribleJokes , in [Day 4] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

Give him a nice mustache!

LokyinN , in [Day 4] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says
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add a game of chess

giantfloppycock , in [Day 4] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

Add a giant reddit logo

giantfloppycock , in [Day 4] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

Add a giant reddit logo

MyFeetOwnMySoul , in Sofía Vergara, Joe Manganiello To Reportedly Document For Divorce After Seven Years Of Marriage

Is this really a shitpost?

Aside from imitation hub being a rather funny website, this story is just celebrity news.

Hellstormy , in [Day 4] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says
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It should smoke a joint to indicate that people on Lemmy are chill af

TheBat , in Some of them literally are...
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Xeet

Rooki , in [Day 4] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says
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Add a red nose

bernieecclestoned , in urinal

Shaken, not stirred

phorq ,

How many shakes? I have a hard time if I give it too many.

Pinklink ,

As many as it takes.

SubArcticTundra ,
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Youd have to shake the building

GitProphet , in [Day 4] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

Use lemmy logos instead of the ears

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