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Bayz0r , in Thanks!

Imagine going through the effort of creating the image but not spellchecking lettuce.

VikingHippie ,

You sure that’s not part of the joke?

bloubz ,

I think they wanted to spell lattice (the abstract algebra structure)

cypherpunks ,
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

possible, but also a fail scenario

Nygarder ,

Lettice is a person

Gurfaild ,

Obviously that’s the plural of lettuce, just like mouse -> mice and house -> hice

PlantDadManGuy ,

God help any non native English speakers here

Aecosthedark ,

In this case, lettice is a persons name, not the vegetable spelt similarly.

FlyingSquid , in Dog trial
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“Mr. Jingles. I ask you. Did you or did you not sniff the defandant’s crotch on the night of November 16th?”

Agent641 , in Whoops!
TheFriar , in don't do it, don't do it, don't do it,

That’s perfect. My dick is 10 inches in diameter

lowleveldata ,

Is it a tree trunk

PFShady ,

Tuna can. I can’t bottom out but I can hit the sides.

Akasazh ,
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‘like a baby holding an apple!’

Etterra , in Thanks!

Being from Chicago, I’ll tell you the one we use, in order of relevancy instead of the OC.

Lake Michigan The One Above Minnesota The One to the Right The One Past That Eh Who Cares

Teon , in don't do it, don't do it, don't do it,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

[squirts soap inside] WHEEE!!! The willy car wash is open!!!

Ilovethebomb , in Average Lemmy and Mastodon User

God these things are so unfunny.

not_gsa OP ,

God these things are so unfunny.

https://files.catbox.moe/2s4vwe.webm

Ilovethebomb ,
Crul , in Knowledge is... power?
ZILtoid1991 , in Average Lemmy and Mastodon User
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

Shitposts aren't called as such because they're shit...

not_gsa OP ,

Shitposts aren’t called as such because they’re shit…

https://files.catbox.moe/la12qj.webp

ZILtoid1991 ,
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

Go back to Twitter and Facebook.

MxM111 , in If Phone Game Ads Were Allowed Elsewhere

Now I want to try jackhammering. Is there a free version?

TheOneWithTheHair OP ,
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar

For every inch you drill, an ad pops up.

Linkyu ,

Short of stealing one, cheapest you can get is by either buying a very used one or simply renting one from a DIY store for a day

HRDS_654 , in If Phone Game Ads Were Allowed Elsewhere

Create a video of someone using a jackhammer so stupidly wrong you want to do it yourself just to show how easy it is.

XEAL , in Knowledge is... power?

Connect me to the matrix and give me a reality that fits my views, IDGAF if it’s all fake but looks 100% real

there1snospoon ,

Literally bluepilled

XEAL ,

But I don’t want to be Neo if he took the blue pill, I want to be Cypher if he got reconnected to the matrix with a life he chose of his own.

swab148 ,
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The robots probably wouldn’t have actually done that

there1snospoon ,

You mean the slave masters would lie to their slaves? Surely not

LemmysMum ,

Do you lie to your batteries when you put them in a remote? These are machines, why would they waste cycles on lying when you’re cooperating.

there1snospoon ,

Spoken like a machine…

LemmysMum ,

Exactly, why would I lie to you, you’re co-operating.

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Cypher would have had no way of knowing either way, so they’d probably just give him the “whatever is the most economical use of his battery life” option.

PatFussy , in Find a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.

Thats a job i would kill for

KingJalopy ,

Great, you can start now

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PatFussy ,
TimewornTraveler ,

pat fussy

PatFussy ,

Time worn traveler

bingbong ,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

KingJalopy ,

Fuck ya life

electrogamerman ,

That’s just porn actor, so follow your dreams

speaker_hat , in If Phone Game Ads Were Allowed Elsewhere

JaaS: Jackhammer as a Service

Sooperstition ,

Ya like JaaS?

uphillbothways , in Knowledge is... power?
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When I was a teenager, an older friend told me how he learned in college history how the first Emperor of China wrote the language, made all these scientific discoveries, etc, etc. And I, knowing fuck all about Chinese history, was like 'you mean he killed all the historians and advisors, then burned all the libraries, so he could take credit, right?' My friend is like 'uhhh.....'

Yeah, so turns out that's pretty much how more recent readings of it say it went down.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

If by that you mean “He was about as real as King Arthur,” sure.

HawlSera ,

Wasn’t he based on some truth or something?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

They’re both cultural stories that were probably based on several actual historical figures at some point that were combined and mythologized over centuries.

Take Arthur. You could maybe find the origin of the character in some Celtic leader fighting the Romans, then as people retell stories he gets merged with a different guy, and then when the Anglo-Saxons invade new stories get added and repurposed etc etc and now the French hear about it and decide it needs a love triangle where the English king gets cucked by a French Chad Knight, boom, now you’ve got a medieval courtly love story from someone once talking about the time Athor’lescs’op once stole some Roman sheep.

The Yellow Emperor is the same thing. There probably was a Chinese warlord who paid for some irrigation ditches and wasn’t too big of an asshole to the peasants, and another one later who built some libraries, so they’re “based on a historical figure” but mostly the stories are just cultural myths that make good entertainment and maybe work as a morality play.

Chickenstalker ,

Qin Shi Huang was as real as Julius Caesar.

DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

He’s also not the person OP referenced.

The actual “first emperor of a unified China” being a different person than the mythological “First Emperor, tamer of rivers, maker of paper, big brained inventor of everything.”

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