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eumesmo , in Open for discussion

At one hand, I like lemmy for being smaller and cozier, but on the other, the possibility of reddit becoming unprofitable due to lost users is so awesome to be missed.

COME ON REDDITORS, JOIN LEMMY AND LET REDDIT ROT!

saltesc , in LinkedIn lunacy

This reminds me of the people applying for senior roles because they’ve learned Power BI basics in the last few months, can make BI reports “dashboards”, and think they’re data analytics gurus “data whisperers” now.

It’s like learning PowerPoint and thinking you’re Scorsese.

Syo ,
@Syo@kbin.social avatar

On one hand, I know personally how frustrating it is you know the data is in there somewhere, why can't anyone in the company extract it. On the other hand, can't we just keep calling them SMEs instead. No one doing real work has time to get acquainted with these titles.

PerogiBoi ,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

I feel called out and I’m loving it lmao. It’s wild how many people hire ya based on knowing how to click the buttons in PowerBi

saltesc ,

Haha. My advice is learn analytics methodologies to ensure your value. Open Excel and click the Get Data button. You’ll see where Power BI came from and suddenly realise Excel users that query already knew how to use Power BI on Day 1. Catch up by learning your M and DAX well, get good analytics methodologies and concepts learned, and you’re safe 😁👍

PerogiBoi ,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Wise words 🙌

PlasmaDistortion , in LinkedIn lunacy

If Smeagle had his nails done…

Nouveau_Burnswick ,

Smeagle is a Star Trek : TNG fan.

doublejay1999 , in LinkedIn lunacy
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

Hi Trevor

GCostanzaStepOnMe , in A reminder that delivery apps are unnatural

I fucking love spending a 100% upcharge on terrible food delivered by some nameless poor person who can’t afford the hospital bill for getting hit by an SUV later this evening.

I will NEVER figure out how my kitchen stove works.

Metal_Zealot , in Beans.
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

Why are we on a “legume-in-hole” kick today, wtf

Cataphract ,

Bad day to visit Lemmynsfw, or maybe a great day, you do you.

GCostanzaStepOnMe , in LinkedIn lunacy

Hands of a dead woman.

Track_Shovel ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m just over here imagining the icy hand jobs she gives 😍

AlmightySnoo OP ,
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

something tells me you’d enjoy a zombie apocalypse

(also obligatory Zom 100 mention)

protovack , (edited ) in Open for discussion

lemmy is exactly the same. each community has a set of mods who can basically do whatever they want that was always the problem with reddit. express an opinion a moderator doesn’t like? you’re banned say something unpopular? your comment drops to nothing and never gets read Lemmy doesn’t solve that problem. it’s only better than reddit right now, because its new as soon as more people discover it, the exact same story will play out again enjoy it while it lasts!

Here, we can test it. “I’m a christian. Anal sex is associated with increased transmission of infectious diseases.”

Some identities are protected, some arent. Even factual statements can be misinterpreted as “phobias” or “discrimination” combine the two, and its easy to get banned.

all of these online communities are just a method for basement dwelling LARPers to get their kicks and pretend to be thought police. If any genuine interactions occur, it’s by accident, not by design. I’m here for the beautiful accidents, but I fully realize it’s just a countdown timer to me being banned and i don’t care. i could get banned from every lemmy instance right this second and i wouldn’t care. All this is to me, is an opportunity to knock on your door, offer a chance to you to wake the fuck up and realize you’re being manipulated. I learned that I was a christian while I was tripping balls on psychedelics. We’re all the same consciousness, down to every atom, every insect, and every human. Gender doesn’t exist. We’re on a planet that is doomed to end in fire either sooner, or later. And the universe will eventually go dark no matter what we do. And you’re being manipulated into thinking there is no God because you’re easier to control that way.

Spliffman1 OP ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Well it would be great if people could disagree without being disagreeable. Without disparaging others or name calling, belittling etc etc. But people will be people that much is guaranteed

Kanda ,

How come you became a Christian while tripping? Was it shrooms, acid or something else? Do you act on your beliefs in some way, like going to church or reading Kierkegaard?

Pandantic , in It's what they're there for
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

You might be a dog.

Forester ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

It’s the internet, here nobody knows your a dog.

Chickens , in RIP in piece

Shell keep voting in San Francisco for the next 20 years

FlyingSquid , in Beans.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

TIHI.

MentalEdge , in Beans.
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Do not bring the beans back. They have run their course. They’ll be classic in another couple years tho.

18107 , in Beans.

This is the worst thing I have seen all year.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,
FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not the person you asked, but I hate both bananas and ketchup, so this is definitely the worst thing I have seen all year.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Then my work here is done.

danc4498 ,

I feel like I can taste this

DocBlaze ,

it’s the Crocs that give it that authentic toe jam scent and flavor. a bit like aged provolone cheese.

HonoraryMancunian ,

At least this doesn’t trigger my trypophobia

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Lol I guess not!

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

That is the word of the day, second time I’ve seen it in 5 minutes lol

DocBlaze ,

you monster.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Hello I hope your day is beany keeny.

MonkderZweite , in What's your hobby?

If you’re good at science but not good at math, you still can’t do it for a living.

Skates ,

Charles Darwin applied for an interview, you said? Yeah I’ve heard of him. Tell him to contact us when he’s able to solve some differential equations. Literally unhireable fuck, who does he think he is.

MonkderZweite ,

There’s a modern times Charles Darwin?

sheogorath ,

How can you be good at science if you’re not good at math. Seriously asking a question here.

NotSpez ,

Is is possible to be genuinely very good at designing all kinds of experiments and executing them wothout having any interest/significant capabilities in solving the statistical work involved. I think you see this a lot in medical science. Luckily science is almost always performed in teams where everyone has their own bot of expertise.

Also, there are the more qualitative (instead of quantitative) sciences like anthropology where you simply don’t need the strong math.

dth , in What's your hobby?
@dth@lemmy.world avatar

gacha games…

sudo22 OP ,
@sudo22@lemmy.world avatar

I’m so sorry

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