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Thteven , in I hate finger painting
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Best piece of ass I ever got

pythonoob , in looking forward to the comments

Look, I say Jif, but this meme is hilarious. Can’t we just stop the silly fighting?

pelotron ,
@pelotron@midwest.social avatar

No. My hard drive still has 1.21 more jigabytes of free space available for more memes.

LukeMedia ,

Jijabytes

pythonoob ,

Jiggity jiggity

Dozzi92 ,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

What the hell is a jogabyte?!

Elric , in looking forward to the comments

In English GI is usually pronounced j. But really who cares?

Mrduckrocks ,

I do :)

andthenthreemore ,
@andthenthreemore@startrek.website avatar

I guess no one ever bought you a jift for your birthday.

EvilHankVenture ,

Jirls jive jifts of jilded jirders

bustrpoindextr ,

Unless it’s the start of the word and then it’s usually pronounced g.

youtu.be/N1AL2EMvVy0

the_robomafia , in I hate finger painting
@the_robomafia@lemmy.world avatar

The toilet paper at my work is so bad I have to use 3 at a time

flicker , in Actual shitpost

You're posting a lot of poop-related content, suckaduck. Starting to think you might have a fetish.

suckaduck OP ,
@suckaduck@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, a shitpost fetish

flicker , in Actual shitpost

You're posting a lot of poop-related content, suckaduck. Starting to think you might have a fetish.

expatriado , in *Munches on Shit Awkwardly*

i won’t look at sausage links the same anymore

BitterSweet , in [Day 5] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

put “fuck” on one ear and “spez” on the other ear.

Diprount_Tomato , in I hate finger painting
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Fine, you’ll now just have to write “GET OUT OF MY HEAD” with it

JazzAlien , in I hate finger painting

Bidet supremacy checkin in.

Kerfuffle ,
@Kerfuffle@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

40$ on Amazon, easy to install, no more swamp ass

STRIKINGdebate2 , in Actual shitpost
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Mark this as NSFW please. Thank you in advance.

genoxidedev1 ,
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

Yes, please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Same thing happened to me, but in an elementary school… Now the FBI agents who came to arrest me are also masturbating furiously upon glancing at my phone.

burntbutterbiscuits ,

I was at the old age home visiting my grandmother. Anyways, so that happened. yolo I guess

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

On your first day as a TK teacher too. Making a strong impression

suckaduck OP ,
@suckaduck@lemmy.world avatar

Alright cause you asked nicely. Personally I don’t really see the problem with it.

STRIKINGdebate2 ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Tbh I don’t either but I’ve gotten a couple of reports about it so there’s clearly other users taking offense to it.

MxM111 , (edited ) in Actual shitpost

The elbow in the last panel is disgusting.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Giving me that video where a kid jumps and breaks his elbow vibes

Mordachai_Shedbacon , in *Munches on Shit Awkwardly*

I don’t think there’s a cool way to munch on shit…dear god I hope there isn’t

sebinspace ,

Remember when we would have said the same thing about Tide pods?

BitterSweet OP ,

hI tOKtIK In ThIS vIDeO I’M eAtING ShIt!

Cruxifux , in Actual shitpost

And pee in the balls

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Then where is cum stored?

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

In the mouth

suckaduck OP ,
@suckaduck@lemmy.world avatar

Yo mama

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

You mama’s ass?

TheBlackSwordsman ,
@TheBlackSwordsman@lemmy.world avatar

In the brain

rjs001 , in Organic, huh?
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I always try to avoid buying organic. I specifically will avoid purchasing something if it says organic on it

AlecStewart1st ,

Saves you whatever they marked up the price to for adding the “organic” label.

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