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DreamSonic , in rip

2018? Has it really been that long since he passed away? Time just flies nowadays.

tourist ,
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Half a decade :(

Resol , in Wikihow brutally kills 36 year olds
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And if you’re 18, you can only date someone who is exactly 18. Can’t go any lower or any higher.

Idk who told this to me, but what a weird contradiction. I guess it sorta makes sense.

edward ,

The rule is min: age/2+7, max: age*2-7, 36 -> min: 25, max: 65. 18 -> min 16, max 29.

JakenVeina ,

The opposite of age/2+7 is (age-7)2, not age2-7. I.E. the min age for a 29-year-old would be 21, not 18, and the age whose min is 18, I.E. the max for an 18-year-old, would be 22.

Amilo1591 ,

Max dating age limit for 18yo is 22? That doesn’t sound right at all.

JakenVeina ,

“Kids fresh out of high school should not be dating adults that have graduated college” sounds roughly right to me.

JackbyDev ,

Seems fine. It would raise some eye brows but it’s literally the max acceptable.

Laticauda ,

The max age formula is pointless and contradicts the minimum age formula. For 29 the min age based on the min age equation is 21.5 which I’d say can be rounded up to 22, which sounds more reasonable than a 29 year old dating an 18 year old, which isn’t illegal sure, but I’m sure plenty of people would be raising an eyebrow at it.

That max age equation would mean that a max age for 14 would be 21. In contrast the min age for a 21 year old is 17.5, which can be rounded up to 18. Yymv on that one in particular, but I’m sure we can all agree that a 21 year old dating an 18 year old is a lot less sus than them dating a 14 year old. The minimum age formula seems fine enough on its own, not necessarily a universal rule but enough of a guideline to go by.

Laticauda ,

That max age formula is pointless and contradicts the minimum age formula. For 29 the min age based on the min age equation is 21.5 which I’d say can be rounded up to 22, which sounds more reasonable than a 29 year old dating an 18 year old, which isn’t illegal sure, but I’m sure plenty of people would be raising an eyebrow at it.

That max age equation would mean that a max age for 14 would be 21. In contrast the min age for a 21 year old is 17.5, which can be rounded up to 18. Yymv on that one in particular, but I’m sure we can all agree that a 21 year old dating an 18 year old is a lot less sus than them dating a 14 year old. The minimum age formula seems fine enough on its own, not necessarily a universal rule but enough of a guideline to go by generally. If you want to calculate based on the younger age, just re-arrange the formula. With the older age being AgeO and the younger age being ageY, you go from ageY = (AgeO/2) + 7 to AgeO = (ageY - 7)*2.

Puffymumpkins ,

You got the order of operations backwards for the max age. It’s (x-7)/2

Iron_Lynx ,

Nope. If your age minimum for a partner y is determined by your age x with the function:

y = 1/2 x + 7

then the point where y = x is at y - 7 = 1/2 x. Setting y to x leads us to x - 7 = x / 2, which happens at x = 14.

At x = 18, y = 18/2 + 7 = 9 + 7 = 16.

Relatedly, if we invert the function, y - 7 = 1/2 x, thus 2y - 14 = x, which gives us the theoretical maximum for a possible partner. If a possible partner is older than that, you’d be understood to call them a cougar, or whatever the male equivalent is.

Puffymumpkins ,

My favorite feature of the x/2+7 rule is that it implies you shouldn’t be dating below the age of 14. Run any number lower than 14 through it to see what I mean. You can’t reasonably say a 6 year old should only date people older than 10 and also younger than -2.

dos_user ,

Yeah 14 is fine. 6 year olds shouldn’t be dating anyone anyway

Risk ,

But she wanted to borrow my truck???

Iron_Lynx ,

And a newborn should be dating nobody younger than seven, while also dating nobody older than yet to be born in 14 years 😛

Wirlocke ,

Don’t you hate it when your 6 year old starts dating those people from the negative mirrorworld? No child of mine I say!

JackbyDev ,

When your six year old starts dating people’s tentative plans to have a child

ALostInquirer ,

How might this apply to calculator relationships?

Resol ,
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I guess this makes more sense.

eestileib ,

whatever the male equivalent is

Dirty Old Man

Daddy

Lothario

Creep

Giuliani

Imgonnatrythis ,

I believe now if you are 18 you need to consult with a lawyer before dating.

Hangglide ,

I hope my kids don’t go to the same school that you did.

Resol ,
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Same.

Skyler , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS
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Productivity has a long way to fall before it gets back in line with wages, so I don't think workers should be too concerned.

DeadGemini , in Wikihow brutally kills 36 year olds
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Homeboy is HAGGARD for 36! That man is at least 65.

PutangInaMo ,

Idk I’m 36 and this checks out

marmo7ade ,

Do you have gray hair? Because that can easily be fixed with dye. I’m around your age and balding. So I shaved my head. Shaved head looks younger than a full head of gray hair.

PutangInaMo ,

I was being facetious lol but my hair is thinning out up top. I’ve always shaved my own hair though, twice a year. Once it goes far enough though I’ll just keep it shaved on the bare metal of the clippers.

jcit878 ,

gray hair looks wiser though. wish i could rock a Gandalf do

rob_t_firefly ,
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Grey hair doesn’t need to be “fixed” if you don’t want to dye it, grey hair looks awesome. Rock that shit proudly if you’ve got it.

eestileib ,

I have prematurely gray hair and I get a lot of compliments on it.

Since I’m a woman it’s “silver”, mind you.

taiyang ,

Same.

MajorHavoc ,

LOL. Yeah. That dude in the picture took her age, added 7 years, doubled that and then lied about his own age.

agent_flounder ,
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If he’s 65 then she’s looking good for 39…

aceshigh ,
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it reminds me of online dating.

AnUnusualRelic ,
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It’s a 36 year old as seen by an 8 year old, which appears to be, as I suspected, the age of wikihow authors.

OhmsLawn ,

That’s after 25 years down the coal mine

holycrap , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

Productivity skyrocketed when we implemented work from home. Employee retention also improved. Keeping it was a no brainer.

JokeDeity , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

I feel like the only people who read Forbes and take it at face value have never worked a day in their lives.

ScrollinMyDayAway , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

Homeowner-targeted inkjet printers are evil, especially from HP. NEVER buy one that works a subscription into the purchase. They are garbage, and can disable your cartridges if you cancel your subscription.

Hadriscus ,

But your subscription to what exactly ?

ZombiFrancis ,

Giving HP money. Protection money. Because you know, it’d be a shame if for some unfortunate and unrelated reason you couldn’t print on your printer anymore. Accidents just happen. Every day.

Hadriscus ,

Totally see this mafia vibe

jumperalex ,

Because fuck you, that’s why. -HP

Clocksstriking13 ,

It looks like this subscription may be for their “smart” printers. So the subscription would be for the connection to phone service. Why you’d need a smart printer is beyond me but they apparently think there is a market for it.

Raxiel ,

Ink cartridges. Instead of paying up front, they send you cartridges for ‘free’ and automatically dispatch replacements whenever they get low (or if you have a problem like they get so gummed up the head clean can’t fix them) If you don’t want the subscription, you have to buy your own carts retail, then it’s just like a ‘traditional’ printer.

The sub itself isn’t (in my opinion) scummy just a value proposition. What is a bit scummy is that the carts that come with the printer are yours, but you can enroll them in the sub service. You can do that the day you buy it or right before they run out. In theory they’re supposed to revert to ‘owned’ if the sub is cancelled, but I’ve heard there can be hoops to jump through. The carts that come with the printer are tiny compared to either retail or rental so won’t last long either way.

Hadriscus ,

Thanks for the clarification, had no idea this was a thing.

woefkardoes ,

HP is a horrible company. They make things up just to make life difficult for consumers. Everyone should boycott them I make sure none of the hardware the company I work for is HP as well.

cajova_houba , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

debit card on file had expired

How do you input your credit card into the printer? Or is this some printer-lease-contract situation?

EtherWhack ,
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For Canon, at least, the printer itself will order more toner when it sees it’s running low. May HP uses the same model.

JohnnyH842 , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

Linking the paper “cited” in this article here. It’s almost like the author didn’t even read the executive summary…

drive.google.com/file/d/…/view

jedi_hamster , in AAAAAA

Putin be like

vox , in Choose wisely
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why the fuck did you censor the word “died”?

faintwhenfree ,

I’m thinking it’s kind of smart because a bunch of ai (as of now) probably won’t be able to read it

vox ,
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Raab ,
vox ,
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Because this is not Russian?

TonyTonyChopper ,
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look closely

faintwhenfree ,

Thanks for proving me wrong

AdmiralShat ,

The replies to this comment prove to me I’m going to like lemmy as a permanent resident

jdp459 , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

I switched to one of the Epson EcoTanks after the HP Ink got super expensive (Over $150 to replace all 4 cartridges). Printer was $$$ but the ink in bottles ($15 a pop, Costco sells them all in a pack for $40) is cheap enough that for the in-frequent printing we do at home (My partner uses it more than me for making buttons and stuff)

disconnectikacio ,

But all printers have page counters, even the ecotanks…

bigdog_00 , (edited )

Do tell, I’m curious to learn more. Does it really matter if it knows how many pages you’ve printed? It’s not going to magically tell you you can’t print anymore when you can see that there’s still ink in there

adibis ,

No it doesn’t care. You put the ink in, when it empties the printer stops. Ink is cheap, even official Epson. Worth the high upfront cost of the printer.

troyunrau ,
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Been running my ecotank for almost three years as my business printer. Burned though boxes of paper. Refilled black once. I’m not sure what you’re complaining about here?

Toad_the_Fungus , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS
TheMusicalFruit , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

How else will they justify spending money on these huge office buildings (monuments to capitalists) to their investors if you aren’t there pretending to be busy?

15liam20 , in That's not how kites work

A kite without a string is litter.

KbinItTogether ,
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That means this ad is essentially telling us to be trashy.

b1ab ,
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It does have a needless booby shot.

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