There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

lemmyshitpost

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

norgur , in you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do?
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Draw my sword! Only a ne’er-do-well would enter another man’s home in armor, so the wretched vagabond shall be driven out at once!

Nioxic , in Time to grow up.

Its super nutritious. Dont let it go to waste

DillyDaily ,

Good point, it is wasteful. Maybe instead of letting it rot in the food supply chain and on supermarket shelves we should let baby calves drink it, or stop forcefully impregnating dairy cows in the first place.

Franzia ,

Wait what. We subsidize it to keep the price low and then dairy farmers pour it down the drain to keep the price from going too low.

Jackcooper , in Vaseline

Vaseline: your grandparents used it to fuck

SGG , in yeah, seems like the same thing

4 legs, big wagging tail, big smile? Close enough.

eager_eagle , in Never. Again.
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

never run low on ink again

get a brother laser printer

Facelikeapotato OP ,
@Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml avatar

Eyyyy! I got mine for $3 from a garage sale. I buy toner every couple of years.

eek2121 ,

I bought a color brother laser printer 3…almost 4 years ago. It still has the toner that came with it. We use it probably 1-3 times a week. Still going strong. Still plenty of toner left.

x4740N , (edited )
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Colour laser printers aren’t particularly good if you like to print photos and they are more expensive than inktank printers

It’s better to get an ink tank printer that you can refill ink tanks with from bottles instead do dealing with proprietary cartridge garbage

x4740N , in Never. Again.
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Get an inktank printer

dipshit , in So I'm thinking about starting a new project

Cum again?

omfgnuts ,

come again?

dipshit ,

omfg nuts come again.

Cockmaster6000 , in What's the first rule of cooking?

That’s how everyone gets norovirus on cruise ships

unreachable , in What's the first rule of cooking?
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

genius little chef

TheCheddarCheese , in So I'm thinking about starting a new project
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

anyone explain whats going on

Chariotwheel ,

A meme.

Someone, I think on Reddit, hat some project, or maybe just a fantasy, where they put Rainbow Dash into a glass and filled it up with cum over time.

TheCheddarCheese ,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

what has humanity come to

Sabata11792 ,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

Rainbow Dash. Were you not paying attention?

trashgirlfriend ,

No, that’s what’s humanity has come on

Diabolo96 ,

He’s gonna fill the jar with his swimmers.

Someone on 4chan did it and documented the lengthy process of filling the jar from start to finish.

abbadon420 ,

Oh lol I was thinking he was gonna put the jar somewhere the sun doesn’t shine. There was an infamous video about that, circling the internet in the early days. I won’t bother you with the details, but the extended cut involved tweezers.

Diabolo96 ,

Oh i know that one too and a bunch of others. Basically, most cursed things on the net.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

So. Once upon a time on a horrible place called 4chan, a dude got a glass jar and a Rainbow Dash figurine. He put the figure in the jar and then proceeded to cum into it repeatedly. His goal, for whatever reason, was to fill it to the top. Unfortunately this man was also stupid and kept the jar on his heater. During the winter the heat came on and the rainbow dash was effectively boiled in cum which ruined the entire ‘project’. So the man started again. He completed the project in 2017.

If you’d like to know, and for some reason see more, click here. If not then walk away with what little remains of your sanity.

Chariotwheel ,

rainbow dash was effectively boiled in cum

I am not a religious man, but I am praying right now to God to cleanse the earth.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Wanna make a cult out of it?

Church of the Boiled Dash

Lenny ,

I’ve now inserted into my head that CBD = Cum Boiled Dash. I hope I can forget this.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

And I hope you can’t. Mwahahaha.

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

“Cum Broiled Dash” sounds even funnier to me

satans_crackpipe ,

I’m not sure why I decided to refresh my memory after eating pasta.

Getallen ,

Why the fuck is the cum brown?

omfgnuts ,

no

x4740N , in So I'm thinking about starting a new project
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar
nyoooom , in Think about what you're doing

As a very serious Frenchman, if it’s to make that forsaken thing you dare calling bread then no, it’s not worth it.

To make actual bread it’s really great.

Mandarbmax , in Sad realization

GO TO A DOCTOR AS SOON AS YOU CAN, BROTHER. YOUR HEALTH IS IMPORTANT AND YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY CARE ABOUT YOU!! GO KICK CANCER"S ASS SO YOU CAN CELEBRATE BY CRACKING OPEN UP A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS AND

CRANK!!,!

YOUR!1!!

HOGGGGGG!!!ONE!!!, 1!

Sabre363 , in Good faith=cringe

The best way to piss them off is to “agree” with them in a really weird way and then just stop arguing.

Draegur ,

that sounds juicy and very entertaining but how does it look in practice?

unreachable ,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

yes, of course

surewhynotlem ,

Ooh, yes, it’s very juicy. Like the inside of an overripe tomato just before it collapses into mush. Delicious.

Draegur ,

Absolutely, because it’s exactly the kind of thing you would throw at an annoying person complete with a big satisfying SPLAT and a foul stench that lingers for days no matter how much they wash.

oroboros ,
Okkai ,

Try mansplaining. Rephrase their argument, use it as your new position and act like they don’t get it.

dylanmorgan , in How do we make this happen?

Tax the rich, especially media companies, and fund libraries.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines