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Lammy , in Reality for thee, not for me

As a doomer, I’d like to point out that even conviction and imprisonment, do not prohibit him from winning the presidential election.

JeffCraig ,

At at this point, pardoning himself is his only chance of staying out of prison.

June ,

Unless he gets convicted in GA.

Lammy ,

Why Georgia?

LordOfTheChia ,

www.politico.com/…/trump-georgia-pardon-00111503

Presidents can issue pardons only for federal crimes, and the Georgia indictment involves exclusively state crimes. Trump couldn’t even seek help from the state’s governor, because in Georgia, unlike many other states, the governor cannot issue pardons.

Lammy ,

Ok but can’t he appoint an attorney general to drop the case?

whereisk ,

Depends on what he’s convicted of. There are certain convictions specifically prohibiting you from holding high office.

Lammy ,

Is that true, which of the charges do that?

LordOfTheChia ,

www.vox.com/…/trump-2024-14th-amendment-banned

The legal paper, authored by University of Chicago professor William Baude and University of St. Thomas professor Michael Stokes Paulsen, centers on Section 3 of the 14th Amendment — a provision that limits people from returning to public office if they have since “engaged in insurrection or rebellion” or “given aid or comfort” to those who have. Baude and Paulsen argue that this clearly covers Trump’s behavior between November 2020 and January 2021.

Tested at the state level:

abcnews.go.com/Politics/…/story?id=89463597

A state judge in New Mexico has removed a county commissioner from office after ruling that – because he participated in the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol – the U.S. Constitution barred him for engaging in an “insurrection.”

npr.org/…/couy-griffin-otero-county-insurrection-…

The State Supreme Court dismissed his appeal:

krqe.com/…/new-mexico-supreme-court-maintains-cou…

Griffin tried to appeal the ruling, but the state Supreme Court dismissed the appeal in November. He filed a motion for the state’s highest court to reconsider, which they dismissed this week. Now, Griffin wants to take this to the United States Supreme Court.

His wiki:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couy_Griffin#Removal_from_o…

TheObserver , in Already planning for how to survive in jail
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Me when i walk in to get my daily powerade and they don’t have my flavor. I’m in and out in 30 seconds flat but i feel so guilty over nothing.

VikingHippie , in don't be shy, speak your mind

This is one of the daddest dad things I’ve ever dadgone seen 😂

AffineConnection , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

I have obsessive guilt about silly things, but even I cannot comprehend why people would feel guilty about simply not buying something at a store.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

It might look like you stole something. And the more you think that as you walk out the door, the more you start to look like you stole something.

happyhippo ,

And for me the feeling is inversely proportional to the time spent there.

I’m looking for something very specific, they don’t have it, I leave. But man, does it seem I just went in real quick to steal something as fast as possible.

eezeebee ,
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Take comfort in knowing the employees probably aren’t paid enough to care

paddirn ,

It’s a consequence of our capitalist society, of how we’re not allowed to just exist in most places without buying or consuming something. About the only places we have left are sidewalks, public parks, libraries, maybe a large mall. Anywhere else and you can potentially be asked to leave if you’re not seen “doing” something or at least looking like you’re going to buy something after awhile. If the staff don’t care, you can “get away with it” (that is, get away with just existing), but more often than not you may be asked to leave. I’d try to test the theory out by just standing around for a few hours, but who actually has that kind of time?

Isoprenoid ,

It’s a consequence of our capitalist society

It’s more a consequence of place and purpose. If you’re in a place and don’t use it for the usual purpose, then your motives will be questioned. A store is place to get items. Even if there was no exchange of money, but you went into the store and walked out without anything, it would appear odd.

Go brush your teeth at a library, stand on a sidewalk for a long period of time, ride a bike through a mall. All these things don’t cost money but they are still weird.

SamboT ,

But why would you want to hang out at a clothing store?

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah wtf… I go into one big supermarket just to piss sometimes because they have a nice bathroom, then walk right out unashamedly

SocialMediaRefugee ,

I memorized all of the best, publicly available bathrooms in Boston. It was extremely important info. The best is restaurants with bar seating because you can just say you are headed to the bar but no one ever tried to stop me anyway.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

I’ve spotted the Boston Bathroom Bandit! Gettim’ boys!

SocialMediaRefugee ,

My wife always feels guilty about leaving a small shop without buying anything and will say stuff like “We’ll be back!”. I have to remind her we’re under no obligation to buy anything and you shouldn’t feel guilty about it.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

I won’t let myself leave a local book store without buying anything, hence I only visit when I’m out of reading material.

Probably plays back into when I helped watch my father’s and mother’s trade show tables respectively. My father would sell sports cards back in the 90s and he was lucky to have one paying customer all day at an event we had spent all morning setting up for.

My mother used to paint whimsical designs on chunks of wood (toll painting) and set up a table of her painted wood art various church sales. I saw the hours my mom had spent tracing and painting those dumb little seasonal characters, only to see these rich bitches saunter by her table, turn her work over, say “That’s cute!”, And walk on.

To this day I will not walk into an antique store or junk shop or book store without at least ten bucks to burn. It feels gross to take up a shopkeeps time and space without buying something.

zovits , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Team watering can represents 🤙

turbodrooler , in Chat GPT

I have seen Francophones use the word “tchat” so as to not confuse with cat

Guy_Fieris_Hair ,

tchat I farted is definitely better, glad they took steps to avoid any confusion.

Raiderkev , in don't be shy, speak your mind

There are 3 settings. Shower, jet, and assorted versions of fucking useless.

SneakyWeasel ,

Unironically love mist for extremely hot fuck off days where you run it for less than 10 secs and it cools you off fast.

Theero , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Shower for plants, jet for little brother

SomeoneElse , in Be a gentleman

Do marine biologists usually scuba dive naked?

Lt_Worf OP ,

Yeah

HawlSera , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

Generalized Anxiety Disorder is a bitch

RubiksIsocahedron , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

That’s just how the capitalists want you to think - that you committed a crime by not giving capitalists money.

The capitalists want you to think that all money is their money, and that you are committing a crime by getting in the way of their money.

Treemaster099 ,

I understand what you’re saying, but I don’t think that’s what the meme was meaning. I think it meant when you leave empty handed, it looks like you’re shoplifting. That makes you nervous and you start acting weird which makes you look even more suspicious and more nervous. Wash, rinse, and repeat till you get home and cry because social situations are awkward and hard and life would be so much easier if I was alone on a deserted island like Tom Hanks in that one movie.

… I might’ve lost track towards the end, but you get the idea.

bananathan ,

It’s a meme mate

imgonnatrythis , in The baby shower

Any idea how hard it is to wash a baby that’s not even out yet? God bless these people. Have some patience.

Bizarroland ,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

Somebody summon Chrisfix. I'm sure he would teach us how to clean a baby using simple hand tools, probably starting with a thousand grit and working our way all the way up to a three-stage polish.

sigh ,
@sigh@lemmy.world avatar

instructions unclear: summoned JerryRigEverything

mojo , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

What it’s like to have anxiety when doing anything

TheBlue22 , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Flat for my balls, jet for my ass

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