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Pregnenolone ,

This is an unoriginal joke. I heard it on Bluey a couple of years ago (not saying it’s original there either)

SonnyVabitch ,

When I first read about baby showers but before I first heard it said out loud, I wasn’t sure if it was shower as in a bath or shower as in show and tell. Showing made more sense to me because it was a baby that has not been seen before and babies do not take showers usually.

I was fairly certain it wasn’t baby shower as in

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3827fcbe-23f1-472d-b16e-43fe1c257968.jpeg

aeternum ,

now I'm not sure. Maybe it is a show and tell of the baby, because the baby has never been seen before.

LastYearsPumpkin ,

Baby showers (at least in my area) are done in the last part of a pregnancy. They’re used to give gifts and useful items to a new parent(s) to prepare for the coming of the child. (Baby clothes, diapers, stroller, etc.)

It’s also a party to celebrate the birthing parent (and more recently, the non-birthing parent) as a last hurrah before they’re tied up with new baby for months.

It’s also typically a bigger deal for the first child, and either omitted or toned down considerably for subsequent children.

Vaggumon ,
@Vaggumon@lemm.ee avatar

They are cheating, break up.

snor10 ,

Yeah, total red flag.

Lawyer up and hit the gym!

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Instructions unclear, did a layup and decked my friend Jim.

Graphine ,

Agreed. OP, your wife is a cheating whore. Even though we have no actual significance to her and do not know her, trust us bro.

Moc ,

Ah yes, the Reddit classic

SonicBlue03 ,

A normal baby showers in under 7 minutes even if they throw in a shave. Something’s up.

imgonnatrythis ,

Any idea how hard it is to wash a baby that’s not even out yet? God bless these people. Have some patience.

Bizarroland ,
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Somebody summon Chrisfix. I'm sure he would teach us how to clean a baby using simple hand tools, probably starting with a thousand grit and working our way all the way up to a three-stage polish.

sigh ,
@sigh@lemmy.world avatar

instructions unclear: summoned JerryRigEverything

nodsocket ,

No no, you don’t get it. They are showering in a torrent of falling babies.

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