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peopleproblems , in Chonkasaurus

Argentinosaurus-> Damn!

Cannibal_MoshpitV3 , in In an alternative universe

In the Oneshot she wouldn’t often just sit quietly while panicking and glaring but would say weird or odd things trying to get a point across or ramble for the entire page.

Also she ran him over with a scooter

Poggervania ,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Kinda wish they stuck with the oneshot instead of Komi being silent 95% of the time.

The poop pudding line is still the highlight of the entire series.

InfiniWheel ,

IIRC she still stood still internally while internally freaking out when speaking. But it was more like she had two modes, rambling and oversharing random stuff or barely saying a word and being kind of dumb.

Green_Bay_Guy , in Oh no. OH NO.

I live in Asia, and normally, “salted cheese” is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I’m assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda

dolle , (edited )

But there’s a picture of cheese next to the text!

Edit: it also says “cheese aroma” (“ostarom”) in Swedish.

Anarki_ ,

Text on labels is Finnish though. The plot thickens.

dolle ,

Text is in both languages. This is common because the countries share a long border.

lapingvino ,

Also because Swedish is one of the two official languages of Finland, about 20% of the country and most of them in Helsinki.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

The Finland-Taiwan border is one of the longest undefended borders in the world

basxto ,
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Oh wait … Ursprungsland Taiwan is Swedish? That would be also valid German, but it’s the only text there that would.

Green_Bay_Guy ,

They also do that here. Like a wedge of swiss cheese. I have no idea why. They call heavy cream topping on drinks “Cheese Foam”. https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/d83b7c58-20fd-4657-90b0-eacb97fe264a.png

ME5SENGER_24 , (edited ) in Chonkasaurus

Please, dinosaurs today would get 20 year corporate licenses. Arby’s-osaurus Rex; Modelo-dactyl — “for those with the flying spirit”

Edit: are they listening to us?

0x0 ,

TriceraX

lunarul , in Chonkasaurus

Case in point: Balaur bondoc was named just 13 years ago and its name literally means “chonky dragon”

Baines , in I love d

so uh article, no outrage that this can even be done by the NSA?

47_alpha_tango ,
@47_alpha_tango@lemmy.zip avatar

This is exactly what I was thinking too.

rebelappliance ,

Lmao this has been legal since the Bush administration.

Baines ,

I mean yea but this literally proves what people have been saying, that it would be super easy to abuse

Gullible ,

It’s made headlines at least twice before, it’s nothing new. That said, I think this was written in jest.

Aesthesiaphilia ,

It's not just written in jest, it's totally made up

awwwyissss ,

“this” meaning this clearly satirical story or…

DreamDrifter ,

John Oliver even did a thing on this, people don’t care about “metadata”, but ask them if they should be able to see your dick pics and people care a lot more

Well, apparently they’re seeing your dick pics

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Haha “Bush”

Ya get it? Dickpics, bush. Yeah.

Heresy_generator ,
@Heresy_generator@kbin.social avatar

Well, no because the story is so obviously fake that no one but the most credulous of suckers could fall for it.

Baines ,

well I’ll admit to not really digging deep while taking a shit but is this a joke or not?

Dekthro ,

It is

Bipta ,

The only thing that makes this obviously fake is that it claims she downloaded them from people's phones, rather than from some centralized NSA data store... And the idea an NSA employee would be held accountable publicly and cause bad PR.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hah, yeah

Totally

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Right? Haha, so many dumb fellas around here

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Snowden let everyone know they could do this in his leaks

bobs_monkey ,

And this, boys and girls, is a good enough reason to not digitize your willy or cooter, no matter how much you think it’ll get you laid.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

What if getting my dick doxxed is my kink?

bobs_monkey ,

Then live your best life lol

Rilichu , (edited )

Government databases getting misused for personal motives is actually pretty common.

AP did a report on this back in 2016 and while public records on this are fairly limited, they still found about 300 cases of database abuse from 2013 through 2015.

thepianistfroggollum ,

I mean, it’s been well known that the NSA has been intercepting and logging all domestic internet and other telecommunication traffic for like a decade now.

Pons_Aelius , in gotdamn

A rising tied raises all boats - Ronnie Regan (but if you don't own a boat, you drown)

Ilovethebomb ,

The tide’s going out though, we’re on the verge of a recession.

min_fapper ,

*tide

Aceticon ,

He meant to say “yachts” not “boats”.

Whimsical ,

Rising tide lifts all boats, so let’s lift the biggest boats. That’ll surely raise the tide.

ivanafterall , in Chonkasaurus
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Brah!ntosaurus. Or maybe Brawndosaurus? Plants got what it craves!

Gork , in Chonkasaurus

👉’Attasaurus, Rex 👉

🦖🦖🦖

kn0wmad1c , in "AI going to take our jobs"
@kn0wmad1c@programming.dev avatar

Yeah, but Kenya make AI any better?

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

snort

c0mbatbag3l , in I love d
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Hope you liked it.

Diprount_Tomato , in Carlos Goebbels
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

That’s what they want you to think so they can appear more “Aryan”

betterdeadthanreddit ,
Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t say it didn’t happen, just that it’s a lot more uncommon than what Argentinians want you to think

betterdeadthanreddit ,

A little weird that they’d look at Nazis and their descendants as something to aspire to. People are a mystery.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

If you think that’s crazy you haven’t met enough Argentinians

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Given what I’m reading in this thread, it sounds like I’ve met exactly as many Argentinians as I want to.

abii ,

"Mexicans came from the indian people, Brazilians came from the jungle, but we, the Argentinians came from the boats, and were boats that came from there, Europe. And that’s how we built our society."

  • Alberto Fernandez, former president of Argentina

For more context, he said that quoting a singer (i think an argentinian one) 💀

FlyingSquid , in "AI going to take our jobs"
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Bard wouldn’t have done that. ChatGPT knows a whole lot about Kenya.

notatoad ,

I don’t know about bard, but google doesn’t know any better either. ibb.co/7YHpSsq

Shout out to Moninaa on Reddit, which is probably the source of this “fact”, for making the world a little stranger.

GrammatonCleric , in My good buddy jack daniels
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Bottle of percs 🤤

GreenMario , in Worst assure sauce

War-chester-shire

My mom called it Wor-shi-sheer sauce.

Britain, you invented the damn language, fix it.

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