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SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Find out her favorite food, eat it for three days and fart next time you’re near her.

The familiar scent will make her fall for you.

tengkuizdihar ,
@tengkuizdihar@programming.dev avatar

Shit people say on lemmy

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Shit people say smell on lemmy.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

im in looooove!! 💘

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

You smell the Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

Because that was for you.

xkbx ,

she keeps glancing at me

I stop looking at her all the time

hmmm

Gullible , (edited )

>new job
>no clue what duties are
>manager out sick with severe oral chlamydia
>ask coworker
>smells like a sweat sock doused in ammonia
>nearly burst into treats upon entering their miasma
>somehow surmises I’m trying to smash
>grimace.wave
>I silently retreat
>still need money
>surveillance is the only route forward
>surreptitiously watch coworker
>they never notice
>gradually learn how to use the register
>discover job duties
>uncover weed stashes
>encounter the cum room
>my picture above a desecrated bucket
>cease hiding my reconnaissance
>they cease visiting the cum room
>still sneaks peeks at me
>bust them for weed stashes
>work suddenly feels safe
>feelsgoodman.png

NuWuX ,
@NuWuX@sh.itjust.works avatar

“>nearly burst into treats upon entering their miasma”

Nice try, piñata person, I bet you thought nobody would notice?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/7ce3e819-8b7e-48c8-8d20-29d1fde551bd.gif

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

OP discovered women have eyes and use them to look at people.

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Obviously anon is a fucktard.

That being said, the situation isn’t unrealistic. It’s always amazing how people can misread eye movements.

So, if I’m in that kind of situation, my first thought is to look around and behind me. Could be there’s something nearby that’s drawing attention. You know the trope of seeing someone waving and just automatically reacting like they’re waving at you, even if you don’t recognize them?

It’s the same kind of response. We’re semi trained, and semi instinctually driven to respond to established social cues in kind. Someone waves, you wave back. Someone extends a hand for a shake, you respond with your own hand, sometimes even when you don’t usually shake hands.

Anon there could just be misreading a cue that isn’t directed at them.

Or, and this is more likely, anon sees pretty lady, and is glancing at them frequently. This can happen without really being aware that you’re doing it, our eyes tend to move around without conscious intent a lot more than people realize. Pretty lady is reacting to anon’s glances.

And that’s ignoring any of the tiny movements we make without paying attention that can draw the eye. You rarely think about something like adjusting your posture when you’re focused on something. You move, pretty lady catches movement, her eyes and head move, you catch that motion and glance towards them.

We all engage in little dances like that, often without ever realizing it’s happening. Minor shifts of body and head as two people share space that are essentially meaningless, but mimic things that do have meaning.

Depending on the kind of work involved, it can get very complex, and still be utterly unconscious.

Varyk , (edited )

>sort of tried once.

>haven’t talked directly to her.

>gave up.

why isn’t this working?

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Walk up to her, get down on one knee and propose to her.

Fallofturkey ,
@Fallofturkey@lemmy.world avatar

She says yes as the entire company claps in unison.

gnygnygny ,

Roast her

recklessengagement ,

Time traveler. Gotta be.

perpetual_beta ,

Ain’t that the girl from Terrifier 2?

Etterra ,

be me have no idea what this “contractual awareness” thing people keep talking about is new girl has no idea what she’s doing and keeps looking at me she could want me to train her she could think I look sketch and is keeping an eye on me she might just be starting into space nah she must want to date me apparentlynot.jpg screw her then, I’ve got shit to do weirdo is still looking at me

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