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Varyk ,

sort of tried once.

haven’t talked directly to her.

gave up.

why isn’t this working?

Etterra ,

be me have no idea what this “contractual awareness” thing people keep talking about is new girl has no idea what she’s doing and keeps looking at me she could want me to train her she could think I look sketch and is keeping an eye on me she might just be starting into space nah she must want to date me apparentlynot.jpg screw her then, I’ve got shit to do weirdo is still looking at me

Gullible , (edited )

>new job
>no clue what duties are
>manager out sick with severe oral chlamydia
>ask coworker
>smells like a sweat sock doused in ammonia
>nearly burst into treats upon entering their miasma
>somehow surmises I’m trying to smash
>grimace.wave
>I silently retreat
>still need money
>surveillance is the only route forward
>surreptitiously watch coworker
>they never notice
>gradually learn how to use the register
>discover job duties
>uncover weed stashes
>encounter the cum room
>my picture above a desecrated bucket
>cease hiding my reconnaissance
>they cease visiting the cum room
>still sneaks peeks at me
>bust them for weed stashes
>work suddenly feels safe
>feelsgoodman.png

NuWuX ,
@NuWuX@sh.itjust.works avatar

“>nearly burst into treats upon entering their miasma”

Nice try, piñata person, I bet you thought nobody would notice?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/7ce3e819-8b7e-48c8-8d20-29d1fde551bd.gif

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Walk up to her, get down on one knee and propose to her.

perpetual_beta ,

Ain’t that the girl from Terrifier 2?

gnygnygny ,

Roast her

recklessengagement ,

Time traveler. Gotta be.

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

OP discovered women have eyes and use them to look at people.

xkbx ,

she keeps glancing at me

I stop looking at her all the time

hmmm

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Find out her favorite food, eat it for three days and fart next time you’re near her.

The familiar scent will make her fall for you.

tengkuizdihar ,
@tengkuizdihar@programming.dev avatar

Shit people say on lemmy

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Shit people say smell on lemmy.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

im in looooove!! 💘

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

You smell the Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

Because that was for you.

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