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elxeno ,

Too many lactose intolerant people.

Sarmyth ,

What’s a milk drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!

_lilith ,
@_lilith@lemmy.world avatar

One time I was working a late shift in winter and I just needed something warm. I heated up some water and just poured it into my coffee cup. My co-worker looked at me like I was crazy and told me I was a “weird cat” which in itself is kind of ironic. Then he proceeds to fill his coffee mug with diet dr pepper and walk out into a blizzard like it was nothing.

CoolMatt ,

Not just Dr Pepper, but diet Dr Pepper was an important detail. For some reason I got a little bit of enjoyment out of reading that

Etterra ,

Sounds fake but okay.

FozzyOsbourne ,

Fake? On 4chan‽ Say it ain’t so!

CascadianGiraffe ,

Anon was Canadian so the milk was a gallon in an awkward plastic bag.

CoolMatt ,

Those actually come divided into 3 more bags inside that bag. So even weirder

CascadianGiraffe ,

He was milking them.

Zalzabar ,

Not all of Canada newfoundland has cartons so does Montreal when I was there

jimmydoreisalefty ,
@jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world avatar

Got milk?

Beacon ,

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kitnaht ,

I think the thing is, you cannot drink a gallon of milk within some timeframe without puking. I forget where I heard that from…

Sunforged , (edited )

Not very science of you friendo. Drink a gallon and confirm whether or not this is true. Otherwise you’re just spreading baseless propaganda and we only allow based propaganda in these here parts.

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Jackass

dohpaz42 ,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

Anon said a carton of milk. While you could get a gallon of milk in a carton, it would be more reasonable to assume anon is drinking from a smaller carton — maybe even one of those single serving cartons like the ones from school lunches. Though, I guess it would be much weirder to be walking around while drinking a gallon of milk, so maybe you’re right.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Yeah, carton to me means a cardboard container, so something well less than a gallon. Honestly, the biggest carton I’ve seen is like a pint, which is a reasonable serving.

Trainguyrom ,

Depends on how its sold locally. I can get pints and half-pints of milk at the local gas station, even sold in your choice of white, chocolate, strawberry or a seasonal flavor

morphballganon ,

The greentext specifies a carton, which suggests it’s less than a gallon.

toynbee ,

The Grudge?

anivia ,

My experience of doing GOMAD disproves that, I’ve had plenty of occasions where I drank it in a single session instead of spreading it out through the day… But it may or may not be possible if you aren’t accustomed to drinking a gallon of milk every day

MindTraveller ,

Pops did it

kitnaht ,

I’m not saying it’s true; I’m saying it’s something I have heard commonly; and it’s my only guess as to why they were laughing.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“God… It’s so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice…”

boatsnhos615 ,

Man child

gallopingsnail ,
@gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Who pissed in your dry-ass Cheerios?

boatsnhos615 ,

YOU and I appreciate it because I’m lactose intolerant and can’t afford plant milks

gallopingsnail ,
@gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Imagine being weaker than a sugar molecule. 😂

boatsnhos615 ,

OMG fr fr

Icalasari ,

His inability to have milk. You get cranky when you can't have ANY dairy

boatsnhos615 ,

Preach

lunarul ,

Obviously anon’s mother never taught them not to drink straight out of the carton.

Trainguyrom ,

Extra fiber that way!

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